Mcdonalds Stories

Ronald McDonald is blinded by lust, you are blinded by the need to tear him inside out. --READER IS GENDER NEUTRAL!-- [also his nickname for u is frybaby............]

Frank works at a disgusting McDonald's, and has never experienced anything fun in his life he's a total loser and definitely doesn't have any rizz even though he thinks he's the shit. He always works day after day and the only reason he works is to see his crush. Gerard comes in almost every day to get his Cappuccino double pump with a vanilla extract and light espresso beans with barely any Creamer and just the right amount of sugar and a little bit of whipped cream and the McDonald's Oreo flurry topped on it. And the only reason he comes is because he knows Frank will make it for him because he knows that he's a sucker. But little do they both know that each of them secretly has a bit of a fancy for each other. In this story there is a mix of love and confusion as they both struggle to figure out what they both like. THIS IS A JOKE I AM NOT A BAD WRITER I AM JUST BEING SILLY AND DON'T WANNA WRITE SUPER BORING AND PLAIN I AM JUST HAVING FUNNNNN

I'm at a softball game and bored probably horrible grammar

As the title says. This fanfic is dedicated to the 'super straights' that I ride the bus with. My goal is to rot their brains and kill them slowly. As I should :) DISCONTINUED FOR NOW!!!

Damn girl are you Zimran? Cause I wanna lick your walls Written mostly by SwainInSorrow, but some credit does go to my friend who wishes to be called Kazoo. (1,443 words)

maccas n kfc fanfic because they're so cute together

Hisoillu that's all I got to say

Drei Jugendliche trauen sich in ein Lost Place in ihrer Stadt mal schauen was sie so erwartet?!

Nicky McDonald is living his dream. He's singing just as he always wanted. He doesn't have time for girlfriends and he's never been in love. Will all that change when he meets this years wild card? *changed title*

Trapped in a sprawling labyrinth of primary colors and shifting plastic, Summer discovers a tattered diary that serves as both a map and a death warrant. It chronicles a strict seven-day countdown to a permanent "closing time," but the most terrifying warning is saved for the end: a frantic plea to never look at the "sun" rising in the center of the gym. As the invisible clock ticks toward zero and something unfriendly begins to whisper to her friends using Summer's own voice, she realizes the creature isn't just hunting them-it want to be them. Every step toward the exit is a race against time, and to see the real world again, Summer must decide how much of her own identity she is willing to sacrifice to ensure she isn't the one who becomes the diary's next warning.

IM BACK HOES SORRY I DIED I HAD TO WALK MY DEAD GOLDFISH 😁😁🙏 pls dont come for me about this im bored 😥

basically js a tadc AU where Jax lives in a noisy city and works at McDonald's and meets Gangle (ribbun fanfic) :3 not much else to say. im srry this isn't exciting but trust im sure it will be a good story that is interesting for y'all to read 😅 All rights reserved to GLITCH and Gooseworx! Update: I have no idea why but the first part says it was released in 1969 (💀) but it was released on May 31st, 2026 lol

Just read at this point my life has gone to shit xD UwU OwO

The sauce in the big mac be tasting different

When an interaction at McDonald's changed everything...

mostly vocaloid (it autocorrected to 'vocal oil' when i typed it lmao)

this is a fanfic about how your bully is a sussy baka imposter 🥺🥺🥺🥺💗💗💗💗 enjoy!!!

Hamburglar always starting shit.

The world is shit. And their town wasn't exactly any different. You see, there was a big variety of specimens ranging from homophobic turtle lovers to Asian dinosaurs with extensions. Fruity Yeezus was just the tip of the iceberg, No one would be surprised if Extra Virgin Olive Oil Mary could be there too... How tf did I get here, what I'm I even- Disclaimer: this was the product of an iMessage convo that went too far. My bestie and I are both equally weird, hence this story. I am deeply sorry for my existence. Proceed at your own risk

good boy Jollibee meets popular bad boy McDonald's 🥶