Memyselfandi Stories

I SCREAM... YOU SCREAM... WE ALL SCREAM WHEN BTS IS ON SCREEN!(｢'･ω･)｢

So I need to do this

I watch them steal from babies. I watch them leave corner stores without paying. I'm used to it but it isn't right. Why, is a question that I cannot guess. My dad doesn't care about me, so I guess you could call me.....Unwanted.

Hello! I normally don't complain and I normally ain't so toxic, but hear me out. This is supposed to be relatable and funny! I'll try to make it that way as hard as I can, promise!

hi

Woo wee, do we really want to explain, cause there's too much.

What is this for? Idk. Probably me just saying random shit 🥴

My naive attempt to navigate primary school is documented in a series of bite-size snapshots, intended for scrutiny and best paired with a cup of tea and a nice episode of Blackadder. You might have to take a pit stop at certain embarrassing moments, but I hope that you will be a fully satisfied customer once we reach our destination. This is an autobiographical piece x Bullying shall be taken with a large serving of Sunday roast chicken, and certainly not with a pinch of salt.

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a short story about my internet life.

Random poems that pop into my head things that I want to get out and figure this is the best way I hope you like them

You know the drill already. Get tagged. Do the tag. Pass the tag. If you wanna know shit bout me, read it I guess Not my best cover but considering it's 2am and I don't plan sleeping yet And I didn't think I'd need a tag book but here we are

The random words of a girl that have never been said to anyone.

so basically this book is about me, i don't think I will expose all about me so don't expect.

Poetry ideas from stories or myself/ Thoughts

Random rants, stories and essays...also some weird poetry...If you're sane and do not wish to be tainted, I suggest you stop reading. If you're weird or like laughing at peoples' weird rants and first attempts at poetry, read on Don't say I didn't warn you *cue taylor swift* Lol, forget I did that.