Joke Stories

One shots! With different POVs and off-beat plots, I give you all a batch of fresh ones that I have been writing on and off since 2017. I'll give you a taste of what each chapter is about in the beginning, so you can pick and choose which ones you want to read :). Obviously, all appropriate characters belong to their respective creators. If you have any funky suggestions that you'd like to see become reality, let me know! [Started 1/3/17]

How many more events will you have to endure until you've crumbled down into your withered state? These feelings come slowly, like the transformation of a caterpillar to a butterfly, but it would be too late for you once its cocoon opens. You can't escape; you never will, can you? It had nothing to do with you at first, one of the many casualties there were, until it became you, and now you're stuck there, forced to live in a foreign realm as a pillar for many. You have a reason to exist. But it's not as bright as you think it'll end. But like a bouquet of dying flowers, you are, how beautiful you look, rotten and crumbling, now twice as delicate as they hold you. "People never change, but skin will rot in any weather." -Femtanyl. ___________________ Slow burn + slow updates = longer chapters 25-12-2025 - #1 in Joke

the best ship in the world totally yes

this is made as a joke. do not take seriously thank you. and yes I have issues. psychologicalissues. follow the brain numbing story of you. I know very og of me. you as you follow a non special story someone else definitely already prolly made of joining as a new hire as Freddy's Security Breach and help Monty not be a rage monster. why are you stilling ready weirdo..... Disclaimer: Scott Cawthon is the original characters owner and creator. I do not claim any credit for these character and only using them for entertainment and creative liberty Disclaimer 2: I am not very good at grammar so I have used tools that obtain AI usage to help correct my poor grammar. But all the ideas and story plot comes purely out of my own head and I would never used Ai to write fanfiction. that would be very low of me. I only used this as a tool and not a substitute for my own imagination. thank you for reading that fully.

(11/24/23) A story prompt inspired from @DinoxWolf123 about a "forbidden love story between a pineapple and pizza", who also made part of the cover, so credits to them! The name "Three Out Of Ten" comes from a rating. Personally, I think pineapple pizza is good, but y'know.. ------- During rush hour, two kitchen objects help to fridge foods to leave the pizza place. Instead, they wind up at another pizza shop, where so many mess ups occur. Then they realized it's time to leave, through trial and error they make it out into the world, needing to figure out what to do in it. What's their purpose? Find out soon.

What happens when Anushka, the thirty-year-old dutiful housewife stuck in an arranged marriage gets transported back to her glorious college days, getting another chance at a passionate romance with Ivaan, the morally-bankrupt, irresistibly hot, and cunningly intelligent badboy aka the future CEO of Regal Enterprises? A moral dilemma? A philosophical exploration? Or just life-changing sex?

🎥: the disastrous life of saiki k "he's willing to tutor ME?! little ol' me?!" [ surname ], [ name ]. yeah you were popular! but not because you were smart or pretty, you were pretty average looking. but really really stupid. so having your one and only crush saiki kusuo as your tutor?! what a long journey you'll have to bare.

This is about two annoying guys from my school 💗💗💗

Your daily tasks where simple, you take out the trash, fix some of the broken things, and test the vending machine. Your day to day routine was straightforward, that is until there was a murder. It's up to you and your 8 other crewmates to see who did it and rather or not you're next...or the reason. Yandere Imposter x Crewmate Reader

This started out as a joke but we ate with the first chapter, so let us know if you want us to do more. This is for FUN which is the only reason I'm even posting it. I do NOT have motivation for the epic social media series you guys like (sorry) but maybe someday, after the stress of school (or when I get a burst of energy) I will Hopefully this saves the fandom till Ilium. (Idk how to spell soo) Full speed ahead my comrades!! With that, enjoy and follow @YESIMAKEFANFICS <33 no, seriously. do it. love yall

im a little late but ill do some time crunchs but the tital explains itself kinktober but with food

in which - biggy has a massive crush on mike and it turns into a massive angsty thing also yes this is a joke

Fitz is in love with the beautiful chandelier in his house that he was once tangled in. *I wrote this during school

this is a joke

JenChuLiChaeng are all rich girls with different characteres, living in the same dungeons for years, working under YG Entertainment as a girl group called Blackpink. They made another project, which is a podcast, wherein you're able to 'see' the 'real' them that nobody had exposed through the cameras nor everywhere public. What happen if a spoiled brat, a sassy ass, religious bitch and ignorant care less hoe in one room behind the microphones? It's just short convos between them four. Before you enter, please remind this: THIS IS JUST FOR FUN, NOT EVERYTHING HERE IS SERIOUS AND REAL, THERE PROBABLY SENSITIVE THINGS FOR SOME PEOPLE PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT PERSONAL. ME, THE AUTHOR, DO NOT SPREAD HATE OR OTHER NEGATIVE SHIT, I AM JUST WRITING OVER MY FANTASIES THAT'S ALL. Thank you. Enjoy reading.

A normal summer evening for the 'normal' girl called Lotte Heartman. Until that turns out into kidnapping... Or not as she finds out it's only THE Niall Horan who crossed her path, running away for his crazy fandom Directioners who are after his shirt, pants and probably all the rest of him too. They meet up and soon the other boys get introduced to her as well. They get along quite well but things will happen and that has some consecuences for everyone. But how her story about 1D will develop is exactly what you can read here <3 WARNING written by a crazy girl herself ;)

This is just a little book filled with Thunderbirds are Go quotes that came from Incorrect Quotes Generator. It won't be too crazy though, since I'm working on my main story: A Kyrano's Journey, which you should totally check out if you have the time. Thanks! Note that uploads will be REALLY random, so don't expect too many updates. Bad language is used and some.. strange topics (in a funny way) The longest time I'm most likely to spend on this book is however long it took me to make the cover lmao 😂 - tracyislander

Hi! My name is Fleefy and I guess you found my book, Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug. (duh) I will be telling you about good lessons to help you in life so you can be famous! (it really works, I tried it and now you found this so I must be famous) I will show you style, how I do good in school, and lots more stuff that I can't list because this would be too long. My first life lesson is to read this book so you can be awesome! Let's show the world how we rock Doodlefans! P.S. This is not Fleefy speaking, this is Creepette162. Fleefy has taken over my Wattpad account, and I just wanna say that this book is supposed to be full of humor, so please do not be offended, this book is for fun! Thanks! I ❤️ you all! Highest rank: #481 in Humor

✨ there are literally so many of these I had to make one myself- ✨ Mysticalkit is Leaderstar and Diamondshimmer's daughter with her sisters Magickit and Wowkit (no one cares about them.) Also they live in ThunderClan. When Plantleaf, their medicine cat, gets a message from StarClan from her forbidden mate that died, Mysticalkit wonders if Queencat's new child, Demonkit, has something to do with that StarClan forbidden prophecy. (this is a parody-type book. it is not meant to be real or have any resemblance to a real fanfic based off of Warriors)

Just a quick little Soforkle fanfiction [DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT SHIP SOFORKLE. THIS FANFIC IS A JOKE]