Jokes Stories

"You're a fucking maniac! Just turn the music down!" "Make me." ... All Martin ever wanted was a peaceful university life. However, when a neighbor won't stop blasting his music in the middle of the night, Martin's peaceful life is upended. The question is, for better or for worse? enemies to lovers. one-sided hate.

The hilarious story of a man who returned in time and became a 3 month old baby. A story of family ties and love. Best ranks #1 out of 15.4k books in 'Jokes' #1 out of 6.4k books in 'Rebirth' #1 out of 5.9k books in 'Joke' #1 in Kerala #1 in Malayalam #1 in Babytard [For all ages. NO adult content. NO bad words.] The hero gets a second chance at life. But the second chance begins at the time when he was a baby. This is the hilarious story of a baby who has to live through all the breastfeeding and pooping. I died. When I opened my eyes again, I had gone back in time. To my childhood. No. To the days where I was a breastfed baby. It couldn't be more awkward. That's what I thought.

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Yo this lwk a joke about my different classmates although it just came out dont take it seriously pls 😭😭😭 and mb if the writing is really bad lowk read the second one first that one is better

"I-I couldn't find fanfiction about this ship! Okay!? so I write it for myself!" is what I would say if I was HUNGRY Right, right this is a joke story LMAO Generator's forehead was a health bar (Basically grey to red if low), Genderless meaning it/its or "generator" will be used (Any/it) Warning ⚠️: Violence, Death character

Years ago, SHIELD-Scientists Mary and Richard Parker were murdered in a planecrash by Hydra, leaving their 2-year-old son behind. Only,... when Fury, Hill, Coulson, Natasha and Clint arrived on scene, the young child was nowhere to be found. It's been 13 years, Peter Benjamin Parker hasn't been seen all that time. His existance is a looming shadow over SHIELD's agents, who still search for their little ray of sunshine whenever they have time. Then, Nat accidentally texts the wrong number,...

just a safe space where you can talk about f=your feelings and rant abt shit. This is abt any problems and no one is allowed to judge or else my pet goat larry eats them😁. Mature is out on just in case there is a story or comment mad that isn't for little kids, so speak your minds

In a world where superpowers are strictly categorized as Quirks, a biologically "Quirkless" Peter Parker enters Class 1-A with abilities born of science, completely immune to the rules of hero society. Brandished as a masked menace by the media but adored by the working-class people, he must navigate high school, a rising harem, and deadly villains who can neither steal nor erase his power. The hero system wants a celebrity-but Musutafu needs a neighbor.

a book full of jokes!

Lots and lots of memes Hope you enjoy Harry Potter Cuz these memes are Going to rock your world ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- All credits of characters go to JK Rowling Everything else goes to the Internet Snapchat Pinterest IFunny

The reader will be female, I will be addressing you as Y/n L/n. this will be a stelle! reader This will be a various x reader. If you want every character will have an ending with you. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐮𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐧, 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝟒𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨 𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦, 𝐢𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐁𝐲𝐮𝐤𝐬𝐚𝐧 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡/𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥. 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐚𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦. Byakusan will not be an all boys school now, same with eunjang 🥺🥺 it's for da plot

Let's be honest, the title is pretty self explanatory. Your book for the best/worst puns. There also may be a few other jokes and funny things in there. Enjoy! Please vote and feel free to comment any of your own puns! :) DISCLAIMER: I'm really not that creative and I'm pretty unoriginal so a lot of these are from the internet k bye

bullies joke time in second season..

idk even know any more

Um... I just decided to do this so..... and this my still 11 year old self writing so yeah! This is my first book so I would appreciate any helpful comments. As the title states, this is about Percy Jackson a.k.a. how I wish my life is like. All rights go to J K Rowling and Rick Riordan

Kyle Jake Chadmenn was just a simple streamer. One day she was just playing a game but then she had received an email from someone with the user name of yourbluekitten69. Who is that? How will they interact? Will they be friends or more? DISCLAIMER! this is a joke with my friend-group. please do not take this seriously. this was made so long ago, it was meant to be horrible and it is.

