Mcdonald Stories

Frank works at a disgusting McDonald's, and has never experienced anything fun in his life he's a total loser and definitely doesn't have any rizz even though he thinks he's the shit. He always works day after day and the only reason he works is to see his crush. Gerard comes in almost every day to get his Cappuccino double pump with a vanilla extract and light espresso beans with barely any Creamer and just the right amount of sugar and a little bit of whipped cream and the McDonald's Oreo flurry topped on it. And the only reason he comes is because he knows Frank will make it for him because he knows that he's a sucker. But little do they both know that each of them secretly has a bit of a fancy for each other. In this story there is a mix of love and confusion as they both struggle to figure out what they both like. THIS IS A JOKE I AM NOT A BAD WRITER I AM JUST BEING SILLY AND DON'T WANNA WRITE SUPER BORING AND PLAIN I AM JUST HAVING FUNNNNN

Exactly what the title says. This is easily the dumbest shit I've ever thought to do in this site.

What happens when everyone's favorite pink puffball takes a simple trip to McDonald's, but gets caught up in a war between all the major fast-food chains? This story starts off stupid and simple, but the plot starts to pick up around the McDonald's VS Burger King chapter. Everything that happened in Dreamland was considered normal, with the day-to-day adventures of Kirby and Bandana Waddle Dee, Meta Knight stalking the two, and King Dedede trying to take their food. But when Kirby takes a simple trip to McDonald's, he finds him and his fellow acquaintances caught in the middle of a war: a war of food. It spiraled into the crazy adventures of Meta Knight, King Dedede, Galacta Knight, Magolor, Sword Knight, Blade Knight, Sailor Dee, Waddle Doo, Colonel Sanders, Marx, and Juan the Chihuahua, led by Kirby and Bandana Dee as they try to evade the vengeful fast-food mascots. Will Kirby and friends be able to defeat the fast-food chains, or will they be chopped up and served as Chicken McNuggets to unknowing customers? im not on anything i swear at least i dont think i am

Vinny forces the demon to get a job!!! 😱 They are also both slightly more normal. No more Slenderman to worry about. Or is there? 😏

full title: The Ultra Legendary Super Amazing Mega Rare Never Seen Before Long Lost Hybrid Dragon Demon Wolf Snake Angel Princess is the Hated Child *NOT SCREENREADER FRIENDLY! THERE ARE A LOT OF TIMES WHERE THERE ARE UNNECESSARY EMOJIS AND PUNCTUATION AND WORDS SO DRAGGED-OUT THAT THEY TAKE UP HALF A PAGE* Once upon a time, a kind woman named Mommy gave birth to a girl, but sadly died in the process. She had a husband, Mr. My Daughter Is An Accident, and their daughter Mistake, or the hated child. Mistake was bullied all her life, both in school and at home. Her father married another woman (Barbara) and then he died. His cause of death is unknown, but there were a bunch of stabbing wounds on his corpse and the stepmother holding a bloody knife at the scene of the crime. With that strange woman came Mistake's new sister, a spoiled brat named Ronald McDonald. Mistake's stepmother always compared her to that meanie poo poo face. Even if her personality was awful, she was still the one in the spotlight no matter where they went. She always paraded around in her sparkly pink ball gown and her tiny pigtails. What will happen next??????????????????????

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚢 - 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙺𝙵𝙲, 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚟𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚍, 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜... 𝚊𝚝 𝙼𝚌𝙳𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍𝚜... (𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚛: 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 - 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚌.)

Aziraphale and Crowley go out for a Subway; a lot more than that happens. CREDITS (wahoo!): @r0ttinq on twitter - writing this whole mess indecisivetomato on tumblr - the silly drawings for each chapter GCWT (Grimace Crowley Writing Team) @waystarrs on twitter @crqwly_ on twitter @marzbarrss on twitter @crowleylover on twitter

When The Teletubbies And The Banana Splits Got 8 Grimace Shakes From McDonald's, They All Tried All 8 Shakes, But Ruby Gillman And Chelsea Noticed They Did It, And They Stopped Grimace From Killing Them....

