Ineffablehusbands Stories

I am not emotionally recovered from the season 2 ending so here. Major season 2 spoilers!!!!

Random AU's for the Ineffable Husbands that either come out of my mind or got inspired by other AU's in the community (if that is the case, I'll specify from where and who the original AU came from). Chapter lengths may vary from very short to very long, I don't plan on giving myself a minimum or maximum word count for this. Even if one goes on for very long and probably should be broken up into several parts, I'll refrain from doing so, to keep it as a literal one-shot. So this should be fun. (Book says "Completed", but that will only be official when the line below says "Word Count" and not "Current Word Count". If it still has "Current", that means there's still more AU ideas I haven't gotten to, but will someday. If you like how I write the ineffable spouses, add this book to your library so you're notified when a new one-shot comes out!) Current Word Count: 341,200 (59 one-shots)

The title says it all. Idk how much I will end up posting here but I have to get my feelings out somewhere. !!REQUESTS OPEN!!

This may be a Drabble thing or a story, I dunno yet.

Crowley finds himself stuck in prison in Venice after a the beginning of a job gone wrong. He had expected to go through the trial process, be convicted, and perform some sort of miraculous escape that would leave the locals telling stories for the next few decades. What he had not expected however, was Aziraphale to get him out of the dungeon with a rather odd request: join him at the palace of Duke Enrico Dandolo of the Republic of Venice. Well, what sort of demon would he be to refuse a temptation like that?

Aziraphale doesn't know what he's doing. It's not that he hasn't observed humans, but it's hard to think that something so beautiful, which he has imagined so many times, could be... what this girl is telling him it is!

Gotta warn you, it's long and it's most likely sad. And I couldn't think of a better title so shsshshshshshhshhhs

So as my "Ask Sun and Moon!" went SO well, I was thinking to start a Good Omens version. You can ask any questions you wish to ANY character you wish. Following lure that's on screen...and maybe a few personal things. I'll also do holiday specials, ect ect. Just comment, ask a question, and I'll respond! CHARACTERS DO NOT BELONG TO ME! If any questions are mature (I have to put this here, My Ask Sun and Moon one had...rather INTERESTING QUESTIONS) I will add a disclaimer. NO ART, CHARACTERS, OR STUFF BELONGS TO ME!

Our story begins with the heinous murder of a well known regular at the bookshop, a philanthropist by the name of Wilson B. Carlton. He is the first of the many horrific murders that were to come over the span of only a few days... all of the victims were found with the same hideous claw marks all over... Some say it was a rampant beast, others say it was the devil. Soon enough the angel Aziraphale decides that this cannot go on any longer, stating that he will find the culprit and put an end to their reign of bloodshed. But of course, Crowley cant let his Angel go alone into the jaws of the ineffable danger that awaits, therefore decides to join him on what may become both a wacky and thrilling adventure to track down their potentially ethereal culprit and end their murder spree. None of the characters belong to me (except for a few side characters) !! They are from Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

Crowley and Aziraphale have a hand in saving the world. Now, they must try to save themselves. In other words: The Fic In Which An Angel And A Demon Swap Bodies In An Attempt To Avoid Heavenly And Hellish Execution, Respectively. Any chapters that directly follow one another will be titled accordingly <3 any dialogue referenced from the show is NOT my own. Cross posting from my AO3!!! Just some ramblings that vaguely follow canon events. Using this as my outlet to heal from season two :'D

Aziraphale, now Supreme Archangel, seeks Crowley's help as plans for the Second Coming threaten to destroy the Universe. How will our Heroes cope? Can Aziraphale and Crowley reconcile and stop the end of everything before it's too late, again? Will they finally Vavoom?! Find out in this Fix-it-Flick for Good Omens Season 3! Mine has plot and a bigger budget. Give it a go. You might like it. Bonus points if you can find all the parallels and references to the original work not to mention the Pride and Prejudice references and Doctor Who easter eggs! And where does that reference at the end come from? If you know, you know! *All characters belong to Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

"I will never love again God. Did you hear me? I'll never love again!" In which Crowley begins to fall in love, despite pleading to God that he'll never love again.

Ineffable, it's something that can't be put it into words, in fact it's the one word that describes the indescribable and nothing is more so than an angel and a demon who have fallen for each other. Everyone knows the story of Crowley and Aziraphale, But their mentees Clarity and Deserey have a story of their own.

Love is in the air and so is frustration. Crowley gets upset and takes a five-day nap, waking only to hang out with Aziraphale and visit The Them

After Armageddon , we all knew that Crowley and Aziraphale went to the Ritz and "To the world" were said out loud. But do we know what happened to the husbands after the meal?

In which Episode 6 of Season 2 Good Omens doesn't end like... THAT. Yes, I'm changing it because I'm depressed after watching S2. 😇😈 *IT'S COMPLETED Y'ALL 🥳*

Beginning with the final scene in the book shop, first from Aziraphale's perspective and then from Crowley's, then moving into the events that come after. (Cross-posted to AO3 as 'Please Forgive Me')

Hi this is my first story so please be nice! I will write anything you request! Just some ineffable husbands Oneshots. yes I'll do smut, only if requested. Updates usually come weekly :) Requests: OPEN! Disclaimer: Cover art is not mine. I don't not own any of these characters.

Leilani Fell-Crowley and Ezra Fell-Crowley. The daughter and son of the Angel Aziraphale and the Demon Crowley. A girl with white blonde hair with snake yellow eyes much like her demon father, and a boy with red hair and blue eyes seemed to have found a foreign clocked object and after accidentally activating the said object, later on found out they were in the past with a very confuse Aziraphale and Crowley and a Supreme Archangel...? - Ineffable Husbands - Ineffable Bureaucracy Warning : Spoilers This fanfic takes place in Season 2 Good Omens. I wanted to make this because of the traumatizing ending I got (Spoilers)

Just some fluff cuz I'm bored Send requests if you want. I'll try to do them. No smut tho plz I'll cringe. Anyway enjoy these gay disasters Ps I don't own these characters Shout out to Charlotte and Charlie for most of my prompts. HOW DID THIS GET 18k READS I LITERALLY MADE THIS BECAUSE I WAS BORED OUT OF MY MIND WOW I CANNOT THANK YALL ENOUGH. 13th in CrowleyxAziraphale what? How??? 💜🏳️‍🌈