Nochill Stories

in which life is just too bloody fantastic. cover by @guacardo

A literary genius, who's not exactly lacking anything in his bank account, agrees to take on an apprentice. However, he never expects it to be a girl. Let alone a girl like her. ** Devyn Whitaker has always wanted to pursue her dream of writing books and being a literature professor. So, naturally, when she's faced with the opportunity to win an apprenticeship with world renowned author, Peter Hardin, she snatches it. She wins the apprenticeship, unbeknownst to the fact that Peter picked her himself. Except he picked her under the pretense that Devyn was a guy. He had a lovely picture painted in his head of what new his roommate would be like. Until he opens the door to find the exact opposite. ** "You'd think a well educated girl like yourself wouldn't speak with such vulgar words." "And you'd think any man with a brain or natural instincts would take what I've openly offered to you." ** Awaiting a cover. Until I make one for this, it'll stay blank Partially inspired by The Mathematician by The Biblical Sinner (I'll tag Olli in the story at some point).

This book is going to be like the archives of my friends' best moments. It will also contain some other stuff, but it's mostly about crackheads, so...

S L O W U P D A T E S "The tragedy of this world is that no one is happy, whether stuck in a time of pain... or joy." A L A N L I G H T M A N Cover by @-averagesky

Alexa San Roman is in a band and plays shows every week at little bars, not expecting much but loving every moment. She never would have thought to meet a girl who makes her feel at home. (The title is taken from a song by Explosions In The Sky)

RANDOM STUFF!! STUFF YOU LIKE!! STUFF YOU DO IN YOUR DAILY LIFE!!

Isaac and Charlie went to go Christmas shopping, but Santa wasn't a holly jolly fella TW: you'll become depressed (you'll see why)

This story I maid up one day because I was bored so sorry if it kinda sucks. Thank you for reading

Prepare urself for eye rape

Need a good roast to roasts some dumb shit? Well here you have it, a collection of hilarious roasts and comebacks that will make everyone shut the fuck up and make you look like a genius. Your welcome, Enjoy :-)

"You aren't a fabulous muffin!" ••• In which Rachel is an absolute savage with the need to express Joe Keerys beauty!

Boss ass fuck. nigga ion give a fuck btw RiRi Sis

A girl named ORPHAN #1 escapes from a biased orphanage and is planning revenge along with an unknown BOY 😉 and encounter many ODD 😉 creatures and THINGS 😉

This is the tale of high school boy named Kade Lawrence and how he found lov- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Um no. Just no. This is about me being my boss ass self. Breaking hearts,giving advice and slapping some sense into these hoes I call friends. 'Bout 'tale of a high school bo-' What do you thinks this is? Notebook? Who hired this narrator? Get lost buddy I'll handle it from here.

Goals basically. Enjoy and read my other books too.

So i've seen a lot of my friends doing rant stories and i just wanted to give it a try. Here goes me raging about everything :)

Literally a book of dreams. I've gotten tired of writing my dreams in a book and then hiding them under my loose floorboard so I decided to write my secrets to the public?!? What am I thinking? Well whatever, what could go wrong? The names of the people I've dreamt about will be their initials for their privacy and mines. It could be anyone and so could I. I can't tell you exactly that there will be happy endings to any of my "sleep living" experiences so it is not technically a cloud nine, but I call this my cloud nine because anyone could do anything in their dreams. They could go anywhere and meet anyone. They could be whatever and whoever they want. In dreams they are totally themselves. And that to me is a cloud nine. A total "paradise." For all of you who can agree. Dreams can be a little weird sometimes. So this is a warning that some chapters may have explicit content.