Jokes Stories

"You're a fucking maniac! Just turn the music down!" "Make me." ... All Martin ever wanted was a peaceful university life. However, when a neighbor won't stop blasting his music in the middle of the night, Martin's peaceful life is upended. The question is, for better or for worse? enemies to lovers. one-sided hate.

A man died in his own World and Got a nother chance at life. He is smart, powerfull and brought New ear to the Earth. What the man didint know is that he lived not just 1 or 2 lifes,but many. In transformers he is a man who helpt autobots wont the war,face them New weapons,home even fixed their home planet Cybertron. He was even bearer off All Spark and was the only one. He was even called Human Prime. SCP, Marvel, DC,halo and much more. The man lived all the lives in there. He could either buy things to be a system or become a genius and so much more. What would happend to a man who saved and fixed many lives but dosent remeber them? What would happend when others come to him? Portals opening just to see Y/n again?

Paano kaya pag ang lalaki na nasa panaginip mo ay siya din pala makakatuluyan mo habang buhay? Pano pag siya na nga ang The One mo. Napanaginipan mo ang lalaki na mapapangasawa mo habang buhay at siya na ang magpapaligaya nito, pero paano pag isang araw pag gising mo panaginip lang pala lahat ng yun magiging masaya kaba o malulungkot? Will you marry me tackles the story of a funny lady named Yumi, a simple girl na nangararap na maging mayaman at magka jowa ng isang famous celebrity pero panaginip lang pala yun? hahanapin mo paba siya? or tuluyan lang managinip?

a romance story about friends and other things.

Third time's a charm. Part III of the Clean Memes collection. Make sure to check out the two if you' haven't. Available on my profile. I do not own any of these memes. They all go to their rightful creators and owners.

What if you went to couples' therapy with a complete stranger? --- || ROM COM KIM TAEHYUNG X READER || --- Y/n wanted entertainment. Taehyung just happened to walk by at the wrong moment. Y/n is chaos in human form. Taehyung, on the other hand, loves schedules, deadlines, and not a hair out of place. The two were never meant to meet, and they definitely shouldn't be sitting on a therapist's couch together, but Y/n gives Taehyung an offer he can't refuse. And, admittedly, the old high school rebel in him is piqued by her ideas. Y/n has always wanted to go to couples' therapy to see what it's like. The problem? You have to be in a relationship to do that... or do you? That's where Taehyung comes in. The two begin their "therapy," and it's a test to see how long the therapist can go until they notice Taehyung and Y/n are complete strangers. But what starts as an expensive prank becomes fake arguments reality shows would bend over backwards for, imaginary anniversaries they somehow end up celebrating for real, and a therapist who thinks they're making "real progress." But is it real? Or is it fake? Because the truth is, pretending to be in love was easy. Admitting they might actually be? That's where the true reality TV begins. --- If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack and reading a plagiarized copy of my work. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/Ravendipity. Thank you.

Random shit about our favorite skating show Yuri!!! on Ice. Join me in YOI hell!!!♥ I hope ya'll laugh at this like I did :D It will include cracks, jokes, chats, fandom and other random stuff, so enjoy! ©I don't own any of the pic's and cracks, and Yuri!!! on Ice doesn't belong to me!

What happens when Anushka, the thirty-year-old dutiful housewife stuck in an arranged marriage gets transported back to her glorious college days, getting another chance at a passionate romance with Ivaan, the morally-bankrupt, irresistibly hot, and cunningly intelligent badboy aka the future CEO of Regal Enterprises? A moral dilemma? A philosophical exploration? Or just life-changing sex?

TWD is awesome and amazing Especially Daryl and Carl Although once and a while things will be serious I made some of these not all of them Please enjoy And Check out my other stories two of which are TWD story fan fics

SOMETIMES LIFE IS SHIT BUT AT LEAST I CAN TRY TO MAKE YOU SMILE CALLiNG ALL HARRY POTTER, EPIC, HAMILTON, TADC, AND PJO FANS

Book 2! ♡ Started: August 3rd, 2024

COMPLETED Highest ranking: #27 in humor! #2 in #womanpower❣ Second place in the Runaway Awards!! Once, there was a sweet and shy girl whose life gets in trouble. The bad boy steps in and saves the day. But what if for once, it's the bad boy who needs the protection? And what if its the girl who can provide it? Read on to find out. *New chapters coming soon!*

This book will probably have extremely fast updates! It's one of many, I'm sure, but it's a book of jokes and memes that have to do with the fandoms me and many other people love, including Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, The Maze Runner and Once Upon A Time. I hope I make you laugh with at least some of the jokes in this book. Most will be pictures from the internet, but there will maybe be a few that I invent in there, who knows? Just have fun flipping through this and I really hope you enjoy! -sirius77

(don't expect a steady update timeline) Hello! I'm KC; I live with Mom, Dad, and Little Sister. This is a story of real conversations I've had with my parents. I'd just like to clarify that my parents are really lovely people that mean no harm with their twisted, sarcastic humour; They simply think they are funny. (Sometimes the grandparents say something note-worthy, as well.) *Caution, profanity.* Best Rank: #44 in Random

Jokes about Blackpink (huehuehue sorry..) ~cover by: @rirenzone on Instagram (thnx mah fren)~

Book 3!!! Started: July 22nd, 2025

This poem is all about being hilarious, full of jokes, humor, and everyday funny moments. If you don't laugh, giggle, or smile, it means you're a monster. #Joke🤣 This poem's a cocktail of Bisaya, Tagalog, and English-shaken, not stirred! 🍹😆 Get ready for a pun-filled language party in every line! 🎉🗣️ Every time this poem is published, it contains a mix of Bisaya, Tagalog, and English.

CHAT GPT ASSISTED STORY.

From the master himself.

The title says it all Takes requests