Kidding Stories

Alice is a marked girl, meaning the day she turns seventeen she is taken by the government to do what ever bidding they need. Ps. I will try and write every other Wednesday and edit chapters every other Friday

This isn't exactly a book is just jokes and funny facts and texts inspired @pepsiorcoke 😘😘 so please don't judge some of these are !y own jokes and I got some somewhere else!!!please don't be a silent reader A/N this book isn't meant to insult anyone in the whole world I love my bunnys

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It didn't go as planned. ------- *UNEDITED AS OF NOW* This is just a test run. If people like the little concept given in that short chapter, I'll continue it.

@Chris_the_tiny why u do dis????

It all began in the coffee shop. Quiet and picturesque, it is a wonderfully cozy place. It's small yet holds character. This place holds secret a special story, one of; love, loss, hope, and fame.

[FORMER NAME: ROOMMATE] She calls him "brother." He says she's like family. They share a home, a quiet routine, and a kind of closeness that feels safe. But sometimes, safe feels a little too close. And sometimes, she wonders- why her heart skips when he says her name. She tried to reason it out. To ignore it. But the heart weaves its own quiet magic, finding a way- even when the mind stands silent in defiance. Ps. The fanart isn't mine credits to the rightful owner.

Meet Payton. Shes 15 and her life changes in a blink of an eye. She goes from living with her mom in Africa, helping those who need to it most, to living in a mansion in LA with her father and step mother. She's never had a cell phone, played video games, had a laptop, been on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram, and now shes living the life making many people around the world wish they were her. What happenes when she meets Alli Simpson and Alli wants to introduce Cody? Be in store for drama, heartbreak, and fun with the one and only, Payton Hunter.

yes this is a joke PLEASE this is not how i write when i try

Answer the fun and tricky question~

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They are searching for my family and they won't stop until we're dead. May isn't like most girls: she has a gift. She can read people's minds and know people's dreams and hopes, their sorrows and regrets. At fifteen years old she discovers that her siblings and herself will become vampires and that being psychic is just one of the perks of being a vampire. Gorgeous, Mysterious Beau knows that May's powers link to dark and dangerous predators that killed his mother. Beau seeks his father's approval and is sent to terminate the Belle family and when Beau falls in love with his sworn enemy, he discovers that nothing is as it seems.

stuff i think about on a daily basis, read if you want i dont really care.

beware

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To the world, Fairy is the strangest celeberty. They've never heard her talk only sing. But to familly she is a helpless deaf girl with talent. but no body knows what she sees. and to the doctors she is a poor sixteen year delousional girl who won't ever be normal. she see's things that aren't real. Fairy struggles to know whats real and whats not. Will she fight to be normal? Or will she fight to die?