Welcome to Seoul University Hospital's Emergency Department, where the stress is high, the sleep deprivation is real, and the sanity is nonexistent. When a high-speed catastrophe on the expressway brings in a critically injured mystery patient, Chief Surgeon Lee Minho and his chaotic team fight for forty-five intense minutes to pull him back from the edge. The real shocker comes after the blood is cleaned up and the nameless, near-fatal wreck's identity is revealed. Dr. Lee Minho (Chief Surgeon) A perfectionist with a glare that can sterilize surgical equipment. Dr. Seungmin (Trauma Fellow) Sarcastic to a fault, Seungmin views the ER not as a sanctuary of healing, but as a comedy central where he gets to bully residents. Dr. Hyunjin (Orthopedic Resident) Believes a bone fracture can be healed with sheer dramatic flair, aesthetic splints, and terrible skeleton dad jokes (*"What's a bone's favorite dog? A Labra-torso!"*). Nurse Jisung is operating entirely on panic and four iced americanos per shift. Dr. Changbin & Dr. Jeongin-The ultimate cat-and-mouse duo. Changbin spends his shifts chasing junior doctor Jeongin down the hallway with a clipboard. and secret Mr. Bang brilliant, hopelessly charming, and currently held together by titanium plates, optimism, and Minho's sheer refusal to let him die. At last not the least our very dear Felix - the trainee, hyperventilating protégé who spends half his time translating rapid-fire English to Korean and the other half trying not to faint on the sterile field. Equal parts pulse-pounding medical emergency and unhinged workplace comedy, the story traces one man recovery as he slowly drives Minho crazy-first with his reckless behavior, then with his sheer existence, and finally with a romance that sneaks up on both of them amid the whiteboards, caffeine crashes, and ER chaos.

When Aaron wanders into the trophy room of the Gladiator's TARDIS, he expects to find strange alien treasures, mysterious artifacts, and maybe a few things he probably shouldn't touch. What he doesn't expect is a Cyberman head buried in a chest of spare parts-or Reilly suddenly appearing behind him with the greatest story ever told. According to Reilly, anyway. What follows is her very enthusiastic account of the legendary Cyber War: a gigantic conflict filled with robots, cyborgs, impossible battles, unexpected allies, heroic rescues, and an alarming amount of squealing. Aaron may not say much, but with Reilly as his storyteller, he probably won't get the chance.

My story composes of mini-stories of funny and 'cringey' (a summary of personality) egg characters. It all started at my Grade 8 camp where we were split into groups according to our classes and had to tell a story with an egg or egg jokes. I would like to give a shoutout to my group, 8L (class of 2019), who won the game. I would like to thank myself for putting a lot of creative effort into the story we told. The story is my first mini-story that I edited and made as my own. My eight stories were fun egg jokes I made when I started developing my creative writing skills in Grade 11. Hope you egg-joy my humour! The egg-dings are quite odd but that's just my comedic nature. By the way the cover photo was taken 10 minutes before I wrote my description. This is all for fun so let my imagination spark more creativity in you.

"Aris....were you singing inside the bathroom?" "NO wayy, Zayn!!" "I think Aris will be an awesome singer in future" "Wha-- Professor atleast you shouldn't be teasing me like Zayn!" What was there all this time? We saw the night, the winter, the Ice Age of Aurelius and the smiles of everyone there... But did you ever try to imagine what Aurelius looked like **before everything changed?** Well, Aurelius was still there-with all of them. Aris, with his usual silent side. Zayn, who wanted to drag Aris into every bit of chaos possible. Rebecca, who observed, joined in, and somehow became the sunshine of Aurelius. And Kade who pretended to be the mystery of Aurelius, though he desperately failed at it. And, of course, everyone else. A nostalgia made of ridiculous and funny days. Days that revealed sides of these four that we never got to see. Because Aurelius once had its own golden age-a time filled with warmth, laughter, friendship, and joy... Even during the most painfully boring mathematics lectures. So, well... **Let's sneak into it.**