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Alexandra van der Wansem - fashion icon π , certified menace π¨, and the queen bee π of Macca-Villacrosse - just got absolutely obliterated by a car ππ₯ (don't worry, the car's fine π
). Now she's in a coma π looking expensive and unconscious π΄β¨.
But plot twist: her soul floats up to β¨Cloud Drama 9000β¨, where she meets an β¨angelβ¨ with a clipboard and zero chill ππ. He pulls up her karma receipts ππ and-yikes-homegirl's been AWFUL π¬ (like... "stole candy from a child and then body-shamed the mom" kind of awful).
Her punishment? Reincarnation.
As. A. Stray. Chihuahua.
πΆπ§ΌποΈ RIP the glam life.
To return to her human body, Alexandra must complete good deeds β
π€² as a yappy, fluffy, attitude-packed rat dog πΎ. But then-plot twist #2-a hot, emotionally available, probably-sad-but-in-a-sexy-way man π§π₯ finds her and takes her home π‘.
Now Alexandra, trapped in a tiny dog body π, catches feels π©π and is 100% ready to risk it all to smash π₯. The man, obviously, is CLUELESS π΅βπ«.
Will she earn enough karma to wake up? Or will she stay trapped in a dog's body... hopelessly in love and painfully horny? πππ