Moron Stories

He called. She didn't pick up. She missed the call. She missed him too. Air wears anime statement shirts while she trains to be a soldier of Marx through reading his works with her thick square-rimmed glasses to go against the oppression of Dom, the stoic and cold. But often Air let Dom conquer since he buys her food.

So, this is where I rant or say things I normally wouldn't talk about. The title says it all. Basically, I'm gonna be a depressed bean. If I don't update regularly (I don't see why'd you want me to, unless you're a pain hungry psycho, then you shouldn't be on Wattpad), congratulate me, cause I've stopped being depressed for a while. That really isn't such a change I'f I'm not feeling weird or super strange My life would be in utter disaray 'Cause Freaking out is my okay

This story is about the biggest moron of the world named ANGEL HER LIFE IS A MESS....

I know way to many ways to call someone an idiot, so I have decided to share them with you. Thinking of insulting someone, but don't want to get in trouble, read this book! Warning: It is not my fault if a grammar teacher is there when you call this idiot an idiot and you get detention.

Punk Tactics by Joey Valence, Brae: : A group chat full of stupid idiot morons

camila is the girl who has all the boys chasing after her. i mean she's technically perfect. andy on the other hand is just another girl in the band, nothing special. they've been best friends since preschool, they're inseparable. but it's the first year of high school, and everything's about to change.

"I swear man, she's got more issues then Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and the Olsen twins, all together." Carson Mathews had it good, great actually: living alone in his apartment ( of course his grandmother still fed him and took his clothes to the cleaners and paid for all of his expenses, but those are just unimportant details), an extremely outgoing gay best friend and another devoted, scared of 10 year old girls one, a Jeep, girls all around him, an addiction to black coffee, a high IQ, great genes and a lip ring. Too bad she had to ruin everything.

Lily is letting Sean go. Sean is just playing her. So, will she be his friend with benefits or will she forget him.?

My oh so strange convos with an AI

Join Sharfina Hagrid along with the famous entitled 'boy who lived' as well as Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley in their bizzare adventures throughout their Hogwarts years as they meet new friends along the way untill they finally defeat the dark lord himself

You and me make 2. Humans are red blooded. When punched, their skin grows blue. I'm no stranger to wuv me flu. Buddy is yellow, and Frankie Bombshell is too. I bellow a scream. YET I have no mouth. ON the other side is you. I feel nothing but pain. It's driving me insane. I have to train myself to forget. I know on the other side is you. You are the reason for suffering. I can not. I can't stop YOU. YOU MONSTER. I can't fight you. I can't hold back my disgust for you. I can't get behind you. A DEAL with her stops ME. You are on the same plane as HER. Another reality seems so far away butt it can't be as I see you every day.

it's just about me, about my bad english grammar and about YOU :)

A one shot from Kaichou wa maid-sama anime. A silly BoyxBoy between Yukimura Shōichirō and Aratake Gōuki.

These are the dumbest tweets that I have seen or heard of. I got this idea from MostAmazing Top 10.

"I'm not perfect, But the life is worth it..." - Ray Ray. Ariel Thomas' life isn't the most ideal, and to her, life really isn't worth it. Until one thing; one crazy encounter, changes her whole life around. How will she deal? Is her life changing for the best or the worst? "Where there's good, there's bad. Where there's bad, there's good." - Me. Ariel Thomas better remember that, because her life depends on it. . . A Mindless Behavior Fan Fiction A YOMO Production ©2011-2012

Senior year of high school. All about partying and having fun right? Wrong. When Tori and her best friends, Taylor and Elle start liking the new boy, they are desperate to become his girlfriend. But as their friendship gets torn apart, they become enemies, and more is expected from each other. As the three girls fight over one boy, pranks are played, friendships are torn, and hearts are broken. Who’ll win?

A poem to a girl born out of Ireland

Sa mura niyang edad ay natuto na siyang humanap ng pagkakakitaan at tumayo sa sariling paa dahil sa hirap ng buhay. Lahat ay sinikap niya kahit mahirapan siya at malayo sa pamilya. All she want is to finish her studies and find a decent job to support back her family that she left in their province. After the unexpected incident, unti-unting nagbago ang takbo ng kaniyang buhay. Unti-unting nalimutan ang dapat niyang gawin. Ang dahilan ng paglayo niya at ang dahilan ng lahat ng pagsisikap niya ay na set aside nang panandalian. Paano niya mapaninindigan ang misyon niya rito sa ibang lugar? Paano guguluhin ng systema ang kaniyang tahimik na mundo? Ang pagdating ba ng estrangherong ito ay magiging mabuti para sa kaniya o magiging masama para sa kaniya? Subaybayan si Dessa Nicholette Margallo sa kaniyang roller coaster ride journey dito sa kwento na pinamagatang 'THREE SLAPS, YOU MORON !"

Imagine this. You walk in winter at ten in the morning just to return your library book, the crunchy snow drenching your legs while the chilling air bites into your lungs. You get to the library. You fall asleep while reading a book. When you wake up, you find everyone gone and realise you're trapped in the dark and gloomy library. What do you do? Find out in this short story;)