Irony Stories

"Dear person, If you found this letter...then I'm already dead. Life was never fair to begin with. I never wanted this. I wanted to see the future. I wanted to know how things would turn out. I hoped things would get brighter one day. It will be hard for my family. But I already made my choice. Whatever reason brought you here... turn back. I promise that tomorrow will be a better day. Do not throw away your dreams and hopes."

13x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

A collection of messy thoughts, late-night burns, and confessions that were never meant to leave the draft folder. Just a digital graveyard for the things we can't say out loud.

All I'll ever be to him is the best man on his wedding day. In which Tae was in love with his best friend who was about to marry his childhood friend in less than a week.

Between overcrowded apartments, sleepless nights, imaginary tea, collapsing hospitality and endless cultural misunderstandings, two travellers slowly realise that friendship can sometimes be more exhausting than loneliness. Moving between Vienna, Istanbul and Central Europe, they encounter people desperately trying to care for others while barely managing their own lives. An ironic, melancholic and painfully human story about chaos, hospitality, emotional exhaustion and the strange places people continue calling home.

Back in Istanbul after years away from Europe, two travellers drift through a city suspended between continents, religions, memories and contradictions. Between mosques, refugees, tourists, old conversations and half-forgotten encounters, they move through a world where everyone seems to be performing an identity - sometimes without even realising it. An ironic and melancholic story about exile, belief, cultural dislocation and the strange places people continue returning to long after they stopped belonging there.

Short Stories Volume 1 contains three stories of different kinds but with a common link: first experiences. Let yourself be seduced by the imagination of the author of Historia de un condón (illustrated book), and get involved in these short stories with twists and turns, varied plots and unexpected endings by the writer and illustrator Víctor el Bizarro.

An Espeon, and Umbreon, by the names of Pearl, and Darkes have been childhood best friends, and secretly in love with one another. But when a new pokemon moves into town Pearl's heart is torn in two and Darkes becomes a jelly ball. Then their world keeps spirling from their. Read more to find out. (It has a lot of detail for some tense build up way later on) I don't own pokemon but these are my OC's. Plus if you want to see Daisy's, conundrum check out Shocked Solid. Also heads up there might be a second crossover book.

Miles Caddel is a recent Suk Graduate looking for service. Having been denied once again, he finds himself wandering through deserts of Arrakis in hopes to find something, and if not something, death. Though his journey may put his fate in a different direction.

This is a book of my collective poems. Every time I write a new one I will add it. Read and comment tell me what you do and don't like. ~CumberbatchedTom @Copyright 2013

A fan-fic full of passive-aggressive shipping and spite. Don't take anything too seriously. Aphmau and her husband Harry Monica are the proud owners of Harmonicaland, the most successful amusement park in the country. That is, until a plot arises to destroy the park and replace it with a wild casino. She teams up with a mysterious stranger to take back Harmonicaland, but will they stay a team once romance gets involved?

Jonathan Hendrix is your typical high-school nerd. Very creative, loves military history, and has a massive Lego Star Wars and army men collection. He's smart, detailed, and organized. However, he's also insecure due to his skinny frame and his status as a 'nice guy' in the hierarchy of high school social norms. All of that changes one day. While our fearless nerd is celebrating surviving another day of high school, the spaceships of the Hoo-Meerian Matchmaking Empire appear in Earth's skies. Massive blue teleportation beams are fired from their warships, separating the young from the old into Matchvilles, and Jonathan is put next to Helen Grant. Who is this fair maiden? Well, his crush! Will Jonathan be able to adapt and survive being in such close proximity to the girl he admires? More importantly, will he able to rise up and find a way to free his planet from the cringey rom-com-style tyranny of the Hoo-Meerians? Find out in my first ever ORIGINAL sci-fi comedy novel! Copyright: ShockTrooperCorps 2024

I was never a fan of irony, even more so after died. I should be pretty happy that I was given a second chance at life, except guess who's still irony's bitch? Yo. My name is Akimichi Chōko and I just wanna live... SI OC [Cover Art: skyfloe]

Pickle Flats is having a celebration, and Arwen Armstrong, the wife of the local lodge's newly elected Grand Tassel, is going to make sure it goes off without a hitch. There food is fit for a king, and Arwen is going to make sure her table is impeccable. Funny. Ironic. And a story with a twist, Out of Place is a blend of young love, a father's wrath, and a bit of the unexpected.

Assassins, they live among us. They do the dirty deeds of the world. Some evil to the core, with dark pasts and hate in their heart they do this with glee, while others have more of a continence. These assassins stand for the people, less assassins more killers for higher. Living together you never know which you are looking at, one that would kill you with no remorse taking anyone that gets in their way with them or one that would protect the innocence. Even if it meant killing you while your children sleep. This is a story of three assassins; one in the darkness holding no remorse, while another protecting the innocence of the world, and an assassin caught in the middle. She will have to chose whether she will let the darkness consume her or protect the innocence.

A Collection of Accounts of Jail Sentences with poems to accompany. Just an attempt at exploration. In other words, its a work of verse, muse, and fiction. Read.

I start basically every single chapter with "imagine" then tell a story. ex: imagine having homework. but more story like

This is the story of what happened to me on my first day of school at my high school. My school district had to high schools and they decided to combine the two. This is the story of how my life got flipped upside down.