Jokes Stories

"You're a fucking maniac! Just turn the music down!" "Make me." ... All Martin ever wanted was a peaceful university life. However, when a neighbor won't stop blasting his music in the middle of the night, Martin's peaceful life is upended. The question is, for better or for worse? enemies to lovers. one-sided hate.

TELL A FRIEND, TELL A FRIEND, TELL A FRIEND 🧡 All credits to the original owners Started: April 12th, 2024

The hilarious story of a man who returned in time and became a 3 month old baby. A story of family ties and love. Best ranks #1 out of 15.4k books in 'Jokes' #1 out of 6.4k books in 'Rebirth' #1 out of 5.9k books in 'Joke' #1 in Kerala #1 in Malayalam #1 in Babytard [For all ages. NO adult content. NO bad words.] The hero gets a second chance at life. But the second chance begins at the time when he was a baby. This is the hilarious story of a baby who has to live through all the breastfeeding and pooping. I died. When I opened my eyes again, I had gone back in time. To my childhood. No. To the days where I was a breastfed baby. It couldn't be more awkward. That's what I thought.

A man died in his own World and Got a nother chance at life. He is smart, powerfull and brought to the new Earth. What the man didint know is that he lived not just 1 or 2 lifes,but many. In transformers he is a man who helpt autobots won the war,gace them New weapons,home even fixed their home planet Cybertron. He was even bearer off All Spark and was the only human to know by that. He was even called Human Prime. SCP, Marvel, DC,halo and much more. The man lived all the lives in there. He could either buy things to have a system or become a genius and so much more. What would happend to a man who saved and fixed many lives but dosent remeber them? What would happend when others come to him? Portals started to open just to see Y/n again? Well find out.

She made a wish to become a fanfic character, and that's EXACTLY what she got. After wishing on a shooting star Disney-style, our female lead is sucked into a world where she quite literally becomes Y/n. Now in a new fanfic-like world, she's stuck with the seven BTS members, and all of them are into her, for some reason? Especially Kim Taehyung, who claims to be her "anchor" in this fanfic world. In this parody fic, explore all the common fanfic tropes in a comedic fashion, including BTS fanfic tropes we know and (probably) love. Jackson Wang throwing parties? Check. Making fun of the "Hoseok is only there to drive a bus" trope? Check. Making fun of the "Jin likes pink and is the mom figure" trope? Also check. You name it, it's probably in here. So, if you're looking for a good time and plenty of Taehyung, stop on in and enjoy this parody crackfic! --- Updates every Tuesday and Thursday in EST! Will be finished in September 2026! --- Cover by @_powderz --- If you are reading this story on any platform other than Wattpad, you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack and reading a plagiarized copy of my work. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/Ravendipity. Thank you.

ඉතින් පරක්කුයිද? . 🍂🥀

In a world where superpowers are strictly categorized as Quirks, a biologically "Quirkless" Peter Parker enters Class 1-A with abilities born of science, completely immune to the rules of hero society. Brandished as a masked menace by the media but adored by the working-class people, he must navigate high school, a rising harem, and deadly villains who can neither steal nor erase his power. The hero system wants a celebrity-but Musutafu needs a neighbor.

Book 3!!! Started: July 22nd, 2025

I crossed my arms defiantly,"Listen here buddy, you either give back what's mine or we do this the hard way," I glared, my gaze not straying from his. That pack of cookies is mine and I'd be damned if I let it go without a fight. Without breaking eye contact, he let go of my pack of cookies letting it fall unto the ground before he gave it a harsh stomp. An amused expression crossed his face as he turned to look at me,"What are you gonna do about it tesoro?" He taunted. "I'd gladly show you," I sneered, before doing something that every typical female would do. Kicked him where the sun doesn't shine. Highest Ranking: #1 in TeenFiction (9/26/2020) #1 in Jokes (11/16/2020) #1 in Skittles (2/13/2021) #1 in Cookies (3/4/21) This is the Rewritten Version of The Bad Boy and My Cookie. Copyright 2020 ©ElaBearXx. All Rights Reserved.

