Lame Histoires

PART TWO OF THESE SUCKERS AND AS ALWAYS IT HA- BRUH KEEP THE COVER O- BUT UHHH ANYWAYS IT HAS GAYNESS AND YEAH-

"i'm your toilet fairy, and i will grant you any toilet-ty wish!"

Evergreen is a simple 15 girl she does her duties like she is told. Her mother is hardly around and she does what she can to survive. Evergreen has always wondered who her dad was but her mother has been so secretive about it. She keeps asking and asking her mother and she finally gives in and tells her..... she is the daughter of the famous pirate Captain Jack Sparrow. With this new information she leaves the life she always knew and sets off on her own to find her dad but she runs into trouble and a new friend along the way.

You're walking through the woods, when you hear a twig break. That snap you just heard could either mean the end of your life, or the beginning of a great adventure.

i won't accept womanhood, not yet. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• "You're a great person who writes poetry that could move the masses." - @KalynneWilder "I felt this really deeply ❤️" - @glitchyymariza "These poems are lovely and unique. They speak about truths. I like your writing style. Keep writing ??❤️❤️❤️" - EvelynWhitej007 "Lovely and original poetry <3 enjoyed reading all of them and I look forward to reading more <3" - ea_writes (Credit goes to the rightful owners of any photos or songs used.)

Because puns have difficulty walking. Wait... They don't have legs...

Since I think that this ship is the most perfect thing ever, here it goes. GumixLen DISCLAIMER: ANY ANIME/VOCALOID REFERENCES MADE IN FANFIC ARE NOT MINE. I AM NOT TAKING CREDIT FOR ANY OF THE SHOWS/BOOKS/SONGS MENTIONED. POV=Gumi Megpoid and please excuse any grammar errors, I pretty much am just writing this all at 2am because no sleep is life.

"I love the sound of the rain. The feel. Even the taste. Most people find rain dreary, but when I hear the inviting pit pats on my roof, I know that happiness is right outside of my front door. Rain is my lullaby at night and my comfort in tough times. Rain is more than just weather, rain is my friend. Rain is the splish that lands on your forehead, that tells you "spring is here." Rain is the bouncing of water, but not just the bouncing. Rain is playing. Rain is jumping and leaping excitedly--and sometimes angrily. Rain is spilling onto my skylight right now, soothing me into a zen state of mind. Clearing my problems--diminishing them. Rain is the one that tells me "it's okay, I'm here." When rain is here, and it feels like lightning is striking me even though there is no lightning, rain makes the crack of thunder fade away. Rain makes me dance and sing and cry and every other possible thing I could do. Rain makes me contemplate, rain makes me romantic, rain makes me smile. Pit pat. The rain taps steadily on the skylight, slowly growing faster and faster. The sound evolving from a distant pitter patter to loud footsteps, now distinctly banging over and over, faster and faster, quicker and quicker. The rain is not just any of those things. The rain is me, and I am the rain."

INSPIRED BY: @duncneyfangirl

Just some random short stories.

You name the cliché, I write it in a mocking way. I will also say annoying clichés since we hate those. What's ironic is that this book is cliché. Meant for humorous purposes only.

Like the title says. This is nothing but my ideas... so don't read it

I tried to dismiss the idea from my head, yet it's been a while since I've personally talked with anyone other than my close friends. I didn't even really think anyone ever knew me from "That girl at the back of the class." Yet, he did, I guess.

❝I know these are cheesy but I feel grate.❞ (pun totally intended) Here are some cheesiest, lamest and funniest pick-up lines. #56 in humor on 07/05 #78 in humor on 28/03 & 1/04

Got some story ideas but i am lazy to write it myself so y'all can have it

" Your birth certificate was a waste of paper "

read if you wanna see an ugly rat whining over everything. rant & tags book;; ©yoggurt [ est ; 113016 ]

Grace is a pretty, kind girl of the age of twenty. She lives with her friend, Danielle, and service dog, Rex. Grace is human, but unknowingly lives within the Shooting Star Pack. Grace is also unable to walk, therefore, she uses a wheelchair to get around. Grace has always wanted to have someone in her life that would love her with all his heart, besides her dog. She knows Rex loves her, and she loves him. But she wants a man whose love for her would be as constant as the stars above. Sometimes, she feels like she isn't worth love. Like no one in their right mind would ever love her because she can't walk. Danielle always tells her it isn't true, but she doesn't seem to listen. Only one man can change her thinking. Hudson is a kind, handsome man of the age of twenty-two. He is one of the warriors for the Shooting Star Pack. He comes from a long line of warriors. His father, grandfather, great grandfather, and so on were all warriors of this great pack. Hudson is a good warrior. But something is missing in his life. Lately he feels incomplete. He feels a piece of himself is missing. He doesn't know what, though. Hudson hasn't really thought about his mate. He used to, but after he became a warrior, he was too focused on training and defending the pack to think about her. Hudson always puts being a warrior first before everything else. Before himself, his friends, everything. His friend, Mark sees this and tries to reason with him, but he doesn't listen. Will Grace find the love she yearns for? Will Hudson ever feel satisfied and complete? Will he get his priorities straight? Will Grace finally see she is worth being loved, wheelchair or not? Strap on your swords and let's find out together in, The Warrior's Love!

*deep voice* Hello there. This is a place where many go when they're bored or when they want to listen to some bone chilling stories. *coughs and ruins the moment* Shit, sorry. I suck at doing this. Anyway, this is for everyone! Boys, girls, aliens, hetalians, fangirls, fanboys, whoever! Umm...there is gonna be mild swearing in these and some of these stories are rated R, so I'll be giving warnings if the story has stuff NOT meant for ones who are sensitive to stuff or don't like gore. And if you read those warnings, don't blame me. I warned ya! Oh, and I can take requests if you want to share a story too! So...I'll see you in the stories or whatever! :)

I'm irrelevant and if you hate talking and learning about a new person, this book is for you! Because I'll basically give you all the deets even if you didn't ask. Occasional Storytimes may happen.