Notmyrodrick Stories

My hand kills after the first chapter

Jackie Flint(they/them) and Rodrick Heffley(he/him?) had been friends ever since they had first moved into Plainview, all sarcasm, rock music, and rough edges since the very beginning. So naturally the two of them got along great and often worked as a team to torture Greg. But what Rod didn't know is that Jackie had a little crush that had managed to survive for years despite their best efforts. And Rodrick had some hidden feelings for them himself. friends to lovers and a slow burn, a little fluff and eventual smut. Very heavily based on the movies so sorry if it doesn't always make sense to those who haven't seen the movies. All rights belong to 20th century fox and the creators, the only thing here that's mine is my OC. Please be nice, this is just the product of an old hyper fixation! Also, I don't know much about the early 2000's so I've modernized a couple things.

Spaghetti is art and I love it

your name is y/n and you are moving from a small town in North Carolina to a place called plainview with your dad and older brother. you were nervous and sad to leave your old friends but excited for a new start, when one day you hear knocks at your bedroom window...

She plays guitar, He plays drums. Shes a soft girl, hes an emo. And somehow, they fit together. #notmyrodrick

this a joke satire #notmyrodrick

Ever since you moved to Plainview you've had a crush on Greg's older brother Rodrick. Rodrick has always seen you as his little brother's friend, but does he really feel the same way? ***Also on Quotev & Archive Of Our Own*** #5 in #diaryofawimpykid

Rodrick needs a guitar player for his band, löded diper. What happens when his new guitar player ends up looking like corn anus and a transgender mulan? At the end of this story, we are going to roast the new rodrick. We hope you like our story, we only want to support daddy Rodrick and disintegrate the new rodrick :)

(Y/n) is the new girl in school, she is also well known for her roles in horror movies but she doesn't like to brag about that. She is the most popular girl at her new school with multiple guys chasing after her but only one boy had caught her eye but what will happen between them?

My whole life is gone after I finish

Y/n moves to Plainview from Florida with her mother after recent and tragic events to have a fresh start in life. Y/n moves in next door to the Heffley family and sooner or later starts to bond with the boy next door. What will happen with Y/n and Rodrick?? read to find out :)) I DO NOT OWN ANY OT THE CHARACTERS IN THIS NOVEL 14/01/21 - #15 notmyrodrick

Not my rodrick

It's the year 2020. The world is in total chaos: BTS had disbanded, Kanye had won the US election, and Donald Trump is no longer president. On his way to America to visit his auntie, Jacob Sartorius, Suga stumbles upon an American diplomat on his way to the airport. It was love at first sight, it seemed. "Who are you?" Suga asked the attractive stranger. He paused. "I am.." rEMEMBER TO DO KNOT STEEL!!!! it'S miNE IMADE IT MYSELF ORIGINAL ASF BOIII 😩😩😩😩😩👌👌👌👌 (((trollfic))))

First chapter is out! I am currently working on chapter 2. This isn't exactly a Rodrick x Reader, but you can insert yourself into the main character! They are ambiguously gendered and unnamed, although there might be a slight male lean because I'm a guy and that just appears in my writing sometimes. The main character is a writer for the school newspaper and lives across the street from Rodrick. They have been assigned to write an article about Löded Diper and go to interview the band, wacky stuff ensues obviously. There are also some edits and memes I made at the end of the story if you are interested. Warning! Bill and Rodrick are together at the beginning of the story. There are also swears and inappropriate jokes. (I mean, it's a bunch of 17 year olds in a goth band idk what you expect)

this is a worship book for my papi chulo rodrick heffley aka devon bostick please vote 69/69 on my book

#NotMYRodrick how dare they replace my og emo daddy imagine of devon bostick & rodrick heffley

Maggie moves in across the street from a drummer boy who is always making noise. What happens when shes in a bad mood and cant take the racket