Yo this lwk a joke about my different classmates although it just came out dont take it seriously pls 😭😭😭 and mb if the writing is really bad

Welcome to Seoul University Hospital's Emergency Department, where the stress is high, the sleep deprivation is real, and the sanity is nonexistent. When a high-speed catastrophe on the expressway brings in a critically injured mystery patient, Chief Surgeon Lee Minho and his chaotic team fight for forty-five intense minutes to pull him back from the edge. The real shocker comes after the blood is cleaned up and the nameless, near-fatal wreck's identity is revealed. Dr. Lee Minho (Chief Surgeon) A perfectionist with a glare that can sterilize surgical equipment. Dr. Seungmin (Trauma Fellow) Sarcastic to a fault, Seungmin views the ER not as a sanctuary of healing, but as a comedy central where he gets to bully residents. Dr. Hyunjin (Orthopedic Resident) Believes a bone fracture can be healed with sheer dramatic flair, aesthetic splints, and terrible skeleton dad jokes (*"What's a bone's favorite dog? A Labra-torso!"*). Nurse Jisung is operating entirely on panic and four iced americanos per shift. Dr. Changbin & Dr. Jeongin-The ultimate cat-and-mouse duo. Changbin spends his shifts chasing junior doctor Jeongin down the hallway with a clipboard. and secret Mr. Bang brilliant, hopelessly charming, and currently held together by titanium plates, optimism, and Minho's sheer refusal to let him die. At last not the least our very dear Felix - the trainee, hyperventilating protégé who spends half his time translating rapid-fire English to Korean and the other half trying not to faint on the sterile field. Equal parts pulse-pounding medical emergency and unhinged workplace comedy, the story traces one man recovery as he slowly drives Minho crazy-first with his reckless behavior, then with his sheer existence, and finally with a romance that sneaks up on both of them amid the whiteboards, caffeine crashes, and ER chaos.

Book 2! ♡ Started: August 3rd, 2024

The reader will be female, I will be addressing you as Y/n L/n. this will be a stelle! reader This will be a various x reader. If you want every character will have an ending with you. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐮𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐧, 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝟒𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨 𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦, 𝐢𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐁𝐲𝐮𝐤𝐬𝐚𝐧 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡/𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥. 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐚𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦. Byakusan will not be an all boys school now, same with eunjang 🥺🥺 it's for da plot

Maeve Calloway, a 19-year-old college student, moves into a house she leased and finds that the owner is a vampire. She first tries to get rid of him but eventually decides to help him achieve his goal, solving her father's mysterious death in the process. What to expect: Mostly comedy with daily banter between Maeve and her unusual housemate; also includes a serious underlying storyline with a plot twist.

A book were I talk about things fandom sċɦօօl Rants life. Put my tags here too

Lots and lots of memes Hope you enjoy Harry Potter Cuz these memes are Going to rock your world ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- All credits of characters go to JK Rowling Everything else goes to the Internet Snapchat Pinterest IFunny

I love Harry Potter, so here is a book of HP jokes. If you know a good one you can messege me. They're all really short so.... hope you like them...

uncool response to your uncool questions!! (u may ask why?! Well.. because my account , my choice!! 🖐🏻✨)

Pokud už jste již po třetí za sebou byli vážně tak zoufalí, že jste se odvážili otevřít tohle veledílo s pochybným názvem, pochybnou obálkou a ještě pochybnějším popisem, jste vřele vítáni! Prázdniny nám dnešním dnem oficiálně začaly (i když začaly už v pátek hned po vysvědčení...) a já Vás tu vřele vítám u dalšího dílu hlášek! A protože byste se mohli nudit, nebo snad číst umělecky bohatou a duševně naplňující literaturu během volna, musím Vás od této strasti zachránit. A přesně proto je tu tahle kravina! *fanfáry* Cože se to tady vlastně dočtete? Ty největší blbiny, co jsme já, moji spolužáci a učitelé dokázali za tento převelice dlouhý školní rok vyprodukovat. A věřte mi, tenhle rok byl obzvláště dlouhý...

𝖨𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖸/𝗇 𝗍𝖾𝗑𝗍𝗌 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗋𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆 𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗉𝗉, 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗀𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗐𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋.