Irony Stories

13x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

All I'll ever be to him is the best man on his wedding day. In which Tae was in love with his best friend who was about to marry his childhood friend in less than a week.

""I can't let Simon see me struggling with that bottle!" Anaya hurries to exit the cafeteria when, suddenly, she hits someone. Someone taller, so she doesn't see his face first. The milk spills on her, but it's even worse because it spills on the student, damaging his amazing back-to-school outfit!" Anaya is 17 and just about to start her last year of high school. Introverted, good student, not really popular at school. Simon, her best friend and crush since middle school, is in her class, but Gladys, her bully and his ex, is there too. Simon warns Anaya about a new student in their class. According to some rumours, the new student is a psychopath and has a dark past. Despite all that, Anaya will unfortunately cross paths with this student, and from that moment on, she won't be able to avoid him. Is he really dangerous? What is he hiding? Will she fall in love with him or remain faithful to Simon? Read *Salt Was Sweet* to find out. Salt was Sweet is a slowburn romance between teenagers. Here's the playlist link: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5XRwI02gXVr8gvywoZTerl?si=3zJW-fX7Tr2QDXwRbNCoRA 1 chapter per week (on Friday/saturday/Sunday it depends where you live). There will be 35 chapters for this first book.

with his lover in the depths of a bullying scandal, and his ex-boyfriend out to get him, Rishi fights to balance the governance of a broken nation with his own personal turmoil. satire! (ps if anyone is here from the liz x priti era this is unserious compared to that so lower your expectations😭)

A search for the most exquisite of men's wear

When Barry Benson the bee arrives in Shrek's swamp, Shrek is still recovering from the death of Fiona. But he feels his heartstrings tug as Barry buzzes into the swamp, changing his life forever.

Shayla is just like any girl in high school. She just wants to survive. But the only way That can happen is if She opens the no entrance zone. She bails and ends up getting the worst of high school ever. She's all alone and has no one. Then Hope arrived at her door. A guy who has just moved into town may Be her only hope. But maybe......

Inspired by sketchy animations of "Hallo aus Berlin" show, this story shows an episode from Rolli and Rita s everyday lives,

just poems, 45 self-made poems by me and dedicated to no one, ( enjoy the irony).

AKA: The Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction in the History of the World (Other than My Immortal). Sick of cliche Harry Potter stories? Don't read this. This book is a conglomerate of all the horrible cliches that everyone hates, and along with an annoying Mary Sue- er Marie Sue- for a main character, horribly out of character characters, and some atrocious spelling and grammar, this book is well on its way to truly becoming the Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction in the History of the World. Except for My Immortal. I could never outdo that. I'm continuing this again after years of ditching Wattpad for Ao3 after I made a dumb textpost about it on tumblr.

Short irony about the rigidity of our world

You're a model, and your manager sets you up for a photography gig. You have no idea what you're about to get yourself into.

All there is to know - and you never imagined - about the dark side of dental practices, revealed by a dentist himself. Are you aware of all the dangers you are exposed to during a simple appointment at the dentist's? This book is a must-read for anybody who cares about their own health. A biting, ironic and, above all, informative work by Dr. Eduardo Esber that reveals an unsuspected abundance of lack of professionalism and ethics, of inexperience and incompetence amongst dental professionals.

A brutal king, every action laced with hypocrisy, is gifted by the ultimate irony as his own daughter plots his demise.

Just whimsical musings and wallowing from a teenage girl

This story is dedicated to the ones who has loved whole heartedly but never really got their love back... consider this story your own and experience a happy ending if you didn't got one .... this story revolves around a college campus in Dehradun. A girl named Kayra falls in love with a very wrong guy. And while she got her eyes on that guy an other guy named Rithvik had his eyes on her. Plot is friends to lovers guyzz its gonna be very interesting.......... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Love is always selfless... because in love neither we care about her self respect nor ego. Love doesn't think like 'me me me' it thinks like 'him him him' or 'her her her' --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wo puri duniya se apna haal chupa sakta/sakti hai par uss shaqs se nahi jo usse puri duniya manta ho!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So lets start this journey ... a love story which is meant to be complete no matter what the circumstances are ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- if you guys are into poetries ... search on amazon the book ' Screams of love ' by Avani Sejwal { Tulip } that is my book avaiable on amazon in India and also in countries USA and UK . And do give reviews on it. And if you find any mistake in that kindly ignore because right now i am just in class 10th... THANK YOU!!!:) -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Short intro to a post apocalyptic fanfiction of Phineas and Ferb.

Something about the Apple Tree at the center of Eden had always intrigued Evie. Maybe it was because she'd recently moved into town, but she never quite understood what made the Apple so special to the rest of the townsfolk. This is the story of Original Sin, but told incorrectly.