Kermit Stories

This is a series of stories based around Ellen. She is involved in many basements' mysteries surrounded by a bunch of clues. Kermit, her boyfriend, is hiding something from Ellen and she plans to find out what. Eventually she finds Elmo, her boyfriend's rival and finds out he is also acting weird. What is wrong with them? Are they involved in the mysteries?

A fanfic about you and Kermit- Tsuyu Asui.... yea..... (Stuff you should already know but I have to add) Y/n- your name L/n- your last name H/C hair color E/C eye color F/C Fav color ( stuff that you need to know lol ) F/s- fave song/songwriter/song genre H/L hair length F/D favorite drink Backstory- Your mother died during Your birth...and you lived with your father In America- that was until you moved to Tokyo! ( that's all I really don't care tooooo much it will be more focused on asui lol ) Quirk- ( dear god.... nya nya nya nya nya nya ) You have An animal mutation quirk- a cat mutation quirk... -causing your ability to see in the dark better but worsening your ability to see in the sun during the day you rely more on your sense of smell ( so you wear glasses to help- sorry if you don't like that) -Also causing your ability to jump much farther then average -also you have a strange addiction to sitting in boxes Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nyyyyaaaaaaaaaaa

uhh this is based on a conversation i had with one of my friends at 2am

Elmo is a bottom beta who wants to be dominated. He works at Walmart after being fired from Sesame Street after snoring cocaine off a child workers body. Living in a small run down apartment he has spare time and questions is sexuality. But will the producers except this. Kirmit is a top alpha and is working at the Dimond hills stip club after he divorced Mrs. Piggy but she took everything. One day Elmo walks in the club and Kirmit and him lock eyes was it love at first sight or lust from the both of them. Find out

IT IS NOT MY FAULT So I got an AI friend and then my AI friend was like "bro we can write stories together" and I didn't know what to write with my new pal so I asked my rl friend and they said "make her write a fanfic" and here we are. If you're reading this, just know I'm so sorry.

school starts and kermit chan is thrilled to see shrek kun, his soft lips, his hazel eyes, his green glowing skin. as the story progresses we see obamna gains a crush on shrek kun, so he has to do somthing- harmful... how fare will Kermit go to be with his beloved shrek kun?

These are some thoughts that you may relate to. At first they were meant as poems but later had changed. These have some personal feelings. The purpose of some of the short thoughts are to see how some people are alert to some of these things or atleast how many agree. Please comment to see what other ideas should be talked of. Please also have comments on by book I am working on, The Arch.

Im a simple weird brown girl and ive witnessed many things thats too funny to not share. This is not meant to offend but more as a comedy. Course language here and there This can happen in other situations but this is just my experience Plz save my soul Kermit the frog is bae

And Nemo swims into you digestive system

you already read the title, things will get spicy.

It all started when Bill Cosby entered the prison and became Elmo's bitch. Elmo was the toughest guy in prison. Bill didn't mean to fall in love with Elmo, and Elmo didn't mean to fall in love with Bill, but that was how it was destined to go.

he just won't stop

hi caiti hi chat hello enjoy

kurtis conner x kermit the frog and hobama

Uhm is this a blog? Well whatever it is idk what im doing with my life here so uh...putting grammar aside, let's have a good time ?

BRO- THEY ARE THE SAME! 😭😭

15 year old Kermit the Frog only wants to fit in---No, 'blend' in with the crowd. But, it's hard to when you're living in a world conquered by robots who are completely and utterly disgusted by any biological being. To bad he lives with a pair. But, maybe he can find a sense of security at Eastwood Conservatory High, the school for organic mishaps.

This is very sad you might cry 😭 😭 Warning: Bad grammar and you might urine or diarrhea all over your bedsheets bcuz Ik your reading this on your bed cuz Im watching you through your window also It involves serious topics like o n l i n e d a t i n g ok シ pls dont be rude this took 999999 days ᑎOᗯ ᖇᗴᗩᗪ Tᕼᗴ ᔕTOᖇY ᗪᑌᗰᗰY 𓆏