Ironic Stories

"I'm having visions... They're not prophecies; they're avoidable!" As the line between fiction and the real world blends, our young Psychic protagonist, Alma, is responsible for preparing two young protégés for their future as peacekeepers of this mind-bending world they live in. But Alma is burdened by visions of the future, weary of the death and destruction that's yet to come. Could Alma truly juggle both at once?

[FINISHED] Gordon Ramsay has known and loved Shrek ever since their Junior year of Highschool. When Gordon goes to Shrek's swamp to propose, things don't go as planned and Gordon is heartbroken.

Mariella intends to marry rich. Then she'll live as she chooses. But there's a problem. The crown prince isn't as blind as everyone else, especially after he sees her true self. He now notices everything, the little lies, the carefully crafted manners, the rehearsed kindness. He is indifferent, dismissive, and dangerous in ways she can't anticipate, but she needs him on her side, because one slip, one glimpse behind her mask from the court, and everything she has clawed towards will collapse. She has spent her life perfecting the art of being the sweet, proper lady no one suspects. How to appear harmless, timid, and polite. But every word, every gesture, every tear is calculated. Because, in a world of wealth, titles, and ambition, the clever survive and the careless get left behind. And she will not be left behind. ××××× "She is deceiving you, Your Majesty!" Percival insisted, dragging Mariella back to the present, ''I swear upon my honor.'' The throne room felt smaller than before as the silence after Percival's words stretched. The King's gaze softened. "Mariella has served this court with nothing but grace." Mariella sobbed harder. The sound loud in the silent room. Finral's gaze burned into her. He had not spoken or shown any indication of revealing the truth. Maybe he was still in shock from her magnificent performance but she had to be sure. So she slowly lifted her head slightly, meeting his eyes for the briefest moment. Just for a second. And winked. The smallest movement. Gone in an instant. His lips parted. Whether from shock or apathy, she couldn't tell but he still said nothing. And in his silence, the ruling fell swiftly. ××××× Written for the open novella contest 2026 prompt 16: And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul (Quote by John Muir) Interpreted in a romantic sense.

Anti-jokes and anti-humor are humor that makes use of irony and a twist assert the end differing from the person's expectations of the punchline. WARNING: ANTI HUMOUR CAN BE OFFENSIVE AT TIMES, BUT IT DOES NOT REFLECT MY PERSONAL BELIEFS. I just made this book to make people laugh, and many of these are off of the internet. -icingdeaththewhite

I was thinking of all the funny thoughts we have and that it would be fun to jot them down. A little book someone could pick up and put down and dip into. Sometimes our thoughts are fleeting and others are more entrenched and thought provoking. There are also moments that are enjoyed or looked back upon. These were my ideas and I decided to run with it encouraged by my lovely friend @ShaunAllan So I would love to know what you all think. Feel free to tell me.

Ok, so I made this very cringey story when I was 12 and I decided to upload it, I don't know why but at the time I thought I was the best author in this world when I made this. I've written it on a piece of paper and I'm going to put it here + all the mistakes I've made so you can cringe your ass off. Have fun. (Btw cover is made by me, kill me)

~~Authors note~~Alex said in a recent stream he wanted some kind of epic action story of him so I kinda just wrote this on a whim hope u enjoy :) Alex is running from the cops after having escaped from a jail in Mexico. He was falsely accused for a crime he didn't commit. Will he survive? or will he stay and face the consequences? Read to find out more. "They arrested me for looking like a cholo! I didn't do anything wrong man wtf!" "This is NOT epic"

This collection of stories was created by dramas and traumas remembered over the course of a lifetime. Some are totally true and some are fictionalized spins based on events that occurred and others are just thoughts or conclusions from life experiences.

Love, Fairy Tales, and Human Stupidity." (Series: Fairy Tales for Modern Times)

I should've never been born among these sinners. I should've never been born on Earth. I should've never ended up with these people, but here I am...If only these people knew the real me... I'm Mary, a saintly girl who's meant for something bigger than life, but for whom the world isn't yet ready. By the evil will of Satan, I've ended up in high school, full of sinful people and an exhausting lack of piety. But God's strength is bigger than Satan's, I know that this life is only temporary. I will go to heaven, and these degenerates will burn in the fires of Gehenna. They might laugh at me, but remember my favourite animals: the dove, the lamb, the donkey and the sheep...

She lived in the smallest town known to Oklahoma, grew up there her whole life. Since Pre-K she grew up with the same people in her class. Life is going great, and then High School. Suddenly the snotty-nosed Boy with the Ninja Turtles lunch box has turned into a hunk. And who would have known that Mahina Jude falls for the one and only- Oops, wouldn't want to ruin the story, now would I?

Silly goofy stories

This is a fictional story based on the references my friends and I have made. The pictures are to describe indescribable stuff in the story. If you get easily offended, please look for another story to read. If you have any questions message me. Thank you and enjoy my creation. I hope this entertains you more than Rick Roll videos.

The bad boy fell in love with teacher. What to do?? [Spin-off of The Clash of H]

Have fun ;)

(THIS WAS WRITTEN PURELY AS A JOKE) Sheila Birling is heartbroken at the fact that her fiance Gerald has been cheating on her. But little does the know that the photo that was shown to Gerald on that faithful night by the inspector was not the one of a young woman named Eva smith but the one of someone completely different...perhaps a certain vegan indie artist...

Kobold John and Pixie Dwight by Telemachus S. Physchlinson Humorous tales featuring two unlikely heroes. Daily life and great encounters with dragons, elves, wizards etc.

I remember the night my mother died, wasn't that a weird game I played that day too?

It's the title yk? It's just a throwaway book because I'm bored- anyways enjoy it. Edited by my friend tehe :))

a story about petite little Y/N and her big strong alpha daddy harry styles protecting her from her mother who has sold her to 1 direction weekly. follow the adventure of Y/N as she gets sold to Ed Sheeran the busker and Harry Styled saves her WITH A TWIST....