Mewing Stories

THIS IS ALL SATIRE AND A JOKE!! NOTHING IN THIS STORY IS SERIOUS!! PLEASE I SWEAR EVERYTHING IS A JOKE AND IS JUST MEANT FOR A FEW GIGGLES!! #1 Story in mewing so that's pretty cool ig

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Follow our beta cuck Kai Cenat on his journey to becoming a true Sigma!

tjis is jow you new. read so you live. and if u dont wanna live then read to not liv. tank you.

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basically, different celebrities randomly get picked to join the EPIC MEWING BATTLES and they basically just keep mewing until one of the people give up!! ALSO TELL ME IN THR COMMENTS WHO I SHOULD DO NEXT!!!

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Introduction: This is the bit where I introduce stuff. Greetings, inferior biped. Prepare yourself to bask in my godly glory. Consider yourself honoured to even breathe the same air as me, never mind read a book written by my very own glorious hands. Or paws for that matter, for in fact, unlike you, primitive homosapien, I am of the most elegant and sophisticated species on this worthless planet. I am a cat. The felis catus. My name is Chestnut J. Herring. Do not ask me what the "J." stands for. It's important, of course. You wouldn't get it. I have generously decided to take time out of my busy schedule to sit down and recall my story. I suppose humans, like yourself, would probably be under the impression that this is a work of fiction. If you are too blind to see that this is indeed reality then I shall not waste my time trying to convince an ignorant, uneducated ape that I am telling you nothing but the truth. Now, for the people who know that I am telling no word of a lie, read on in awe and wonder and I implore you not to feel like you are a failure merely because I am better than you by a thousand fold. Instead just think of how lucky you are to live in a universe where ethereal beings like me exist. Now, shall we begin? That was a rhetorical question. Your opinion was not valid.

hello this a animal cinderella here are the animal that are going to be playing Cinder as a Doberman Her stepmother/stepsisters as pitpull the prince as Dalmatian fairy godmother as a owl the prince butler as siberian husky queen/kings as rottweliers cinder father: german shepherd animals thlt help cinder: squirrels and birds that all but imagine they are standing and there human size. And outfit first cinder rags are: young peasant girl dress (headkerchief included) from jasmine's vintage closet and she barefoot and her stepmother is wearing:1800s Silk Dress / Victorian Teal Silk Two-Piece Dress / Size Extra Extra Small from etsy and stepsister are wearing:Samickarr Victorian Dress Ball Gown For Women Vintage Medieval Dress Plus Size Lace Up Cinch Corset Dress Renaissance Costume and ball gowns are 1791's lady Medieval Renaissance Dress Anne's Yellow Gown from amazon . And setting: first we are in the basment then now cinder is in backyard getting water from the artesian well and the animal that help cinder are normal like normal animal on earth and the owl has arms with brown fur on them and the wing are on her back. And the owl is wearing a Ashirexll 1800s Dress for Women, Vintage Retro Gothic Long Sleeve Hooded Dress Long Gown Dresses Purple XXL from walmart and a white rhode island novelty mini star wand from amazon in her hand and a purple pointed hat and prince is wearing a blue crown and Baroque prince suit, blue frock coat with silver embroidery from mario moyan.

This has all actually happened to me teehee😍

This is how to mew

fi;ll cover intro base chars by fooffle :3

Meet Adelina: a sigma female who lives by the code of the nonchalant FC. On a cold morning in Albania, all Adelina wants to do is goon to her João Félix poster, mew in peace, and stick to her grind. But life (and the high school bus) has other plans. From the gym-bro sharmoot who thinks punching metal is an attention strategy, to a math teacher who dares to disturb her schedule, Adelina deals with the beta world using only her AirPod-fueled nonchalance and brutal, honest truth.AD

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The title says it all, yes, the title. I do not these characters, credits to their OWN CREATORS, thank you.

Hyunas alive trust 🙏

this is stories from a school setting that me and my friends discovered ☝️🤓 Yup

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