Jokes Stories

"You're a fucking maniac! Just turn the music down!" "Make me." ... All Martin ever wanted was a peaceful university life. However, when a neighbor won't stop blasting his music in the middle of the night, Martin's peaceful life is upended. The question is, for better or for worse? enemies to lovers. one-sided hate.

TELL A FRIEND, TELL A FRIEND, TELL A FRIEND 🧡 All credits to the original owners Started: April 12th, 2024

Book 2! ♡ Started: August 3rd, 2024

loving for the first time

Book 3!!! Started: July 22nd, 2025

What if you went to couples' therapy with a complete stranger? --- || ROM COM KIM TAEHYUNG X READER || --- Y/n wanted entertainment. Taehyung just happened to walk by at the wrong moment. Y/n is chaos in human form. Taehyung, on the other hand, loves schedules, deadlines, and not a hair out of place. The two were never meant to meet, and they definitely shouldn't be sitting on a therapist's couch together, but Y/n gives Taehyung an offer he can't refuse. And, admittedly, the old high school rebel in him is piqued by her ideas. Y/n has always wanted to go to couples' therapy to see what it's like. The problem? You have to be in a relationship to do that... or do you? That's where Taehyung comes in. The two begin their "therapy," and it's a test to see how long the therapist can go until they notice Taehyung and Y/n are complete strangers. But what starts as an expensive prank becomes fake arguments reality shows would bend over backwards for, imaginary anniversaries they somehow end up celebrating for real, and a therapist who thinks they're making "real progress." But is it real? Or is it fake? Because the truth is, pretending to be in love was easy. Admitting they might actually be? That's where the true reality TV begins. --- If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack and reading a plagiarized copy of my work. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/Ravendipity. Thank you.

WARNING: This contains blood, violence, and death. It's an horror anthology series based on SpongeBob SquarePants. This is made to poke fun at poorly made creepypastas. I do not own SpongeBob SquarePants. That franchise as a whole belongs to Nickelodeon and Paramount.

What happens when Anushka, the thirty-year-old dutiful housewife stuck in an arranged marriage gets transported back to her glorious college days, getting another chance at a passionate romance with Ivaan, the morally-bankrupt, irresistibly hot, and cunningly intelligent badboy aka the future CEO of Regal Enterprises? A moral dilemma? A philosophical exploration? Or just life-changing sex?

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Humourous story of y/n and Jeon Jungkook A university student and A father How's Y/n going to suffer with these bratty father and son duo?!? Because she herself a naughty bug in the plant🤭🤭 To know more please read and find out its a secret 😉 A secret :- A shout out will be given to the first voter😉💖 Credit to it's owner as i have taken all the pictures from Pinterest If this story is a success I'll try to write one Indian story, so please support ❤️😊😘

What if someone break ups with you and you can't move on and somebody likes you? What will you do? Let's check it out in the story!

Basically the same as the PJO version...except these are more fan art.....sometimes pg 13 so you're warned

Mr Matak might have obvious feelings for a certain someone, But of course he would never admit that Mr Macmaster finds out and decides to do a little teasing Or Cute macatak fic 🩷

NewJeans never die

basically a yumeshipper/oc x canon crackfic i wanted to make,i do plan it to have some story but i also wanna focus on making this super fun to read lol

So I have A LOT of images of texting humor. Some are wrong numbers, some are parents being ridiculous, some are sweet couples, some are break ups, some are really funny, and some, well, you just have to see for yourself! Warning! There is some mature content (but not much) Highest achieved rankings: #144 under Breakups #167 under Crushes #186 under Mom #202 under Phone #270 under Dad #297 under Text #414 under Wrongnumber #422 under Jokes #996 under Texting

Here are some quotes and thing in here from PJO and HoO. There are also some jokes and things that I found online. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THEM. It's mostly not quotes.

Some people have a plan. Others have 3am thoughts and pretend that counts as a plan. You probably thought you'd have things figured out by now. Some of you might actually have but let's not talk about them right now not what the book is for. The rest of you are here: overthinking a text you already sent, replaying conversations like you're analysing film footage, and turning the simplest situations into full blown internal chaos for no reason whatsoever. Normal behaviour, apparently. No one gave you the script. Not for friendships. Not for school. Not for growing up. Not for whatever this phase of life is supposed to be. So most of us are just improvising and hoping nobody notices. This book is a collection of: Decisions that made sense at the time (but didn't) Thoughts that show up at the worst possible moments Situations that are either hilarious, embarrassing, or both at the same time And the kind of overthinking that should honestly come with a warning label If you've ever felt like everyone else got the instructions and you got a blank page... yeah. You're in the right place.

[ON-GOING] PARTS SOON TO BE PUBLISHED "Making a guy fall in love in seven days isn't that bad right?" Celeste In the midst of a boredom, four young women decided to make a plan about making a guy fall in love in just seven days. During the chaos of their decisions, will they be able to complete their seven days plan and figure out what attracts men? Or regret the idea of their impulsive actions?

idk just me sharing abt a buncha weird stuff