Irony Stories

Just Being Human Isn't it too strange how we humans show our feelings? 💌 I mean just look at the irony We cry when we are very happy ✨ We cry when we are very sad The tears look the same, but the feeling inside is different Sometimes we want to talk, but no words come out We try to be strong, even when we feel weak inside Maybe this is what being human means, feeling too deeply and still moving forward As a human, I feel too but some feelings are too heavy to explain ✨ and that's what human emotions mean 🤍

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

The story continues as the mysterious warden of Zig-Zig is eventually informed about Herschel's escape. Against every principle of his precious Dalmicir school, Lyeasrakardsul submits and asks the Knomes for help before finally receiving the dreaded p-wyrd. Herschel is arrested as a chicken thief and brought to the town Stagna where he has been prejudged as a p-e-r-v-e-r-t by popular opinion, and where he will have some of the most significant encounters in his life.

Two princes set out to rescue a princess-each for their own reasons. But when her curse begins to unravel, so do they. What if saving her means losing themselves? And when wills collide... who truly deserves to wake her?

"Raylynn come quick"A little boy tells to his sister who was cooking dinner for the two of them. Raylynn turned her head around to look down the hallway to find her brother Tyler crouched over something in the open door way. The older sister dropped her soup spoon and made her way over, "Tyler if it's a package just-" and then she paused. The box was a shoebox with a grey blanket wrapped inside. Tyler lifted the blanket and two gleaming eyes peered up at him.

Jonathan Hendrix is your typical high-school nerd. Very creative, loves military history, and has a massive Lego Star Wars and army men collection. He's smart, detailed, and organized. However, he's also insecure due to his skinny frame and his status as a 'nice guy' in the hierarchy of high school social norms. All of that changes one day. While our fearless nerd is celebrating surviving another day of high school, the spaceships of the Hoo-Meerian Matchmaking Empire appear in Earth's skies. Massive blue teleportation beams are fired from their warships, separating the young from the old into Matchvilles, and Jonathan is put next to Helen Grant. Who is this fair maiden? Well, his crush! Will Jonathan be able to adapt and survive being in such close proximity to the girl he admires? More importantly, will he able to rise up and find a way to free his planet from the cringey rom-com-style tyranny of the Hoo-Meerians? Find out in my first ever ORIGINAL sci-fi comedy novel! Copyright: ShockTrooperCorps 2024

Love is love. "We accept the love we think we deserve" _perks of being a wall flower. p.s the heartache, the sadness and the pain

A one-shot novel.

Cassie Boulden and her younger brother, Chase, have always had a pretty normal life with their caring, loving family...that is, they did up until that fateful day when tragedy struck. Now, with someone they so deeply cherished gone, they take on their lives from a whole new perspective. There is a very fine line between a 'house' and a 'home', and Cassie's not sure if she even knows what a home is anymore. The family was divided. and now the home is as well. It's been four long, hard years, and nothing seems to be getting any better. Relationships are becoming more strained, and Cassie is trying all she can to make life the best she possibly can for Chase. She begins to lose hope of ever having a happy family again...until three people walk into her life, changing it forever.

Crunchy characters baked with love.

Ever wondered what the wings of fire characters are as humans? Well in this book the characters Indigo, Fathom, Darkstalker, and Cleasrsight become humans! This book is all about Drama, Comedy, and friendship. Read on to find out more!

Salt destroyed the world. Now, he must sacrifice everything to save it. -- A fatal drought ravages the land after Salt insults the water god. Jaded, reluctant, and driven more by obligation than hope, he travels the dying land in search of the solution: a favor from a god, which he can gain by resurrecting one. Unfortunately for him, gods need bodies. Even more unfortunately, his wife makes the perfect cadaver. With the help of Calista---a witty delegate to the death god---they set out to track down the fallen goddess of peace, love, and war. But when a mysterious force rises, bent on wiping the gods from the playfield forever, Salt realizes that to restore water to the world, he'll have to confront more than just a rebellion. He'll have to confront the past. A fantasy humor novella about grief, gods, and doing the right thing too late. ONC Prompt (2025): When you challenge a magical being, the rules are simple: you must finish what you've started, no matter the cost. ONC Awards (2025): ♫ Round 1 Winner ♫ Ambassador's Pick ♫ Second Place! ♥♫

A short story about a young lady who thinks she's better than her boyfriend's family.

Serenity is hiding something and the secret is nothing any of them expects. Follow Serenity on the journey through senior year of high-school and love. The grass isn't always greener on the other side but it's a lot more fun to just straddle the fence.

Rock star Brighton Gates is looking for a new home. And he's found one. At a great price. Until things begin to happen that scare him to death.

My first collection of poems. The types of poetry range from video games, tributes, romance, sadness, self-discovery, and combinations of these types and more.

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Set in 1962 during the Cuban Missile Crisis, a fourteen year old girl experiences the pains of growing up. When left on her own, what starts out as a glorious few days of independence ends up as being anything but.

Poetry is much more beautiful now that I see you in it📖💖

Since i believe every perspective matters, i wonder how important my perspective is in our story