Nolife Stories

They're just a hater...

I'm a girl who live after quotes, so if you are reading these quotes, Welcome To My World

Hey! You! Yeah I'm talking to you! What you're going to read isn't what you think it is! It's a big mess out of dumb things, stuff and ideas! So if you don't want to become a stupid human(like le me), don't read! But if you choose to ignore the big CAUTION sign slapped into your face, good luck ~

I'm a girl who live after quotes, so if you are reading these quotes, Welcome To My World

A story about a young girl going into yr 10 and she meets two friends who want her. WARNING THIS IS GONNA HAVE TONS OF MISTAKES AND MIGHT NOT MAKE SENCE BC I AINT ACTUALLY TRYING TO MAKE THIS GOOD.

So, the last one got deleted. Good, because it was SHIT. So enjoy the new one.

"A meme a day keeps thy dweebs at bay"-Me 10/21/18 Daily memes of boku no hero academia I've found on thy internet Oof going to go strong for 200 days in a row a day shall not be skipped. Started: October 21, 2018 Ended: May 9, 2019 #1 in Qualitymemes (03/26/19) #1 in gottasomeemsomewhere (03/26/19) #1 in nolife (03/28/19) #2 in love me (03/26/19) #2 in kms (03/28/19)

fanfic <3 love all my rat fans ;))

Caution ⚠ this story is cringy af (Chapter 1 ✔) (Chapter 2 ✔) (Chapter 3 ✔) (Chapter 4 ✔) (Chapter 5✔ ) You are 18 years old, you live in a really small(but nice) apartment, you won the lottery when you were in your teens so you don't really need to do anything at all, so you just stay in your apartment, your a YouTube signer thing that plays the ukelele because you have nothing better to do with your life, you can just order food from home because the internet is a thing. But you've been so disconnected from the world that you didn't know that monsters were a thing in the modern world. What happens when you finally have to meet one?

I'm bored, help.

Tags, rants and my unlife (aka lack of a life) for you to enjoy.

Anything funny that happened that I wanted to share or assignments that I wrote this year!

It's hard to believe it but I have friends and this is gay fanfiction of them. Get ready to N U T.

exactly what the title says

I mean, it's in the title. *A collection of midnight thoughts and happenings* *** EXCERPTS *** "My mom would somehow figure out that I was going to sneak out literally by the intensifying of my breathing after I got that text from the guy saying 'come over, i got you an uber.'" *** "So, I got upset, and I started yelling at him, saying 'So, it's totally cool if you walk around without any underwear on, but when I am going through a horrible but natural process that all women go through, YOU SHIELD YOUR EYES?!'" *** "Honestly, these nights where I stay up so late that I begin to convince myself I have a sleeping disorder are the nights that have kept me sane."

Tags and stuff Cover by Slaylinson

RP UwU 🌿-RP żyje, zapisy otwarte 🍂-RP żyje, zapisy zamknięte 🌹-RP nie aktywne, zapisy zamknięte 🥀-RP umarło

ဝတ္ထုမဟုတ်ပါဘူး ကိုယ်ခံစားရတာတေကိုရေးမှာမို့ ဖတ်ချင်ဖတ် မဖတ်ချင်နေ i don't fucking care ☺

"Let's do something fun," I said with a mischievous smile. Tiff frowned at me and glared, "What is it?" She was suspicious of me, rightfully so, I have some ideas that are very out there at times. "I don't know, like go to some party and get drunk or something. We should do those stereotypical high school things, it could be fun," I tried to appeal my idea to Tiff. Growing up I thought high school would be like Glee, High School Musical, and some other teen books and shows. "Wait, really?" Was the first thing Tiff said before continuing, "I'd be down, but how?" Shit. I hadn't thought that far ahead. In movies and books, people get invited or just know about any parties going on. I wasn't a total loser at school, but no one I was close to could get us into a party. "I'm not sure, lol." Of course the response was her signature glare of doneness. - Two girls one cup. Oh shit, no that's not what I mean--shit, get it? Two girls, one adventure for fun, excluding any possibilities of excretion. Follow the story of two girls living in Los Angeles who do nothing but sit at home on their phones, experiencing life through others. Tiffany and Maddie venture online and in person to find a party. They want to live like people in the movies, but it's not as simple as they thought it would be.