Lazy Stories

"Didn't you like me?" he asked. "I didn't." He frowned. "Then... do you hate me?" "I don't." "...Then what do you think of me?" "An annoying moron." "I'm already sleep-deprived," I said flatly. "Why should I think about something else?" -- The game said she would die if she attended the academy. 
It also said she would die if she didn't. Either way, her death was guaranteed. So when I opened my eyes in the body of Melissa Valkyrie, a doomed noble lady fated to die in every route, I did what any sensible person would do: Nothing. No schemes.
No revenge.
No desperate attempts to "fix" the story.
No scrambling to survive a game that had already decided my ending. If death flags wanted me, they could wait until after my nap. -- Suddenly, the male lead walked over and placed my notes on the desk. "How did you solve these problems and still get a D in Mathematics?" I didn't look up. "Why answer all of them," I said "when the professor said the passing score is only thirty?" "Anything more is a violation of mental health." -- But unfortunately, the world mistook my laziness for confidence. 
And now everyone thinks I'm dangerous. Because apparently, doing nothing was the most dangerous move of all.

Callister von Grian was over 10,000 years old when he realized life was something hardly worth living. He is bored and old. He's seen it all, done it all, and he's exhausted after spending countless millennia at the height of aristocracy in a society ruled by vampires. Now that a human rebellion has lead to the near extinction of his kind, this ancient vampire is only interested in surrounding himself with loyal children that he can play house with. But all these other people invading his territory are putting a damper on his plans. Why can't he retire in peace? Martin Lake is a foul-tempered man that is obsessed with food, but unable to eat it. When the beginning of the end starts with a disease associated with decay, and his brother is unexpectedly drafted to find a solution, Martin embarks on a long journey to find an ancient vampire to fix the world. But is the world even worth fixing, when the solution might just be that he loses everything? Lukas Mann is a freshly fledged adult vampire. It took him a long 205 years to reach this point, and yet he still feels like a child. When changes begin to concern what remains of the vampire population, everyone starts to seek refuge in the territory of the realm's three ancient vampires. Lukas flees into Callister von Grian's territory by chance, but it might be just the chance he needs. Dontarius Rust is a vampire hunter. The best of the best. He and his team understand the ins and outs of vampires in a way that not many humans do, so he knows exactly how to find the hidden home of an old, retired vampire. And this time, he didn't come to kill. Dontarius is a mysterious man with ulterior motives. Although he seems to be guided by a love-struck heart, this man seeks something much more valuable than just a kiss. The stories of many, combined into one, will tell the tale of an accidental apocalypse and the one mistake that started it all.

Kella, Drew, and Samantha have been best friends for years. And they become inseparable after Kella saved Drew and Samantha from their pasts. Keaton, Kael and Richard are extremely rare alpha male triplets. But not only that, they are the most powerful alphas in the world. Now the more powerful an alpha is, the more protective and possessive they are, so when they find out there mates are human, and Kella won't let them anywhere near them...... You see were it's going. But add in them kidnaping them, hunters, and paste back to haunt them, things get interesting. Ok I suck at descriptions so bare with me. It a lot better then it sounds. This story is dedicated to my to best friends, the real life Drew and Samantha, hope you like it.

At midnight, when the world sleeps... Asiya wakes. She sees what others can't- ghosts, shadows, and the horrors hidden behind reality. Once, she feared them. Now? She's too lazy to even chase them away. The only daughter of a powerful CEO, living a life of luxury- yet secretly walking between the living and the dead, Asiya doesn't just see spirits... She sees the future. Not guesses. Not illusions. But events that will happen. And when she speaks- they come true. But as her powers begin to change fate itself... something far more dangerous starts watching her. Because in a world full of monsters- Even the dead whisper in fear: "She's not one of us... she's worse."

Su Tang transmigrates into a dogblood novel as the doomed villainous stepmother of genius child Lu Momo and the contract wife of cold CEO Lu Ting. According to the original plot, she is supposed to fight for love, bully the child, create endless drama, and eventually die miserably. Su Tang refuses. Her life goal is simple: survive one year quietly, collect the 100 million yuan contract payout, and nap whenever possible. But instead of ruining the family, her lazy and gentle attitude slowly changes the cold Lu household. The silent little genius begins trusting her, Lu Ting starts lowering his guard, and the quiet mansion gradually becomes a real home. No public scandals. No dramatic revenge. Just warm porridge, late-night care, quiet healing, and a salted fish stepmom who never wanted to compete in the first place.

OLD MAN YAOI!! 🥹🫶 Lancelot has worked as a royal knight for decades and now as he hits close to retirement he has still yearned at a love for years. and now is comrades decide it's now or never and it's now.. [ bad grammar and spelling srry] cover art is mine!! :3 _ SillySilver2006

"What are you?" "A lazy... Hunter?" I DO NOT OWN SOLO LEVELING! THIS IS FOR MY AMUSEMENT ONLY (AND LETTING OUT MY IDEA BECAUSE ITS BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR SO LONG) WARNING: English is not my first language, my third actually. So i might not satisfy you because of my simple writing •~•'' COVER BY ME!

