Kek Stories

Boys don't cry. Boys don't play with dolls. Boys don't wear dresses. Boys don't wish to be girls. But that's the thing. Kek isn't a boy. [Christmas One-Shot]

To Start this of Read this Words to persuade Your eyes into Looking into each verse Each stanza speaks the same It's all plain Or is it? Poetry can be quite strange But if you love doing something You'll survive with how it Changes things. Read this You wouldn't want it to be Missed

"Prepare to embark on a mind-bending journey into the depths of reality with 'The Cosmic Tapestry - Weaving Hope into the Fabric of Existence.' Channeled by White Rabbit Canada on behalf of KEK, our Bringer of Truth and Light, this alternative creation story unveils the hidden truths behind humanity's genesis, the enigmatic Giants, the rise of machines, and the origins of the Illuminati. It weaves an epic tale of Heartbreak, Redemption, and Hope, captivating readers with its thought-provoking narrative. With a special shout out from God Him/Her/Itself, this Messages of Hope series challenges conventional beliefs and invites you to explore the profound mysteries of existence." The

Basically just Eren just meeting everybody in a convenient way to introduce them all. Characters are disgustingly exaggerated, mostly Armin. Warnings, there is strong language in this, like the F word is the worst so if you're pure, this isn't the one for you. Also mentions of weed and potatoes is in this, so if those are triggers... Mikasa is called a ho, and the wh*re word is in this. Disclaimer:All typos and spelling oddities are intentional. Both authors are honors students. We know what we're doing. Dinder definition: basically Ymir, she is basically the definition of it, though things can be dinder outside of Ymir.

Eines Tages ging ein junger kerl in den Club und wollte abdänsen sein name war levin aka schwule boy aka achloch ausbreiter aka einfach Levin aber nicht Levin sondern Lävin doch dann packte ihn guilano am sipp und ballerte ihn so hart das sein Schließmuskel geplatzt ist und jetzt kann er nicht mehr kaken und muss sich immer ballern egal wo egal wann Ende gibt eine Ffffffffresche bewertung sonst kommt guilano und sportacus und levin die dein Arschloch so masakrieren das du nur auf einem beim laufen kannst danke <3

This is simply a story telling the tale of living things from the Universe's start, to their finale. There is no main character, there is no drama, comedy, romance, mystery, nada. It's just a story, telling how things happened to it's people. Enjoy :P

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The oldest epic in the world contains the roots of the Kekistani people. This is a translation and adaptation according to the latest findings of the Kekistani linguists and archaeologists.

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There is no immediate desire to settle down, but when he realizes he's stuck in an okay lifestyle, Bakura doesn't quite enjoy the idea of things being the way they are for the rest of his life. He wants more. And then there's Marik- the thrill that Bakura feels drawn to, propelling him to do things he knows he shouldn't want to do, and feel things he shouldn't want to feel. Marik actually isn't sure what he's feeling, but he loves it. It's new, it's exciting, it's powerful- but it's dangerous, and he still finds himself wanting more, although he doesn't dare to let himself act on it. It's human nature to want more. To spend your time how you want it, not to waste it on the mediocre. As long as they're happy, it shouldn't matter the consequences. But when the side effects of their bliss are disastrous, they can't help but feel a little...guilty. (Prequel to Alone Together)

savannah told me to do this

Unlock the hidden depths behind Jesus Christ and his cherished companions' names, courtesy of KEK's insightful interpretation. Discover the symbolism and significance underlying each moniker, unveiling new layers of meaning in this captivating Message of Hope.

The epic tale of the dawn of the Kekistani people, the rise of the Kingdom of Kekistan, and it's eventual fall to Normie oppression.

This book is for all who seek to know about or possibly convert to kekistan And to clear up any not nice language that has been speed about our name. Shadilay my brothers

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