Kidding Stories

Alice is a marked girl, meaning the day she turns seventeen she is taken by the government to do what ever bidding they need. Ps. I will try and write every other Wednesday and edit chapters every other Friday

A high school black American girl Jasmine Jakes falls in love with a smart but sophisticated boy, cute and dashingly handsome. Unfortunately for her, he gets her broken beyond repair without them even being in a relationship. He is the typical bad boy...but very different. Jasmine vows to her life never to fall in love again, she becomes a very mean bitch even worse than the school's senior plastics...but how does she manage to still be a naive nice ass.

Pasangan di Kota Bandung, Jawa Barat, menjadi buronan setelah polisi menerima laporan mengenai aksi mereka yang makan di Mak Jingjing tanpa membayar. Aksi pasangan ini terekam dalam CCTV yang kemudian menyebar di internet.Salah satu saki menjelaskan, pasangan itu datang untuk makan pada Sabtu (9/1/2020) sore waktu setempat. "Mereka memesan minuman koktail sebagai menu pembuka. Tak ada yang mencurigakan sama sekali," kata saksi disekitar. Dia mengatakan, kedua orang tersebut berhasil mengelabui pengelola semua orang sejak kedatangannya, namun akhirnya melarikan diri. "Mereka melakukannya dengan pola meninggalkan meja bersama-sama. Salah satunya ke toilet, sementara yang lain pergi keluar merokok," ucapnya. "Mereka melakukannya beberapa kali dan kemudian kembali ke mejanya. Sehingga mengesankan bahwa mereka bukan tipe orang yang makan dan kabur," tambahnya. Dia mengatakan, pasangan itu memesan koktail, sebotol anggur, hidangan pembuka dan makanan penutup senilai hampir Rp 2,6 juta. Mereka melarikan diri sebelum hidangan akhir diantarkan. Macgill menyatakan, pasangan ini menghabiskan lebih dari satu jam di RM mak Jingjing. Pihak keamanan mengunggah rekaman CCTV ke laman Facebooknya pada Senin (8/1/2020) sebelum melaporkan kasus ini ke polisi sehari kemudian. "Kami telah memberi kesempatan bagi mereka menghubungi kami dan membayar tagihan makanannya. Tapi belum ada jawaban sehingga kami akan mengajukan tuntutan hukum," kata keamanan setempat. Amung, pemilik Mie Ayam, mengatakan pasangan itu juga telah melakukan hal yang sama di tempatnya. "Mereka datang dua kali. Mereka melakukannya dengan baik, sangat ramah. Mereka memesan koktail, anggur mahal, dan bertindak sangat ramah kepada para pelayan. Mereka kemudian pergi keluar untuk merokok," katanya. Dia juga memberi peringatan di laman Facebooknya mengenai pasangan itu. "Saya berharap lebih banyak orang sadar, unggahan rekaman CCTV itu ada manfaatnya untuk memperkuat kasus ini," kata Amung. #100%hoaks

❝ Wait," I say, backing away. "Let me get this straight- you're Santa Clause?" I stare at the boy no more than a couple years older than me. He had to be kidding. He rolls his eyes, his handsome face illuminated by the lights on the tree. "Well when you put it that way, I suppose." The candy cane i am sucking on falls from my lips, clattering to the floor. "B-But where's the beard, the overflowing fat and the HO HO HO?" He snorts, a charming smile on his lips as he tugs on the end of my Santa hat. "Sweetheart, it's all just the Santa Clause Act.❞ ~*~ p.s. The current cover was made by Isasecret Ranking: short story #9/ Teen Fiction: #56

Aaron Donley's first book. A collection of random, absurd, dark and hilarious jokes and drawings. You will laugh, you will think. Oh, you won't think that much. Visit www.aarondonley.com for more thanks. :)

He is S'ban. She is Bobbie He found her email address on the floor of the creature's classroom. What did he do? Emailed it. Now follow through their hilarious conversation and learn about their oddball friends, and their fascinating lives.

Picture the kid at school that creeps out everyone at school. Not cuz he's gross, weird, or evil. The quiet kid that just gives you the creeps, well... That's Noah to you. Noah is a very strange kid that no one understands at school, but at night he's what every guy in there early twenty's wants to be. What happens when he finds something that can change his life forever? Can he push through it or find something more interesting along the way?

Hi I'm Eric I'm fun loving and I work at the fair

I write funny short stories that can make you laugh :)

@Chris_the_tiny why u do dis????

Pressure

Death is a wonderful thing, hi I'm Seth to me death is amazing seeing as so I dig them up and sell them for money...... But the cops have my lead, I start wearing a mask, not working... I change my name, works, away I go, with one problem I fall in love.

The struggling story of a pikachu in a Pokemon infested world where he is the only one the a rockin' MOUSTACHE.

“She died at seven last night, she was murdered. Knife to the chest, she struggled and it was made to look like an accident.” The woman’s memories played through my mind. Lifting my now bloody hand off of her chest, I nodded at the LAPD officials and took the sketchpad. I quickly sketched the man from her memory, and handed it back. “His name is Marcus.” With that, I left the crime scene. You can't run away from your death, it's inevitable. But what if someone could see your death, prolong your end until another time. How much would you pay, to avoid Death's clutches? How many dollars would you fork over to one woman, to extend the ticking clock of your life? Decide soon, because you're running out of time. Tick, Tock. *This story will not be finished. I don't like it, and it doesn't make any sense. I'm going to leave it up, and it may be re-written one day. Thanks for your patience.

Jokes for fun! Especially the Internet ones! Happy Reading!

Jessica Williams. She's sweet. Outgoing, maybe a bit shy. She's a fashionista. She loves being with her friends. She lives in New York with her family. She goes at RHS (Richard High School). She does everything that makes her happy. All in all, you can tell she loves her life. But what if, a certain person she had planted hate on, for like...forever? Ends up coming back to her school at New York. And that folks, is something that isn't supposed to happen.

Anne is a 16 year-old girl, who is your usual mistreated nerd at school. Her life just simply couldn't get any worse. Her mom died 5 years ago, and is neglected by her father, affectionately matter speaking. So she makes a wish upon a star. Cliche story really? Not quite. Therefore after making the wish her life takes a 360 degree spin. However, now she has an even bigger problem in hands. She doesn't know if all this wonderful stuff are happening because of the wish or because she finally learned to endure her fears. To top that, she doesn't know if the love she is experiencing is real or not. Their relationship is going to have many test but question is: Is their love real? &Will they be strong enough to stay together when hell breaks loose? Understatement of the year, by the way.

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kitten is a bag guy or was one but what if she met the Victorias demon black hat?