Thunderstarcloud
Once upon a time in a magical world called earth, there lived a boy name Russell. Russell was a terrible person, but that does not matter because this story is not about him -
Hey! Walley-Mart! Stop telling them lies! Please excuse me mindless stage crew-
I am not mindless and I'm not your stage crew! I'm you co-narrator. Geez, get it right.
Fine, my co-narrator, Walley, She gets carried away with nonsense, and I am actually a very good person, if I do say so myself. I am Russell, your narrator, and this is Walley-Mart my stage crew, *eh-em* excuse me, my co-narrator.
Hi-ya guys.
See what I mean, she's a weirdo, so where was I?
You weren't anywhere, I had started the story. But don't you think we should introduce everyone before we start. It could get pretty confusing.
I guess Walley's right, for once. Like she said, the story is not about me, it's about a kid named McKhimmm Chumphead and a girl named Pebble.
This is a love story, beautiful and funny. It's though hardly believable.
Read it like Percy Jackson, believing it's true, but it actually isn't...But it actually is...or is it?
Read on at your own risk of gaining serious ab muscles by laughing so hard JAJAJA!!