Jokes Stories

"You're a fucking maniac! Just turn the music down!" "Make me." ... All Martin ever wanted was a peaceful university life. However, when a neighbor won't stop blasting his music in the middle of the night, Martin's peaceful life is upended. The question is, for better or for worse? enemies to lovers. one-sided hate.

Book 2! ♡ Started: August 3rd, 2024

A man died in his own World and Got a nother chance at life. He is smart, powerfull and brought New ear to the Earth. What the man didint know is that he lived not just 1 or 2 lifes,but many. In transformers he is a man who helpt autobots wont the war,face them New weapons,home even fixed their home planet Cybertron. He was even bearer off All Spark and was the only one. He was even called Human Prime. SCP, Marvel, DC,halo and much more. The man lived all the lives in there. He could either buy things to be a system or become a genius and so much more. What would happend to a man who saved and fixed many lives but dosent remeber them? What would happend when others come to him? Portals opening just to see Y/n again?

Book 3!!! Started: July 22nd, 2025

Just generally soft and fluffy story with some spicy moments, awkward and funny. Just trying to keep this amusing with the two gay ass bitches✨ The first things first Matt doesn't have abusive parents cus I am sick and tired of fanfics based and holding only with character trauma k? Okay- And I'm gonna be starting from a point after the mirrors episode hehehe ((((Also it is my firs fanfic and lé English is not my first language (Ukrainian here 🇺🇦) So am sorry for any misunderstandings or any mistakes don't judge too hard but am open for suggestions or criticism.))) TW Curse words And lots of notes Some hints of nude (kinda?) Have fun reading this baba girl 👧

What if you went to couples' therapy with a complete stranger? --- || ROM COM KIM TAEHYUNG X READER || --- Y/n wanted entertainment. Taehyung just happened to walk by at the wrong moment. Y/n is chaos in human form. Taehyung, on the other hand, loves schedules, deadlines, and not a hair out of place. The two were never meant to meet, and they definitely shouldn't be sitting on a therapist's couch together, but Y/n gives Taehyung an offer he can't refuse. And, admittedly, the old high school rebel in him is piqued by her ideas. Y/n has always wanted to go to couples' therapy to see what it's like. The problem? You have to be in a relationship to do that... or do you? That's where Taehyung comes in. The two begin their "therapy," and it's a test to see how long the therapist can go until they notice Taehyung and Y/n are complete strangers. But what starts as an expensive prank becomes fake arguments reality shows would bend over backwards for, imaginary anniversaries they somehow end up celebrating for real, and a therapist who thinks they're making "real progress." But is it real? Or is it fake? Because the truth is, pretending to be in love was easy. Admitting they might actually be? That's where the true reality TV begins. --- If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack and reading a plagiarized copy of my work. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/Ravendipity. Thank you.

You are an up-and-coming assassin and hunter and illumi is an unmarried bachelor and Playboy. His parents eventually become tired of his behavior and decide to arrange a marriage for him so they throw a huge party and invite the most talented daughters of Assassins . so they can compete against each other for his attention. you have to crash the party and find your target you only come to the party to complete your mission but when you accidentally make a big scene your life takes an unexpected turn. (Not my art ) (I do not own any rights to hxh or any characters) (adult content ) (violence)

A collection of jokes and riddles, with some short humourus scenes throw in for variety.

Ryu‚ a guy who was on a double date and one decision made his life change.

Third time's a charm. Part III of the Clean Memes collection. Make sure to check out the two if you' haven't. Available on my profile. I do not own any of these memes. They all go to their rightful creators and owners.

Random shit about our favorite skating show Yuri!!! on Ice. Join me in YOI hell!!!♥ I hope ya'll laugh at this like I did :D It will include cracks, jokes, chats, fandom and other random stuff, so enjoy! ©I don't own any of the pic's and cracks, and Yuri!!! on Ice doesn't belong to me!

Years ago, SHIELD-Scientists Mary and Richard Parker were murdered in a planecrash by Hydra, leaving their 2-year-old son behind. Only,... when Fury, Hill, Coulson, Natasha and Clint arrived on scene, the young child was nowhere to be found. It's been 13 years, Peter Benjamin Parker hasn't been seen all that time. His existance is a looming shadow over SHIELD's agents, who still search for their little ray of sunshine whenever they have time. Then, Nat accidentally texts the wrong number,...

This book will probably have extremely fast updates! It's one of many, I'm sure, but it's a book of jokes and memes that have to do with the fandoms me and many other people love, including Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, The Maze Runner and Once Upon A Time. I hope I make you laugh with at least some of the jokes in this book. Most will be pictures from the internet, but there will maybe be a few that I invent in there, who knows? Just have fun flipping through this and I really hope you enjoy! -sirius77

(don't expect a steady update timeline) Hello! I'm KC; I live with Mom, Dad, and Little Sister. This is a story of real conversations I've had with my parents. I'd just like to clarify that my parents are really lovely people that mean no harm with their twisted, sarcastic humour; They simply think they are funny. (Sometimes the grandparents say something note-worthy, as well.) *Caution, profanity.* Best Rank: #44 in Random

Back in 2010, before life got complicated and everyone pretended they had a plan, there was this phase where you spent more time with your friends than your family. Not because you loved them more. But because they were closer. And always available. This is Jessica. She keeps things together. Mostly by not talking about what's falling apart. That's Bella. She feels everything. Loudly. Especially when no one asked. Noah believes confidence solves most problems. And when it doesn't, he flirts until it does. Matthew is the kind of guy who listens. Sometimes too much. Sometimes that's exactly what you need. Sebastian says he doesn't care about people. He just keeps showing up for them. They meet at the same café. Sit at the same table. Order the same drinks. Not because it's exciting. Because it's familiar. They are not famous. They are not rich. They are not sure what they're doing. They are just regulars. And then one day, someone new knocks on the door. Riley just moved to the city. New job. New fears. New life. She doesn't know it yet, but she's about to find the one thing everyone is really looking for. A place where you don't have to explain yourself. This is how it starts....

Short simple stories of some of Edmund games.

The title says it all Takes requests

Katrina Okef. The normal girl at her high school which isn't exactly normal. It's a school for rich kids that are complete and total slobs. Her dad was in a terrible accident when she was little and never knew him. Her mother is just a person. She has no clue of her whereabouts if she is dead or alive. So basically she lives with her stepmom the lady her dad married before he died. She had two daughters already Lulu and Elizabeth. They are total brats. One night Katrina goes to a party and her stepsisters manage to find her there. Lulu tell her mom and Katrina is moved to a lower class school. Luckily her best friends cousin is there. Right? (slowly being updated due to ideas)

I don't know how you found this but hi. I made this for fun and as a joke don't take it seriously. Also it doesn't make any sense.