Joking Stories

Calvin and Ian are friends. Kaso, maasim yan si Calvin puro geng geng at vape lang alam, pero best friend nya maayos-ayos pa. O diba? Opposite attract. Pero pano kung nahulog talaga sila sa isa't-isa? |BxB| my filipino-themed English text unhinged story that I just randomly came up with.. Cover by: @tanginamonlng (commissioned)

Disclaimer: contains cringe stuff My first writing something it's just for jokes so I didn't try too hard on this. this is a satire story. just for fun. I wrote this because my brother was annoying me I hope he never finds it. Also, this beautiful cover was made by my best friend. Also, he wrote chapter 2. his socials are - slyveizorius ----------------------------------------- Shrek and Marcus against the world while Marcus's ex-boyfriend Lord farquaad tries to keep them away. There will be a lot of obstructions will they stay together?

You and Donald have been friends for years. You've always loved him, but he was known as a universal playboy, so you have to keep to yourself...a one sided love that was about to come to an end because Donald was leaving for a college far away. He only thought of you as a friend or so you thought..... This was made as a joke in a contest with my friends....

Basically a human au of my oc's in a group chat

I'm so sorry Klaus ---- Buttfuck, Illinois, 1945 Germany, The Once Powerful 1000 year reich..has fallen. After millions of senseless deaths and 6 long years of fighting the conflict seems to finally be coming to an end. German forces across the country surrender in droves and on May 8th, the official surrender of all German forces is signed. As Germany is forced to pay the price of War, some 360,000 German POWs are sent to the United States under labour programmes to fill the gap that the draft had created in the workforce, many Germans are sent to work in Factories, Farms and other people. We meet Klaus Scharff, a young Lieutenant who is serving in the German Army as a Tank Platoon Commander and the Commander of a STuG, He and his crew have been through the past 6 years of war together and have formed a bind that can only be forged in Combat. When the war is coming to an end they flee from Berlin, where the soviets had just emerged victorious and flee west, surrendering to American Forces instead. He, along with his crew are part of the thousands of Germans sent to the U.S. The townsfolk of Smellsville, Illinois, a rather unfortunately named quiet town in the north of the state are extremely sceptical about the arrival of Germans, fearing that they will try to cause chaos inside the town. The only people more sceptical are the Germans themselves, Klaus, like many of his friends are heavily against being made to work in a Foreign land and are furious they aren't going home to their parents, wives and children's. A young woman named Lucy is by far one of the most against it, she works as the towns teacher and is heavily against the thought of Germans working in the town, will she warm up to the Germans? Or will she maintain her mind? The story of the German prisoners is still up in the air, and only time can tell. -- book is dedicated to cad, HP and Klaus This book shouldn't be taken to seriously, its just a fun project me and my friends are working on

(A self insert of me and some discord friends) Me: Stephanie/Steph Friends in story: Siqi, Glow, Yolo, Croc Together we go a roadtrip to a movie famous location, planned by Stephanie. Will we encounter anything strange?

I'm sorry forgive me 👹👹👹

U guys rlly ARE Stupid idiot annoying poopy heads (jk)

cartman x reader a very emotional and heartbreaking story about eric cartman and his.... friend? (or more 🥰🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞)

Enjoy :)

istg this is a joke 🚶‍♂️🤞

I don't even know whats going on man don't take this too seriously. I wrote this for my friends birthday lmao💀

sanzu a rich boy who went with his brother shiju to a store,when a boy saved his life from an car accident sanzu changed his whole life from finding a true love.

~this is a joke don't come at me~ Idk what to put here... again this is all for jokes -

Eternal Forge "fan-story" of the player f451b or Flamey Gloriosa in the game Sword Mayhem/Charge! (Because it's me bro) After dying in a final duel in the Eternal Forge trials. Prometheus must explore his new life to try and remember who he is. Places used for scenes (Might get updated as I go on) Airship Station by SE4RXH (Chapter 1) Anchored Islands by SE4RXH (Chapter 1) Stratosphere Settlement by Elite Builders of Robloxia (Chapter 2)

JACK IN THE BOX X RED GUY DHMIS Jack, a workaholic CEO, tries to save his corporation from bankruptcy With help from his secretary, Red Guy, they work together to save the company. While trying to solving there own feelings for each other and understand that love can conquer even the toughest situations. This is a story about love and hope. (Dis is a joke ship but added so much effort to it T-T)

IT HAZ CUSSYY WERDS!!! SORRY JOE BIDEN I WILL DRINK DIESEL NOW!!!

Memes. I'll probably full this book with memes everytime I have to clean my phone and I want somewhere to store them TvT Edit: Changed cover 4/9/2021