"Lovely" writing @a_total_chad and I wrote a good 4 years ago. Thanks for designing the cover (the best part of this).

hey! this story is about a boy and a girl meeting again and their struggles. this story has some triggers as of death and suicide. enjoy!!

Three girls are lucky enough to meet One Direction at a club under unlucky circumstances including almost getting the crap beat out of you! Before One Direction Come to the rescue! and now it seems with the constent bumping into each other One Direction Is stuck with Louise, Izzy and Kate! Of course people come and people go and then people steal each others hearts, intentionally or not.... (ps. Will Louis Ever get Izzy to 'Fall for Him' a third time? (cause apprently thats how many times it has to happen before you can say "Will it always be like this?")

*Inuyasha x Ronald Mcdonald* Inuyasha was always the main protagonist of a show; but somehow, his character became underrated due to having a hot antagonist. Although the show was literally called "Inuyasha", Sesshomaru do be hotter. Inuyasha just sucked balls and needed a short-term distraction from his depressing life. Ronald Mcdonald molested little children and caused the heart disease spike in the U.S. It was wonderful, really. But he needed more. He woke up and chose violence- he was going to fall in love in someone and make chicken nuggets out of their brain. With the circumstantial clash between the two, will they put their reasonings behind and truly fall in love? Or will they slowly destroy themselves in a forced relationship... honestly I'm not sure either. You can read and find out why the hell I ship these two.

I have another account so its also on that one: I make weird fanfiction shorts that people can recommend.

When worlds collide

You move to a new school and become friends with some disgusting people. But amongst all of that you fall in love with someone, will this love flourish or will it fall into pieces?

Arianne Parker, is a rebel who gets into trouble. Elliot Anderson, is on the football team, but has good grades. When the two are assigned to go on a trip around the world together, the pair finds out about one another, and causes trouble everywhere in the world...

National Hockey League legend, Steve Yzerman's daughter, Hannah goes on a first date to McDonald's with Red Wing's goalie, Chris Osgood. Not exactly your first choice for a date. But all amazing stories have a jarring beginning. Though tough at times, Hannah and Chris manage a difficult relationship to prove what true love really is.

~DESCRIPTION~ Natalia (Tali) is Paul's niece. Tali's mom is going on a business trip, and is making Tali stay with Paul. She doesn't know he is One Direction's bodygaurd. She's crazy, sassy, and loves to dance. Tali also has this crazy YouTube channel with random things on it. Tali brings along her friend, Jace, short for Jaynelle-Alice. Jace is a cover artist who posts videos on YouTube. She's pretty laid-back. Combine those two, and you get a bonfire. Add them with One Direction, and you get a explosion that looks like a friendly mushroom. ME Here is a One Direction fanfiction. I know, this is a boring start to a fanfiction, I GET IT! Anyway, here is a romance story that includes One Direction. Natalia and Jace don't know what they're in for, just that 'Uncle Paul!' is some bodyguard. This is a fanfiction about One Direction. If you don't know who they are, SCRAM, Get out of here! And don't ever get involved again. What the girls also don't know is that they both will fall in love with- well, you're just going to have to wait and see! Follow me! Comment! Do what ever you can, and Inbox me too! This is something you can compare to the song, but there is a twist in the end! You never know what's going to happen. People will call this, unexpecting... Well, I hope you like this fanfic. I know, there must be a lot of fanfics like this. Just give it a go. No, I don't play baseball. OMG, I just noticed. Oxygen and Magnesium! :D ```````~```````` GREAT NEWS EVERYONE! Okay, so, instead of going throught every chapter, and editing random stuff, like putting an s instead of e in Louis's name. *cough cough* I'll just make an edited book before I make a sequel! Because I like rehashing..

this is just for all that randomness that countryhumans fandom is existing for! my other books have nothing to do with this unless they need to. anyways yeah ill update this is doopdoop years!! :D