Midget Stories

A memoir of all the cars I've loved before.

A short story collection of hilarious, and odd writings.. You can expect at least one story (update) a week. Typically Wednesdays. And please these are joke stories. Don't get triggered Warning: Foul language

As the sun sets over Haverhill, Massachusetts, the quiet town begins to buzz with excitement. The year is 2024, and something extraordinary is about to unfold at the local arena-a night that promises thrills, laughter, and unforgettable memories. This isn't just any event; it's the Midget Wrestling Showdown, a spectacle that's capturing the imagination of people far and wide. The lights dim, and the crowd roars with anticipation. The ring is set, gleaming under the spotlight, as the announcer's voice booms through the arena. "Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a night like no other!" The energy is electric, and you can feel the anticipation in the air. As the event reaches its climax, with the championship match that everyone's been waiting for, the atmosphere is charged with excitement. The wrestlers give it their all, leaving nothing behind as they battle for victory. The crowd is on its feet, roaring with support, united in their love for this unique sport. This is more than just a night of entertainment-it's an experience that will be talked about for years to come. Whether you're a long-time fan of wrestling or new to the sport, the Midget Wrestling Showdown in Haverhill is an event you won't want to miss. Don't wait-secure your spot for the biggest night of 2024! Click the link below to buy your tickets now and be a part of this unforgettable event. https://dwarfanators.com/

Midget Assassins. They can't be seen by their clients. The gang of seven have their one tall person that they hang out with and are friends with. She gets them their jobs and they preform them. But when love starts forming and things start breaking, what will happen?

The name explains it all, just read.

Please don't judge. It's based off of 2 sentences of Harris Burdicks story.

Y/N was excepted into Ouran Academy for her outstanding grades and rich family. This was her sophomore year, and she just moved schools. However, they are incredibly small. We're talking 4'7 small. So, to go somewhere in which she won't be trampled, she enters the host club, and she caught someones eye. What will happen between the two? DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own OHSHC or this cover. I'm planning on making an original sometime though.

After her mother's death, the Kim family had crumbled. Bankruptcy came along because of her father's debts to different companies. Now , they're walking along the street, in such high temperature just then a phone call from her uncle suggested that they will stay at his apartment for awhile. After moving, Kim Nickhyun was about to go out and buy just then a handsome, tall fellow bumped her. Trying to say sorry yet interrupted calling her a "midget." Angry, she replied back a "derp" and an "elf". Later, after that, in the evening as she arrived home, she was surprised to see him again. But what more surprise her was : 1, he was her uncle's close friend, 2, he was a rich guy of a very wealthy family, and 3... they are just next door. What would happen to her next after what she said that morning to the guy she bumped with who was actually a dead-right rich guy? What would happen to her and the derp next door? (tribute to Park Chanyeol:))

This is a fanfiction of trump x Biden.

a very smut story u x elijah wood please like and enjoy

Jesus x Shrek 😫❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️❤️💕💕👵👵👺👺😭😭🥺🥺🏹🏹🫦🫦💔💔💀💀🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️📸📸👁👁😍😍😰😰😨😨😟😟😫😫😫🥵🥵🥹🥹 (JESÚS IS MY CLASSMATE ITS NOT LIKE.. JESUS CHRIST I PROMISE)

When 13 year old Randy and Ben find a midget hiding in their basement sabotaging the air conditioner, they know they must step on him.

Cyrus has suffered from cancer resulting in him becoming a midget one day he meets a girl, Alynnia but is more commonly known as Alynn. They met on a bus which they ride back from work together. They start out as friends but he wants to be something more. Does Alynn return the feelings? Will they get together?

A lovestory between your mom and your mother, oolala~

What happens when a player discovers there's a new Muslim girl in school...?

Lord Farquaad finally meets his match in the shorty competition. No longer shall he have to compensate for the small sizes "down there" as he meets someone of the same reach, but a couple inches shorter. :)

Join us our fellow basement people and learn all about the adventures of the three people behind the musketeers costumes We are Megane, Kate and Charlotte and this is our awesome life Beware of the craziness!

"Actually," he paused, looking up at me. "You would look better without heels."