Mewing Stories

THIS IS ALL SATIRE AND A JOKE!! NOTHING IN THIS STORY IS SERIOUS!! PLEASE I SWEAR EVERYTHING IS A JOKE AND IS JUST MEANT FOR A FEW GIGGLES!! #1 Story in mewing so that's pretty cool ig

fi;ll cover intro base chars by fooffle :3

I need you Fic dedicated to Middleschoolslut on Wattpad. Ily king Thanks for 100 reads! eddit: WOAH thanks for 4000 reads! Edit 5: OH MY GOD. thanks for 100k reads!

basically, different celebrities randomly get picked to join the EPIC MEWING BATTLES and they basically just keep mewing until one of the people give up!! ALSO TELL ME IN THR COMMENTS WHO I SHOULD DO NEXT!!!

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You may think "Wow, this is so cringe". Well then my dear fellow, you're damn right. This was just made for fun and to cringe at, just a silly thing I did because I was bored. Well then, enjoy if you want to This book is a series of different stories of the silly and wacky adventures of the two protagonists Britta Kun and Alicia Chan. Follow them on their journey as they're meet with goofy and quirky events. -Alicia and Britta are my ocs, if you wanna use them for your own series or something you need my permission first. BUT I accept if you draw fanart of them tho, so go ahead if you would like to draw fan art of them.- (All images I post in this story are drawn by me)

The title says it all, yes, the title. I do not these characters, credits to their OWN CREATORS, thank you.

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Follow our beta cuck Kai Cenat on his journey to becoming a true Sigma!

join Y/N and her story in getting sold into the swedish mafia (super realistic!! no bs!!!) (THIS ENTIRE STORY IS A JOKE/SATIRE) (fbi agent mfs please dont count this as digital footprint 🙏🙏🙏)

"Wᵢₜₕ ₜₕᵢₛ ₕₐₙd ᵢ wᵢₗₗ ₗᵢfₜ yₒᵤᵣ ₛₒᵣᵣₒwₛ. Yₒᵤᵣ cᵤₚ wᵢₗₗ ₙₑᵥₑᵣ ₑₘₚₜy, fₒᵣ ᵢ wᵢₗₗ bₑ yₒᵤᵣ wᵢₙₑ. Wᵢₜₕ ₜₕᵢₛ cₐₙdₗₑ, ᵢ wᵢₗₗ ₗᵢgₕₜ yₒᵤᵣ wₐy ᵢₙ dₐᵣₖₙₑₛₛ. Wᵢₜₕ ₜₕᵢₛ ᵣᵢₙg, ᵢ ₐₛₖ yₒᵤ ₜₒ bₑ ₘᵢₙₑ" --- ᵥᵢcₜₒᵣ ᵥₐₙ Dₒᵣₜ 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔

i post art here... every blue moon-

This has all actually happened to me teehee😍

This is how to mew

Introduction: This is the bit where I introduce stuff. Greetings, inferior biped. Prepare yourself to bask in my godly glory. Consider yourself honoured to even breathe the same air as me, never mind read a book written by my very own glorious hands. Or paws for that matter, for in fact, unlike you, primitive homosapien, I am of the most elegant and sophisticated species on this worthless planet. I am a cat. The felis catus. My name is Chestnut J. Herring. Do not ask me what the "J." stands for. It's important, of course. You wouldn't get it. I have generously decided to take time out of my busy schedule to sit down and recall my story. I suppose humans, like yourself, would probably be under the impression that this is a work of fiction. If you are too blind to see that this is indeed reality then I shall not waste my time trying to convince an ignorant, uneducated ape that I am telling you nothing but the truth. Now, for the people who know that I am telling no word of a lie, read on in awe and wonder and I implore you not to feel like you are a failure merely because I am better than you by a thousand fold. Instead just think of how lucky you are to live in a universe where ethereal beings like me exist. Now, shall we begin? That was a rhetorical question. Your opinion was not valid.

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