Irony Stories

Segregation is a theater of meanings, blending myth, satire, and urban irony. The book explores power, dependency, illusion, and the impossibility of escape, turning architecture, rituals, and social mechanisms into metaphors for inner and systemic struggle.

A short funny story about someone who only uses his heart when socially required.

Jonathan Hendrix is your typical high-school nerd. Very creative, loves military history, and has a massive Lego Star Wars and army men collection. He's smart, detailed, and organized. However, he's also insecure due to his skinny frame and his status as a 'nice guy' in the hierarchy of high school social norms. All of that changes one day. While our fearless nerd is celebrating surviving another day of high school, the spaceships of the Hoo-Meerian Matchmaking Empire appear in Earth's skies. Massive blue teleportation beams are fired from their warships, separating the young from the old into Matchvilles, and Jonathan is put next to Helen Grant. Who is this fair maiden? Well, his crush! Will Jonathan be able to adapt and survive being in such close proximity to the girl he admires? More importantly, will he able to rise up and find a way to free his planet from the cringey rom-com-style tyranny of the Hoo-Meerians? Find out in my first ever ORIGINAL sci-fi comedy novel! Copyright: ShockTrooperCorps 2024

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

Corporal James Morrison is living through the worst day of his military life. During training, the suspicion that his girlfriend is cheating on him overwhelms him. He feels reality crumbling, piece by piece. Sergeant Briggs humiliates him in front of the entire unit in a way Morrison will never forget. That same night, the barracks transform into something grotesque and surreal, and uncomfortable truths come to light: what happens when the foundation you built everything on starts to crumble? Because sometimes you don't need a war to destroy a man. Just a small crack. A military tragicomedy where the line between reality and nightmare crumbles.

This is where I'll have my lists of books I'm writing, because it's taking up far too much space in my bio. Much art is included in this thing. Also, even though I already have a ranting book, I may post a few rants in here just for the heck of it. A few poems may show up here as well. Finally, I may post weekly book reviews, song and movie recommendations, or other things like that. If you have any requests just leave a comment or PM me. -BlackpeltIsABoss WARNING: CONTAINS EXCESSIVE SPACE CAT GIFS P.S. - I'll be constantly updating this to change the lists, sorry about that. **ALL LISTS IN DERPY DERP EXPIRE 12/2/16 BECAUSE IM TOO LAZY TO DELETE THEM** ****THIS CONTINUES IN #RANTING****

This was made purely as a joke, I do not actually write like this (although to be honest I'm not much better). We will see how far this goes... Thank you for reading!

Marinette listened to her parents in awe, as they described the first time they met. She listened as her parents retold the story, while she vividly tried to picture the scene in her head. As the story ran through, it edged closer to her favorite part. She shot up from the couch, and with her parents she said, "Their soulmate marks glistened a bright yellow, as a sign that their one true mate has been found"

When Lin Beifong gets captured and held for ransom it's up to her secret love to come and rescue her before it's too late, but when things take a turn and Lin becomes weak as a puppy her lover is there to give her something she's never tasted before... (I apologize for the corniness 🌽 in advance.)

I bet that you must've read novels like ' He'd burn the world for her ' .... It's like the same thing...but the end twist will blow your mind.... Ethan Rodriguez can tear away everything which causes pain to Evelyn William his sweetheart and makes her sad.... Even if it is ...... --------------------------------------------- Evelyn William A 24 year old photographer working in New York in the JACK studios. Origin Columbus. She's alot naughty than her age and even though she may suffer like hell she still manages to smile like heaven. Anyone can easily trap her in their words and she loves arguing especially with the ones whom she likes. --------------------------------------------- Ethan Rodriguez A 29 year old , Ceo of interior designing company ' Jensen CO. ' and a famous Mafia known for his vengeance with the murders of innocent families including his. He is still trying to find out who actually was behind the death of his parents and real little sister which led him live alone in this cruel world. --------------------------------------------- She's the chaos in his boring life.. He's the peace in her dark world... Together they makes the best pair... He can burn that everything and everyone which hurts her.. She had a past trauma.. which never left her... He had a past heartbreak which causes him trust issues.... But the ones who thinks love is a waste of time and end doesn't worth it makes that ones fall the hard... And the ones who doesn't trust love anymore makes them fall again the hardest!!♡♡ --------------------------------------------- Tropes Enemies to lovers ' I'd worship the ground you walk on and he looks at her as if she's the air he breathes ' She fell first , he fell harder Slow burn Irony

nepeta ships pepsicola aka johndave and makes pick up lines so shes helping me get john strider used egbert approved somewhat collab

Unsent letters, poems, thoughts & feelings to my bias Park Jimin. From: His forever fangirl, Pjz

cute, fluffy, light and warm everyday stories OT9 there are old posts, there are new ones enjoy

Reimi Akana was just a young woman who was unbelievably clumsy. Being an orphan, she had to take care of her younger brother, Nishi from an early age. And somehow, she got him into the army, which was his dream. So, to repay his sister, Nishi invites Reimi to stay with him and his roommates . Little did she know that this was when her life truly begins. A/N: CaW human AU i love this show so much (AAAA) also the title translates to sometimes happy, sometimes sad (the title is in hindi, not the whole book) Cover art is not mine! Please tell me if you know the artist, I would like to credit them.

African romance , tragedy and suspense filled

Thoughts! Something random.

An unknown pursuer is trailing after him. He can run, but he can't hide. Without a clue as to why, a merciless snowstorm drags on and the stranger behind him forces him to keep running for his life. As the enemy only speaks in riddles, communication is futile and confrontation seems unavoidable. Little does he know that his pursuer is not only on the path to break walls, but also at it to create her very own Megaverse with the power of a pen alone. His demise is only the start of it all, a mere stepping stone to what's about to come. | Status: Completed | Language: English | Genre: Mystery/Fantasy | One chapter only | Total Word Count: ~ 2800 | Trigger Warning: Character death | Original picture from Pixabay (Nika_Akin) | Edited with Canva by me

Eunoia means beautiful thinking or a well mind. These poems are made by a girl with a broken mind, which makes the title of this book and the thoughts that have composed it, ironically beautiful. [complete] [copyright @ y u g e n 2017]

Hello despicable Human beings, today you're going to experience the best love story of all. It is about our middle school bullies, the typical homophobic, sexist and racist bimbo minchia. We are two friends trying to write a compelling and significative love story about those three: submissive Wario, Dominant Carbonaro and Zucchino. We'd like to mention that this is irony. We do not fetishize mlm and we are part of the lgbtq+ community. We are also Italian and still live there so there will be jokes, stereotypes and references to our culture. BE CAREFUL: This fanfic contains: Nsfw BDSM Piss Blood Scat General bad humor Stupid narration Emos Machine Gun Kelly Maurizio Costanzo Da Boyz Bunny ears Denis Dosio Feet Molise Thank you, quick reminder we are not in middle school anymore, we were not that depraved. This has bene our dream for a long time. Ciao. Made by: Eeatsa33 and ranettx

Sometimes all the words ever spoken fall short of expressing what you feel And sometimes one word can encompass the entire universe for you...