Kidding Stories

ᴏ ɴ ᴇ ʏ ᴇ ᴀ ʀ ᴀ ɴ ɴ ɪ ᴠ ᴇ ʀ s ᴀ ʀʏ !! "нυѕн and lιѕтen." to C.E, the family we never had.

ONE Boy and his name is JAKE SIM ONE Girl and It was YOU Start ~ 17 July 2021 End ~ ENHYPEN _Jungwon_ _Heesung_ _Jay_ _Jake_ _Sunghoon_ _Sunoo_ _Ni-Ki_ _ILand_ Add + +×+ BTS SVT NU'EST /More

Just Poems.

Notes to my awkward self

kitten is a bag guy or was one but what if she met the Victorias demon black hat?

“She died at seven last night, she was murdered. Knife to the chest, she struggled and it was made to look like an accident.” The woman’s memories played through my mind. Lifting my now bloody hand off of her chest, I nodded at the LAPD officials and took the sketchpad. I quickly sketched the man from her memory, and handed it back. “His name is Marcus.” With that, I left the crime scene. You can't run away from your death, it's inevitable. But what if someone could see your death, prolong your end until another time. How much would you pay, to avoid Death's clutches? How many dollars would you fork over to one woman, to extend the ticking clock of your life? Decide soon, because you're running out of time. Tick, Tock. *This story will not be finished. I don't like it, and it doesn't make any sense. I'm going to leave it up, and it may be re-written one day. Thanks for your patience.

Aaron Donley's first book. A collection of random, absurd, dark and hilarious jokes and drawings. You will laugh, you will think. Oh, you won't think that much. Visit www.aarondonley.com for more thanks. :)

These will be the chronicles of the compilation of Russian nesting dolls that I could call myself. Where do you draw the line of fact and fiction darling?

more songs and this album would be called "stomped on love (happier)"

This book will give you PREMIUM info about how to deal with a hate. From dicing to slicing, to even electrocuting. It's all in this book. This is a JOKE book. A JOKE. If you do not know or understand what a JOKE means. Go and search it up yourself.

Do you ever just feel empty. Like there's nothing that could make you feel excited at that moment. All of a sudden, everything you used to enjoy doing, becomes completely meaningless to you.

Hello, and good day, my friend Stop by Read this I'll take your mind for quite a spin Oh?? What's this? You don't like danger? Poems? Or... reading? Then what are you doing here? Wattpad is a writing app not a game Oh?? What's this? You think my description is lame? HA! Jokes on you Because the story is too... #2 in notdeep 7/3/19 #42 in deeppoetry 12/28/19 (Oh the irony, a good poetic device)

What's inside his body

I will write rants about things that I feel should be ranted about (even rants 🤦🏻‍♀️😂) You can also message me what you want me to rant about next!

A young lady has always lived a comfortable life, depending on her parent's money to get her along. As she realizes that this is not what she wants, the young lady takes on a job in hopes to live her life.