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TELL A FRIEND, TELL A FRIEND, TELL A FRIEND 🧡 All credits to the original owners Started: April 12th, 2024

"You're a fucking maniac! Just turn the music down!" "Make me." ... All Martin ever wanted was a peaceful university life. However, when a neighbor won't stop blasting his music in the middle of the night, Martin's peaceful life is upended. The question is, for better or for worse? enemies to lovers. one-sided hate.

Talented swimmer Amelia Del Fava and ruthless hockey player Ronan Harding mix like water and oil when they first meet. But when they're pushed together and forced to navigate their way through life, sparks fly and they can't help but notice that they're actually not as different as they thought. #1 in athletes 29/04/24 #1 in swimming 18/06/24 #1 in icehockey 11/12/24 #1 in enemies to lovers 08/06/25 #1 in sports romance 08/06/25 #3 in friendship 08/06/25 #7 in jokes 05/12/24

This is just a book with my random thoughts/rants, free story ideas (with credit to me if used), story/rp ocs, etc. Images are from Google unless I have mentioned otherwise. 🖤🤎🤍❤🧡💛💚💙💜

When two strange girls find themselves in a British alleyway, they assume they've been kidnapped. But they soon forget about this in the euphoria of finding two Hogwarts letters in the backpacks their apparent kidnapper forgot to take from them. Unfortunately, the girls soon discover that there is a dark secret about them that they must hide at all costs. Not to mention that they've started hearing voices.... This fan fiction does not have any non-cannon ships concerning the main characters, some side characters may have pairings, unless the pairing contradict cannon. PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS FANFICTION IS NOT A SHIPPY FIC! If ships is what you want, read something else (but also consider reading this because it is still good without being ship-centric). This fic is based off of the fic Static Stardust on ao3 by Swift_Magpie, the concept for the original characters is from that fic(as well as a few other things), and if you like this one you should read Static Stardust too! Playlist for this Fanfic: Future Fantasy- Creo Ripples to Waves- Creo We Can Dream- Creo Glorious Morning- Waterflame Glorious Morning 2- Waterflame Time Machine- Waterflame Geometrical Dominator- Waterflame (Will be adding more to this playlist) :)

In this book, you will find different memes and jokes. Anyone is welcome ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° •I dont take credit to any videos or pictures I post unless I say otherwise •Most of the stuff I post/publish in this book is mostly from Snapchat, Instagram, Pinterest, I made it, or Google. •If I make any mistakes, please tell me. •This is a third book of Memez. •If any of these jokes come out as offensive, I dont intend for it to be rude.⅓

THE SILLY FAMILY Every night, a curious little girl asks questions, and her older brother listens beside her. Together, they learn about kindness, good manners, and Sunnah through simple family moments and gentle conversations. The Silly Family is a soft Islamic bedtime story about growing, learning, and sharing faith at home.

Booty booty booty! PLEASE THIS IS A JOKE I MADE IT IN LIKE FIVE MINS WHILE ON FACETIME WITH MY FRIEND!!

The Musician is back with another third of fun adventures between Lisa, Orion, Bill, Brendon, and MORE!

Itsuki Moriyama, a highschool student got transport to another world along with his whole class. Soon he realized that they were isekai, exactly the same typa plot from a fantasy manga that an Otaku always read. Op mc, or if you don't know it's Over power main character. Edgy. Hyped, or Overrated. Harem. Echi/Hentai. But this is different. Even though the beginning of this story might similar to some other typical Isekai shows, getting betrayed, this and that, blah blah blah. I promise you this will be different. OP but earned, not too OP, and no, it's not like Sung Jin Woo. Usable/Crafted skills, instead use only for once, unless it's a cost skill where it requires the host life force, potentially harming them. Romance but no harem, Only one girl. Balance male/female characters. This story is set long before the first book I created, Ultraman Nexus crossover with Azur Lane. And this story will show how one of the past Host/Dunamist use Noa's power. Will it be the same as any Ultra's show? protect the innocent just for the sake of Justice? Will it be selfish? using it for his own gain? Or both? Morally grey? Try reading this out.

What if you went to couples' therapy with a complete stranger? --- || ROM COM KIM TAEHYUNG X READER || --- Y/n wanted entertainment. Taehyung just happened to walk by at the wrong moment. Y/n is chaos in human form. Taehyung, on the other hand, loves schedules, deadlines, and not a hair out of place. The two were never meant to meet, and they definitely shouldn't be sitting on a therapist's couch together, but Y/n gives Taehyung an offer he can't refuse. And, admittedly, the old high school rebel in him is piqued by her ideas. Y/n has always wanted to go to couples' therapy to see what it's like. The problem? You have to be in a relationship to do that... or do you? That's where Taehyung comes in. The two begin their "therapy," and it's a test to see how long the therapist can go until they notice Taehyung and Y/n are complete strangers. But what starts as an expensive prank becomes fake arguments reality shows would bend over backwards for, imaginary anniversaries they somehow end up celebrating for real, and a therapist who thinks they're making "real progress." But is it real? Or is it fake? Because the truth is, pretending to be in love was easy. Admitting they might actually be? That's where the true reality TV begins. --- If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack and reading a plagiarized copy of my work. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/Ravendipity. Thank you.

In this book, you will find different memes and jokes. Anyone is welcome ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° •I dont take credit to any videos or pictures I post unless I say otherwise •Most of the stuff I post/publish in this book is mostly from Snapchat, Instagram, Pinterest, I made it, or Google. •If I make any mistakes, please tell me. •This book highest rank was at #208 in Humor so far •If any of these jokes come out as offensive, I dont intend for it to be rude.

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Just some random chats and stuff🥴 (a Beyblade Burst random book) And the drawing on the cover page is mine.

Jokes about MCSM.What else? (Cover art by Random_Rengeki ((Hope I spelled that right))

loving for the first time

Years ago, SHIELD-Scientists Mary and Richard Parker were murdered in a planecrash by Hydra, leaving their 2-year-old son behind. Only,... when Fury, Hill, Coulson, Natasha and Clint arrived on scene, the young child was nowhere to be found. It's been 13 years, Peter Benjamin Parker hasn't been seen all that time. His existance is a looming shadow over SHIELD's agents, who still search for their little ray of sunshine whenever they have time. Then, Nat accidentally texts the wrong number,...

My collection of my fav Tumblr quotes, pics, memes and jokes. And some We Heart It stuff too.

In this book, you will find different memes and jokes. Anyone is welcome ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° •I dont take credit to any videos or pictures I post unless I say otherwise •Most of the stuff I post/publish in this book is mostly from Snapchat, Instagram, Pinterest, I made it, or Google. •If I make any mistakes, please tell me. •This is a second book of Memez. •If any of these jokes come out as offensive, I dont intend for it to be rude.

| A crack book for Shin Ryujin ft. ITZY members | Things that Shin Ryujin probably said, or something that she will probably say. Contains: • Funny jokes • Sarcastic remarks • Puns • Pick up lines • etc.