Jokes Stories

"You're a fucking maniac! Just turn the music down!" "Make me." ... All Martin ever wanted was a peaceful university life. However, when a neighbor won't stop blasting his music in the middle of the night, Martin's peaceful life is upended. The question is, for better or for worse? enemies to lovers. one-sided hate.

GEORGE WEASLEY This is a story about George Weasley! It's a slow burn, friends to lovers story, it's kinda rushed but I really like it and I really hope you enjoy it!

I was high while making this. Leave me alone. Let me be cringe but free 🥺 I was gonna put the bee movie script but it wouldn't let me 💀 please don't at all think i'm criticizing or trying to ridicule either political party... i'm just trying to have fun and I thought it would be funny man...

I don't even know why I made this😭 I'm going to jump off a bridge <3

"Luzure" is an assortment of loosely connected long and short stories about 2 Robloxians living a silly life, getting up to weird shenanigans every day. From questionable financial decisions, to sentient Bacon monsters, join Azure and Lucien as they navigate their daily lives in the happy town of Robloxia! --This story is a work in progress, there will be around 6 parts total with short stories in between. Updates every week!--

A man died in his own World and Got a nother chance at life. He is smart, powerfull and brought to the new Earth. What the man didint know is that he lived not just 1 or 2 lifes,but many. In transformers he is a man who helpt autobots won the war,gace them New weapons,home even fixed their home planet Cybertron. He was even bearer off All Spark and was the only human to know by that. He was even called Human Prime. SCP, Marvel, DC,halo and much more. The man lived all the lives in there. He could either buy things to have a system or become a genius and so much more. What would happend to a man who saved and fixed many lives but dosent remeber them? What would happend when others come to him? Portals started to open just to see Y/n again? Well find out.

erling haaland and jude Bellingham friends to lovers fanfic for the 2026 world cup (this whole thing is supposed to be a joke)

Book 2! ♡ Started: August 3rd, 2024

Book 3!!! Started: July 22nd, 2025

18+ Swearing Sexual actions implied Violence "And what if I don't wanna do it?" you ask "unless you want the world to end then you'll do it"the spider kawami says "oh I guess I'm doing it for the fried Twinkies then" you say as you started suiting up

This book contains so many of the jokes ..... credit goes to all those who have created them ....here you can have a good reading time , refresh your mind or maybe it can be for passing time it's good !! Just like the parts and follow if you like me or the jokes 😂😅 Your support is a big thing !!

||Completed|| Incase you did not read the title... This is basically a bunch of One direction inside jokes, random things, and some solo/larry references here and there That mostly only directioners/Ot5s know ObViOuSlY This is very carroty so good luck! Antis or Neutrals leaning anti, I highly suggest not reading this cuz it might piss you off. It's labeled tho so you guys can skip it if you really want to Started: June 17 2020 Ended: December 25 2020 Some of the highest ranks: 11-#1direction December 23 2020 4-#insidejokes August 3 2020 5-#randomstuff September 20 2020 251-#jokes July 13 2020

disclaimer: i literally wrote this when i was 11 so please no hate a bunch of jokes, puns and memes to brighten your day #1 in humour best cover winner in the indigo awards 2018 cover credits to @Adriata

These are small little things I think of that I hope will make you laugh. If you're like me and really want to read something, but have nothing to read this is a book for you.

NewJeans never die

Two identical twin brothers, Katsu and Katsuo Okamoto wanted to enjoy their last few days with their friends before moving away for awhile. They planned on taking their friends to an empty school building to have a little fun with their friends, but what the two boys don't know is that their friends don't like the idea of going to an empty building to tell spooky stories to get them really scared. Their friends decide to get them back for scaring them by making them believe the place is Haunted.

• a joke book. • [ ongoing ]

Cutesy conversations and lots of laughs!

Libro na naglalaman ng kalokohan, kastupidohan, katangahan, at kagwapuhan???...ng BANGTAN BOYS. Basta yun. Ang iba siguro ay kikiligin? O magcringe? Dont know. Just read at your own risk. Arraseo??? *** BTS FANFIC Started: June 3, 2017 Ended: ~~~

FUNNY TEXT AND JOKES!! •Some are mine and some aren't (≧▽≦) •All of the credit goes to the people who made these jokes and text...