Kermit Stories

Fearless optimist Anna teams up with butlers Gonzo and Rizzo, lady in waiting Miss Piggy, carpenters Kermit and Y/N, rugged mountain man Kristoff and his loyal friends Fozzie and Sven to embark on an epic journey to find Anna's sister Elsa, whose icy powers have accidentally trapped the kingdom of Arendelle in eternal winter.

Y/N is a shy but lovable street urchin who spends his time with his friends (Gonzo, Rizzo and Pepe) stealing food from the marketplace in the city of Agrabah. His adventures begin when he meets a young girl who happens to be Princess Jasmine, whose wacky, estranged father (Fozzie) is forcing her to get married. Y/N's luck suddenly changes when he retrieves a magical lamp and ring from the Cave of Wonders. What he unwittingly gets is a fun-loving genie who only wishes to have his freedom, and a frog (Kermit). Little do they know that the Sultan's sinister advisor Jafar has his own plans for both Y/N and the lamp.

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it was a peaceful morning untill I Sall Sid....

Fuck you :) What is this

A story i wrote with a friend... for school idk how they let us write it but im not complaining

Kermit the frogs obviously does not belong to me. Exactly what the cover looks like. Kermit murdering people.

my heart belongs to them and my soul reaches out for them

Kermit is the most popular frog in school and Cookie Monster is the fatest and loneliest kid in school.And in one day he, Cookie Monster , was going to have the gayest and bestessss day of his life with the one, the only, KERMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!nnnn

I didn't want these in my other oneshot book since they're not (all) x reader Viewer discretion is advised. Rated Y for whY tf would you read this WE ARE NUMBER ONE (in the hashtag # kachow and # philswift !)

Kermit gets kidnapped by someone named Anna. He gets chained up and blindfolded and put into hostage. Will he be saved before his execution?

Y/n lunar becomes the new personal assistant of muppets, she's an designer and actress she doesn't know how an PA works and as an human it makes it harder around the muppets and piggy makes everything harder then it is but she won't give in that soon

When Kermit is surviving the apocalypse he suddenly travels back in time before any of it even happened. But when he finds his son he gets a feeling something isn't right.

A variety of cursed stories brought to you by an equally cursed group of people! All situations and characters are decided by spinning a wheel, so everything is quite random. Please enjoy!

mmm... pork

BAHAHAHAA I AM SO ORIGINAL Btw, this is still being worked on

The analog horror adaptation of the muppets franchise.

omg they r gay?!?!??! my childhood icons?!?!?!?

Donald was a shy man until he found his true love... Kermit the frog.

Kermits gangster life