Kidding cerita

Here are just a bunch of funny things I've come across through out of my life. Hope you like it

“She died at seven last night, she was murdered. Knife to the chest, she struggled and it was made to look like an accident.” The woman’s memories played through my mind. Lifting my now bloody hand off of her chest, I nodded at the LAPD officials and took the sketchpad. I quickly sketched the man from her memory, and handed it back. “His name is Marcus.” With that, I left the crime scene. You can't run away from your death, it's inevitable. But what if someone could see your death, prolong your end until another time. How much would you pay, to avoid Death's clutches? How many dollars would you fork over to one woman, to extend the ticking clock of your life? Decide soon, because you're running out of time. Tick, Tock. *This story will not be finished. I don't like it, and it doesn't make any sense. I'm going to leave it up, and it may be re-written one day. Thanks for your patience.

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Story Crazy

yes this is a joke PLEASE this is not how i write when i try

The Chapters will be alternation pov's-Bo and Jasper

if you want to enter ... i won't stop you

❝ Wait," I say, backing away. "Let me get this straight- you're Santa Clause?" I stare at the boy no more than a couple years older than me. He had to be kidding. He rolls his eyes, his handsome face illuminated by the lights on the tree. "Well when you put it that way, I suppose." The candy cane i am sucking on falls from my lips, clattering to the floor. "B-But where's the beard, the overflowing fat and the HO HO HO?" He snorts, a charming smile on his lips as he tugs on the end of my Santa hat. "Sweetheart, it's all just the Santa Clause Act.❞ ~*~ p.s. The current cover was made by Isasecret Ranking: short story #9/ Teen Fiction: #56

The lost children of Chaos were ridiculed, scorned, and feared. After being betrayed by those they trusted and called friends. Two brothers formerly known as Percy Jackson and Jason Grace and their sister Thalia Grace leave the land of the mortals and Olympian gods as they too have turned their backs to them. Except for a select few that is. They join their father and old friends. Much to their disdain they must go back to Earth and those who scorned them. To defend them from a 2 past foes. Or is there more than meets the eye?

yeet, read the title

Kenny x Richard BAHAHAHHA THIS IS ALL JOKES