A typical love story about a 𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐲 and a 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐝𝐮𝐤𝐞 but with a simple twist. She is lazy. The laziest lady the Duke had ever met and the empire had ever seen. ♡♡♡♡ "Translate the dead language for me and I'll give you what you want," the Duke, who was first confident, now pleaded in desperation as the lady in question started to doze. She just yawned in response. "Lady..." She yawned once again, thinning his patience. "That's unladylike," he chastise, unable to hold his temper. "Talking to you makes me sleepier." With the last patience he could gather, he repeated. "Tell me, what do you want?" "Sleep," she mumbled before finally welcoming her sleep. ♡♡♡♡

An oc xavm also there is gona be oc x canon in this book but ye

This is definitely a work in progress!! My first fanfic, please don't be too judgy lol also don't question it, their first years but a year or two aged up. Max 2 tho ----------<3--------- Kohaku is the grandson of the man who owns gentle criminals little tea shop! He has a fox quirk with quite the personality. He gets discovered by Aizowa on one sleep deprived morning, and begins going to UA! He's cool with being a hero if it means he can walk to the school. He doesn't like being in cars. Fun facts about him! -He is h o t -Doesn't like fourth walls, tries to knock them down a lot. Okay, maybe I don't like the fourth wall deal with it. -Has an internal monologue that is as sarcastic as I am -Might have a traumatizing memory involving the rest of his family that his own mind is blocking out...? -Dislikes anything that involves high maintenance, lemon ice cream, and heights. Btw he is very oblivious and dense so I may have some add on if stuff he literally just missed throughout the chapter or smth ☝️💀

"Sleeping Beauty of Ashwood" In the luxurious town of Ashwood lives a girl everyone calls the "Sleeping Princess." Seraphina Ashwood is beautiful, gentle, unbelievably rich... and incredibly lazy. She sleeps anywhere she feels comfortable on velvet couches, beneath garden trees, inside libraries, and even during elegant parties. No matter how embarrassing it is, her parents never scold her. After all, she is the only daughter of the powerful Ashwood family their precious little princess. For Seraphina, life is simple. Soft pillows. Warm blankets. Peaceful naps. That is all she needs... But her quiet, sleepy world begins to change the moment Lucien Vale returns from abroad. Cold, intimidating, and breathtakingly handsome, Lucien is the heir to the Vale empire. With piercing siren-like eyes, effortless elegance, and a dangerous charm that makes everyone nervous around him, he arrives in Ashwood expecting to meet the perfect refined fiancée chosen by their families. Instead... He finds Seraphina asleep in the middle of the grand staircase. And somehow, from that very moment, he falls hopelessly in love. While Seraphina only dreams about naps and quiet afternoons, Lucien slowly becomes part of her peaceful world spoiling her, protecting her, and discovering the hidden sadness behind her sleepy eyes. But Ashwood is not as perfect as it seems. Old family rivalries begin to resurface. Secrets buried for years slowly come to light. And Seraphina herself may be connected to a mystery capable of changing both their lives forever. As love quietly blooms between the cold-hearted heir and the sleeping princess, one question remains Will Seraphina finally awaken to love? Or will the secrets of Ashwood tear them apart before they even begin?

peter parker was just living with his aunt may, living his normal life as spiderman and peter himself, one day he entered into a technology project and went into a class feild trip to SI. I DO NOT OWN THE ART OF THE ALBUM!! important note!!! - civil war never happened. the avengers settled it down without fighting,peter currently still wears his spider-man hoodie with goggles suit, BUT he made himself an AI and named her karen he can hear her through an ear piece , the avengers doesn't know who is spider-man nor peter parker yet. also please do correct any spellings i did wrong, im open to criticism <3 in this story, peter and wade ARE NOT TOGETHER. aunt may also knows peter is spiderman and shes a huge supporter, so is mj snd ned that knows too this is kinda based off spman home coming SORRY FOR SLOW UPDATES IM A SLOW WRITER ^^"" warning! swearing killing ships mj x peter **discontinued.** last update was may-march 2022

First of all, I'm not going to overpower my character. I'm not going to make some cliche kekkei genkai that allows my character to copy everything. She's not going to know every jutsu or have every chakra element. That's just stupid. This character is basically me, I somehow enter the world of Naruto. She goes by the name of Ursa Ko, she was your basic lazy teenage girl who's antisocial, hates everything about everything except for her passion of art and anime. She had her life set to become a tattoo artist, everything was ready. So when this 18 year old girl got isekied into her favorite anime, she doesn't believe it. (Lol) To make things worse, she's somehow 13 again. So what will happen when this antisocial mess of a person meets her favorite characters. How will she react? But that's not the problem. How is she going to become the skilled ninja she always wanted to be, if she's too lazy? But is that the only problem? What if there's more to her life in the shinobi world than she expects? Plus with her personality, will she make friends or more enemies? DUN DUN DUUUNN! Follow Ursa through her journey of becoming a ninja!

At sixteen, Axel Ferroro learned his life was a lie. Stolen from the wealthy Kleir family at birth, he returned to find himself replaced by the "perfect" Oliver. No matter how hard Axel worked or how many instruments he mastered, he was branded a "jealous copycat." He died in disgrace, only to realize the truth: he was a scripted villain in a novel. Now, it is May 1st. Axel has regressed to the day he first arrived. But this time, he is done fighting for love. He will act as a quiet bystander, support the protagonist to keep the plot stable, and save enough money to disappear forever. The "villain" is retiring-and this time, he won't be looking back.

Uh, spamtenna oneshots. Most will probably be normal?

... I will not think of a description thank you

< COVER IN PROGRESSSS !! > Bill has returned after years of theraprism ,the pines family is dead from years ago and bill cipher has nothing to do , will he try to save them or continue causing chaos...? (This was lwk cringe lol)

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A student is going to a new school, and meets cool people! But he pays one more attention. How will this pan out?

Chris is the average Filipino teenager living the American Dream with her Aunt Shelley in their suburban home. So of course, everything is normal. Well, except for the fact that her Home Economics teacher is a little muy loco and her fake baby daddy is a little messed up in the head. But hey, that's high school. Right?