Joke Stories

Pin must choose between Coiny and Pencil. (satire) Impressive rankings: 1# in joke 1# in jokebook 1# in bfdia 2# in satirical 3# in frreesmart 4# in bfdie 6# in pencil 6# in doomedyuri

just a random wrong number changed the life of two people completely

One shots! With different POVs and off-beat plots, I give you all a batch of fresh ones that I have been writing on and off since 2017. I'll give you a taste of what each chapter is about in the beginning, so you can pick and choose which ones you want to read :). Obviously, all appropriate characters belong to their respective creators. If you have any funky suggestions that you'd like to see become reality, let me know! [Started 1/3/17]

WIP... Greetings Readers. I'm Finn and today or whenever you read this. I'm soo excited to introduce you to my Fan made Murder Drones Story! This is my first time making story. Please tell me or even critic me if there was any error or bad writings :p ✌️ In this story, we have new characters new plot, and of course new stories! :D Our main character will not be Uzi anymore because she already has her own XD. Don't forget to share this to your fellow Murder Drones Fans! Your help would means a lot for me! Thank you! :3

Broody Kip follows the life of a sharp, quick-witted police officer who's built a reputation across the state as one of the best in the badge. Known for taking down three of the city's most dangerous criminals-including the one responsible for his sister Fay's death-Broody carries both honor and heartbreak with him every day. A year after losing Fay, a talented basketball player and his older sister, Broody is still learning how to balance grief with duty. On the job, things take a new turn when his wife, May, becomes his partner. Deep, grounded, and quietly strong, May isn't just there to back him up on the streets-she's the one who keeps him centered at home too. Having lost her parents at a young age, she understands pain in a way that helps her guide Broody through his own. Their new partnership comes after Broody's former partner, Luke-a brilliant but eccentric officer-steps away following an injury that's kept him off the force for a year. Now, with higher expectations and more eyes on him, Broody has to prove he's more than just talent-he's consistent. Watching closely is Police Chief Green, a strict but fair leader who believes Broody has a real future in law enforcement. It's that belief that led him to place May by Broody's side, hoping together they'll bring out the best in each other. Off the streets, Broody is surrounded by a cast of unforgettable people. His mother, Momma Kip, is a 59-year-old therapist with a youthful spirit, a love for singing, and a way of bringing peace to any storm. May's uncle Patrick, who raised her, is a 65-year-old former NFL player turned bodybuilder, full of charm but still searching for true love. Pastor Angela Wells, who married Broody and May, connects deeply with younger generations while staying grounded in her faith. Then there's Tabby, May's intelligent cousin who has a gift for finding anything-or anyone-and Melvin, the wise barber whose past as a boxer gives weight to every word he speaks.

COVER AND TITLE TEMPORARY. Imagine if your school subjects were to be humanoid characters.. that'd will certainly be very funny.. Wait a minute, isn't this story basically about humanised subjects?

(Ron was just finishing up the last patients of the day before clocking out. Agent was also about to clock out as well. Agent has had a crush on Ron ever since Ron started working at the hospital and decided to shoot his shot to get Ron's number.)

this is the product of a boring sleepover this "story" is ass don't read

Its better if you read it in the voices (Satire)

A story about the beauty of obsessions This story is dedicated to Gavin

ᴄɪɴᴅᴇʀᴇʟʟᴀ × ʙᴇʟʟᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍɪᴇs ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀs Belle, after Beast transforms back into a human, is left disappointed (she has a rough kink, okay?). However, all her disappointment fades when she meets Sukuna through a friend of hers. The moment she sees him, she feels her heart skip a beat-and she knew, that he's the one. However, he already has a girlfriend. Cinderella may be kind and generous, but she does NOT fuck around with loyalty. So when she sees Belle trying to steal her man, she is obviously furious. Walk through a journey of their rivalry, as it slowly... Blooms into something special. (Jujutsu Kaisen is not mine, it belongs to Gege Akutami. The cover is not mine, it was taken from google-only the editing is mine. The Disney Princess are also obviously not mine. This entire story is fictional, don't take it seriously. This is literally js a joke.)

A man takes the title of The Wiggles' "Yummy Yummy" DVD too literally and sues for false advertising. Stupidity ensues. NOTE: This work contains instances of crude/coarse language for comedic effect - reader discretion advised.

A very emotional and heartwarming story about a young girl named Dora who earns a place in mount Olympus along with the greek gods. Bring your tissues while you read!!

(NOTE: This is a story made solely as a joke, with several internal jokes with a specific friend group, and things that could be called brainrot, adapted into a more serious tone. The story will try explaining what has to be explained the best it can, but there is a chance you might not understand it.) When the malicious, revenge-seeking robot Mechagemini seeks to destroy all universes arrives in the universe of the human treasure-hunter Gabriel, he does all he can to save his world in an adventure across the cosmos, acquiring zany allies, traversing mysterious areas, and fighting against the vicious forces of AI Slop.

beautiful stories

Nine years ago, an edgy thirteen year old girl sits in her bedroom writing the worst Homestuck fanfiction ever. Seven years later, she decides to finish it. This is the story of Azobin Atthez, a pyromaniacal troll who's psychotic tendencies lead her to becoming an attempted arsonist. This story is half satire, and half the edgy ramblings of an angsty pre-teen. You will laugh. You will cry. You will cringe. Enter at your own risk. (Cover created with mspaint obviously)

When Gothabella(Goth Y/N)'s boyfriend Jake breaks up with her, she doesn't think things can get any worse. But now, the restaurant she works at has a new favorite customer... Mr. Catboy(Cat boy CEO)! He keeps asking for her to work for him. Deep inside, Gothabella really wants to quit and work in an office. She also wonders if she's really done with love. Will Gothabella ever learn to love again? This story is SFW and contains swearing. This is inspired by the Y/N x CEO trend and is mostly a joke. Credits to Erykistired on YouTube for inspiration!! I do not own the real companies or products mentioned in this book Highest Rankings: #1 in Joke #1 in Jobloss #4 in Waitress #1 in YNxCeo

sorry if it's bad or has a bunch of errors my phone is fr broken💔 This is my first time so it might be really short or just straight up buns but I hope yall enjoy at least

pls request. also this aint serious, what I'll write is a joke.

NOT abt the old radiostatic btw that's js the only thing that fit the frame that I found easily. THIS IS A JOKE FIC. DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. I CAN WRITE BETTER,, I HAVE WRITTEN BETTER, yeah have fun ig there is suggestive shii but nothing I'd consider graphic.