Historias de Irony

She is a fairy, but not one of those little girls who love flowers and wear pastel. No, she's a pessimistic tromatized bitch working for the government. Well, not a bitch because she acts like one but because she dosn't care about anything anymore. She works for a agence that keeps sending her team on missions more ridiculous and deadly then the next. She is the first fairy to ever have learned blood magic. It's probably killing her, but she doesn't really give a damn. She never was like the others. She always knew that fucking job would be the death of her. She just doesn't care enough to ask for a raise. Those are the weird adventures of a fairy who has nothing to lose, weird ass colleges and a shity job. That's Holga Del Louba's story (yes her name sounds funny, no she can't change it and yes she's over it) Note: I'm sorry right now the first chapter is a mess, I will go over it again. I just need sleep before that ha ha ha

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

The story continues as the mysterious warden of Zig-Zig is eventually informed about Herschel's escape. Against every principle of his precious Dalmicir school, Lyeasrakardsul submits and asks the Knomes for help before finally receiving the dreaded p-wyrd. Herschel is arrested as a chicken thief and brought to the town Stagna where he has been prejudged as a p-e-r-v-e-r-t by popular opinion, and where he will have some of the most significant encounters in his life.

What mattered most couldn't save you. What once made you strong became the thing that broke you. What looked like escape was only ever a mirage. This is a story about life's cruelest ironies - how the harshest conditions force us to adapt, and how all that weight we learn to carry might be exactly what crushes us in the end

A tapestry woven from the threads of cosmic wonder and digital ignorance, each poem a distinct journey through realms where intellect and imagination collide. Dive into a universe where quantum whispers mingle with the syntax of the cosmos, and where the digital and the surreal dance in intricate patterns. These verses explore the boundaries of reality and creativity, from fractals blooming in poetic form to the wit that grapples with the ineffable.

playing with truths, language, the words / come and join in / these short small life talks ... I warmly welcome you to the palette of dialogues we all may have heard, both from inside and outside worlds. I just thought we could go through them once again to make sure they have or have not put a bright impact on our everyday lives. as you see Words, words, words. They really do matter.

Nick is getting over his breakup when his crush from highschool comes back to town. Will miscommunication keep them apart or will they rekindle their past spark?

Just a collection of my poems

I thought dying would be dramatic. Fire, screaming, maybe a few world-ending disasters. Nope. Turns out, death comes with fluorescent lights, endless paperwork, and a cubicle overlooking an endless void. Meet Mason: former human, now demon, employee #672 in Hell's most chaotic HR department. Between misbehaving souls, angry vending machines, and divine interference from a newly appointed human god, Mason has one question... How the heck did I get stuck here? Comedy, chaos, and a hellish first day you won't forget.

Just a chaotic,Skz style,GroupChat ✯✯✯✯✯ (Sorry for possible grammar mistakes) ✯✯✯✯✯

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Jonathan Hendrix is your typical high-school nerd. Very creative, loves military history, and has a massive Lego Star Wars and army men collection. He's smart, detailed, and organized. However, he's also insecure due to his skinny frame and his status as a 'nice guy' in the hierarchy of high school social norms. All of that changes one day. While our fearless nerd is celebrating surviving another day of high school, the spaceships of the Hoo-Meerian Matchmaking Empire appear in Earth's skies. Massive blue teleportation beams are fired from their warships, separating the young from the old into Matchvilles, and Jonathan is put next to Helen Grant. Who is this fair maiden? Well, his crush! Will Jonathan be able to adapt and survive being in such close proximity to the girl he admires? More importantly, will he able to rise up and find a way to free his planet from the cringey rom-com-style tyranny of the Hoo-Meerians? Find out in my first ever ORIGINAL sci-fi comedy novel! Copyright: ShockTrooperCorps 2024

Do you want this? If this is what Gormu wants... I didn't ask what Gormu wanted, I asked what you wanted. Do you want this? Yes...

Serenity is hiding something and the secret is nothing any of them expects. Follow Serenity on the journey through senior year of high-school and love. The grass isn't always greener on the other side but it's a lot more fun to just straddle the fence.

𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙞 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤

Life is unfair and the law is indeed blind. Completed / school life / prison /

A man and his swan.(This is merely a draft I'm writing) WARNING: MC does weird stuff, slurs are used, no I don't condone any actions mentioned.

#Completed (#160 in Random) Pieces. Fragments of a life. A life that reflects reality or built-in fancy. Some sort of a projection. Distorted, nevertheless an image.

"Oh boy, you're trouble." || Skylar's young and probably the meanest, nicest person you'd come across. She's fighting a battle against herself with a little help of a boy she's partnered with for a wedding. He can't seem to let go of her but all he ever does is joke around with Sky and asks the most questions to the point where she'd like to shoot his guts. They're right for one another, but the buffers standing in the way of them stop the two from ever making a move. It makes them trouble. So close to doing something they shouldn't.