Nooffence Stories

Seriously guys, just don't.

Just me getting stuff off my chest.

***This is a joke. Do not get triggered, for I repeat, this is a joke. No disrespect intended, just my sarcastic-ass version of the Bible, with more swear words. And sarcasm.***

JUNGKOOK'S HAIRY APPLE IS TAEHYUNG AND HE WONDERS IF HE IS EDIBLE.

Hey what upppp my dudes red this please

This is a parody fanfic which contains all the cliché events you'll ever think of! If you feel offended please keep reading to realize how stupid you sound when you write! And literally all the stuff written is a parody even the authors' notes! (If you feel disturbed don't report lol!) All the love Xx -pteto

The title says it all. No more is needed to be said other than the fact that I dont intend to offend anyone by making this book. Its just something to because I'm bored. ENJOY!!

Everything has its own pros and cons You just need to find them

read the title hehe

Glow ur seconds with amazing collection of poems! 😍 Just require few minutes towards your self love❤ Because in your busy hour's schedule These will lit your day...!! 😉 Have a look... It's free🤭

Just as the cover says Everything MEN know about WOMEN. This is no hate to men.

RANDOM SENTENCES!!!!!!!

T I t l e

On 13th April 1919, in India, a large crowd gathered in the enclosed ground of Jallianwala Bagh - some to protest against the British government's repressive measures, others to attend the annual Baishakhi Fair. These people were unaware of the imposition of Martial Law in the city. Suddenly, General Dyer marched there with armoured troops. They blocked the exit points from the Bagh and opened fire upon the innocent citizens. Hundreds of innocent people including women and children were killed on this day. Dyer's purpose in doing so was to 'produce a moral effect' and terrorise the Satyagrahis. This is a true story, that took place in colonial India. My intention in writing this is only to give respect to the innocents who died that day.

Just sum memes collab with @nafinafu18 with sum kpop mix with regular memes

I created this book so I could rant without having to post a message on my message board. So... Yeah. Be prepared for the butt hurt. Disclaimer! I do not intend to aim any of these rants at anyone. So, if you have been offended, I'M SORRY!!!

this is just me hating on things, sorry if i have offended you by any way.

Have a laugh bitches

That was the night of 16 February 1999 , when everything changed . The odour of blood was dizzying me, I was surrounded in a room with dim lights and the fresh cuts were a sign that the gang was around.This struggle was like a start of a new movie I was gonna see and the pain seemed only the beginning. The rope was hugging me in an indifferent manner as the place was eccentric, I didn't have had the idea to escape,but I was desperate to find my wife,I can feel the wounds burning but healing as soon as the thought of her... .I . . . . . A RDJ fanfiction