Mustache Stories

;) read this if ur horney <3 Dr. Phi'l always fills the void ;))))))))))) eheheheh yummy. Warning: The secks, the yeehaw, we woohoo in the dark

Patricia Equos lives among humans. She eats with them. She plays with them. She works with them. She steals from them. But Patricia is a horse. A childhood incident involving a permanent marker and a mustache covered her heart with a layer of ice, fueling Patricia's hate towards humankind. Revenge will be hers, and she can never get enough. Meanwhile, Detective Abby's dirty little secret is in the hands of her enemy, and Patricia will never let her forget it.

Hi, I'm Danice, but my skateboard budds call me DD. I am a christian. I love to skateboard. I don't go shopping with my BFF's....NO! People call me a tomboy. But trust me.....I am sometimes a way "girly girl!" I always wear converse and my friends say I'm obssesed. Whatever! I don't dress all that....I dress normaly. If you don't like me then....Bye! I will hate you forever. Might as well check you on my enemy list.......

Goatees, beards, sideburns or any other creative types of facial hair were strictly forbidden, but the employee handbook said I could have a mustache

What has become of the human race, where a thick moustache is as sparse as the wise politician? Or an eyeglass only accompanied by prissy capitalists? Where is the class of mankind, the rogues and bohemians, the moustaches and chaos that follows them at every turn? They have been waiting for you... here.

"Slowly fading away... You're lost and so afraid. Where is the hope in a world so cold? Looking for a distant light, someone who could save a life. You're living in fear that no one will hear your cries. Can you save me now?" -Red Rhyssa has always been afraid of living, afraid of herself, running away from that she cannot understand. Donovan is an example of this. She despises Donovan for what he is but she is forever drawn to him. Can she keep evading and thwarting him? Or will she finally face him and be lost in the man she loathes? And in the end, what choice will she make or SHOULD she make?

The dragons laughed at Dekx for being different. But one day he makes an example of ginos. The one who scarred his eye. After that Dekx went insane. Murdering the leader of the dragons and becoming the dreadful host of the dragon pack. In part one he's just a kid.

Enforcing justice is exactly what these two bros are (not) made for. No crime or mystery goes unsolved (well...) or unpunished! I do not own the art for the cover photo nor do I own Rooster Teeth's "RWBY". If you know the owner of the artwork for the cover photo please PM me so I can recognize them.

"What a stupid lemon." I sighed. "What a sick masochistic lion." he smirked no punctuation. no capital letters. Let's do this lemongrab x edward cullen

It started as a dream, but it wasn't. We find the world where humans are enslaved by sombrero wearing, mustache sporting, unicorns. Joe must fight to overrule his father; Señor Unistache III, to gain back his freedom.

After 3 months the squirrel tail must /must/ come off.

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Chris is so in love with his mustache that it's gonna cost him his life someday! 🙄

One shots about an undisclosed boy with a mustache, they range from short one shots to possibly multiple parters. Uses (Y/N) *Requests Open* Our dearest apologies, Iona and Jian.

Don't read this. I hate this story and I also hate myself

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