Kidding قصص

tsukasa x peppa pig because tsukasa x peppa pig is real (requested by Kai_aia1ai) yes i made the cover

This is a process analysis paper I had to write for English. It's a total joke, please do not try this. If you do, I am not responsible for any consequences that occur.

You're a furry

❛ textus adiopsus epithelialis endosteum calcificatio thymus intercondylaris epicondylaris et trochanter major est! ❜ - ™Anna ℠Karenina ℻Tolstoy [ADHD] ©Leon | 2017 © All rights reserved℻

The story of a man who is just plain old misunderstood.

and other jokes I found. __ Be warned, this is what a middle schooler's humor looks like. xD I'm not sure if this "book" aged well-

A story about a girl who has had a crush on the same guy for 3 years! Finally things start "heating up" an start to go her way hen he figures this out. "Danielle I would never leave you" said Jayson

lewk has a bend

❝ Wait," I say, backing away. "Let me get this straight- you're Santa Clause?" I stare at the boy no more than a couple years older than me. He had to be kidding. He rolls his eyes, his handsome face illuminated by the lights on the tree. "Well when you put it that way, I suppose." The candy cane i am sucking on falls from my lips, clattering to the floor. "B-But where's the beard, the overflowing fat and the HO HO HO?" He snorts, a charming smile on his lips as he tugs on the end of my Santa hat. "Sweetheart, it's all just the Santa Clause Act.❞ ~*~ p.s. The current cover was made by Isasecret Ranking: short story #9/ Teen Fiction: #56

I will write rants about things that I feel should be ranted about (even rants 🤦🏻‍♀️😂) You can also message me what you want me to rant about next!

Just read it P/S : Please do not take any action about it.Its about a joke,okey? Addition,please vote,comment and follow okay? :)

Just a little compiling of ation that I made of the names of videos I watch (and clips of videos) that I find funny. I'm sharing it with YOU because I'm lonely and have no one to enjoy them with. I hope these videos aren't just "good" or "fine". I want them to be delicious! I don't know how to make a story cover yet, so just bear with me [Edit: Yes I do]. Public domain, but give me some credit! ⚠ Warning: Slow Updates ⚠

Don't forget. . . Some things mustn't be forgotten. . . The shadow, hunting me. . . I must hurry. . . My name... Is Daniel. I live at London, at. . . at Mayfair. . . What have I done? This is crazy. . . Don't forget. Don't forget. . . I must stop him! Focus! My name is. . . is. . . . . . I am Daniel.

What if you unexpectedly discover a fact that you never knew, like you were exchanged with five packets of rice when you were an infant? And your brothers weren't kidding when they said that you didn't belong with them? Read this short gripping story and experience a mixture of emotions all at once.

You all know the story. How Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the third, a Norse teenager full of wit and sarcasm (dangerous combination), tamed his dragon and ended what could have been a never ending war between vikings and dragons... And I'm sure that a lot of you would love to just be there and live along side him during that time... So, I am here to grant your wish. Entering (Reader), the village's sweetest! Discover a past and a future re-imagined! Could be read as platonic or not. I could care less... Don't worry, your character would be SO cool! Just you wait and read! 😆 (I try to be descriptive so that those who didn't watch the movie could still understand.)

This is a book where i go on wtf rants and baffle you with my odd way of thinking.