Llama Stories

This is a journal of things that ACTUALLY happen to me. Whether it be romance, hurt, humor, or mostly plain randomness/mind ranting it all came from true events and none of it is made up. I PROMISE. xDDD

This story focuses entirely on a married couple's verbal sparing match over everything from arranging the sock drawer to lions and marmosets. [Written in 2011. Exercise in dialogue].

Starting from the Northwest Mansion Mystery, explore Dipper and Pacifica's relationship deeper than what's shown in the show. Experience Weirdmageddon from Pacifica's perspective, and how it changes their lives afterward! 🌲💎 If you like this, please consider giving my chapters some votes and dropping a follow! DISCLAIMER 1: the cover art is not my art. It is a temporary placeholder while I draw my own cover. DISCLAIMER 2: I do not claim to own Gravity Falls or its characters. These belong to Alex Hirsch and Disney.

By South American standards, Bolivia is not large, but it's bigger than most European countries, and about three times the size of Germany. It's a country of contrasting landscapes and people. Its western part is dominated by the vast highlands, at about 4,000 m of altitude, including Lake Titicaca, the highest navigable lake in the world. The western and eastern cordilleras of the Andes Mountains are their borders. They are an extensive pasture for sheep and cows, and the occasional llama, or alpaca. The air at this altitude is starved of oxygen, making it hard to breathe. The eastern cordillera is equally expansive as the highlands. There are endless mountain peaks. And to the east of them are the vast lowlands, which make up more than two thirds of Bolivia's landmass. We spent all of our time in and around the Lake Titicaca area, with the exception of a brief excursion to the Uyuni Salt Flats, a large lake that dried up eons ago, leaving a sea of salt behind.

*UNDER CONSTRUCTION/EDITING--you may not want to read until all previously published chapters have been updated with the edited ones, if you read it anyways, I suggest you stop after reading the chapter that has "STOP HERE" written in the chapter title, or nothing will make sense as I've changed a lot of things in the previous story line* Isabelle Henry was a good friend of the marauders. No one, not even she knew that a curse had been laid upon her. When she reached the age of 15 she disappeared off of the face of the Earth. Not a trace left behind, only a memory. After years of staying with Death, she finally found herself in the dining room of Sirius's old house. Startled, she makes her way through a new time, Harry Potter's fifth year at Hogwarts. Why was she cursed? What does it mean?

'I never should have stopped to take the photo of that goat.' A short story in which a guy is curious about how two friends, Arielle and Peter, met each other and if there was anything more than a friendship between the two. Totally sick of being asked the same question over and over again, Arielle decided to make up a dramatic story on the spot, hoping it would be enough to make the questions end once and for all. ------ Taken word for word from a snapchat conversation I had with one of my friends a couple years ago now. He was bugging me, and my writing juices were flowing that day. It's been sitting in my documents for a while now, and I thought why not post it?

LLAMAS? LEMONS? ANGRY LEMONS?!ANGRY LEMONY LLAMAS!!?? a story of llamas at a zoo food place at le zoo!!! and how to escape!!!!!!!!!

This is a collection of short stories, inspired by songs or prompts. Some of the characters may be repeated. Some of these short stories might turn into longer pieces that will then be posted separately. A lot of these prompts were five-minute writing prompts, which is why they are shorter. If there are any that you like, drop a comment and I can try to make it a longer stand-alone piece. Enjoy!

For the Tri Wizard Tournament your school, the Beauxbatons are going over to Hogwarts to compete. You are surprised to see an old childhood friend of yours Phil Lester and are even more surprised when you feel yourself growing feelings for his Slytherin friend.

Laquisha confesses her love 4 Bentley teh Llama, but will he reciprocate her feelings?!?!11?one2!1 *warning may contain lemon*

All our Llamas Sorted by Rank

It's all about a girl trying to find her real home. She thinks she is lost in reality. Just read and you'll understand.

Good llamas are bad llamas that haven't been caught

'You betrayed all of us how could you along with him i thought I could trust you but that's not possible anymore I guess'

the dankest llama love story you will ever read

Laugh or else. You know the drill.

Arrogant young Emperor Kuzco is transformed into a llama by his power-hungry advisor -- the devious diva Yzma. Stranded in the jungle, Kuzco's only chance to get back home and reclaim the high life rests with a good-hearted peasant named Pacha. Together, they must return Kuzco to the throne before Yzma tracks them down and finishes him off

The school life of Bennett Sowell takes odd turns this year

Severus begins to recieve letter from a depressed student. Who she is, he does not know. Does he write back to her, and saves her life? Or does he resort to shunning every one out of his life?

A song about you tubers. Mostly Dan and Phil. To the tune of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.