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ArunikaRaghuvanshi- Reads 198
- Parts 1
On 13th April 1919, in India, a large crowd gathered in the enclosed ground of Jallianwala Bagh - some to protest against the British government's repressive measures, others to attend the annual Baishakhi Fair. These people were unaware of the imposition of Martial Law in the city. Suddenly, General Dyer marched there with armoured troops. They blocked the exit points from the Bagh and opened fire upon the innocent citizens. Hundreds of innocent people including women and children were killed on this day. Dyer's purpose in doing so was to 'produce a moral effect' and terrorise the Satyagrahis. This is a true story, that took place in colonial India. My intention in writing this is only to give respect to the innocents who died that day.+20 more- Reads 198
emoxnerd- Reads 5,568
- Parts 9
"I wanna make a bet," "A bet?" "Yes.I bet I can make you fall in love with me," he said whilst smirking. For Draco the plan was simple. Get the girl, prove himself and then leave. He'd done it many times so what difference would Hermoine make? Right? He was wrong. Oh so wrong. Proposing the bet was just the start of his plan. What he didn't know was that Hermoine Jean Granger was one tough nut to crack. But......there was a catch. She was playing too. How may you ask? The first one to say 'I love you' loses. But things aren't always what they seem and soon they both are struck with problems that may end this game once in for all. Bumping into each other in a rundown club in the middle of Greece was just the start of this bumpy roller coaster. Cheaters are caught, redemptions are made and there's a whole lot of drama. Can they make it?- Reads 5,568
yourbestfriend101- Reads 37
- Parts 1
INTRO One day a little boy named tim met his long lost african brother tam , what tim didnt know was tam had ebola this produces trouble between tim and tam+1 more- Reads 37
Lesbian930298347- Reads 59
- Parts 3
What happens when the line between friends and lovers is crossed? Jess and Rachel have been best friends since the two met in their first year of school. Rachel has always been there for Jess, through her struggles with Levi and getting over him after he betrayed her. After Levi is out of the picture Jess feels a familiar feeling in her chest whenever Rachel is near, she doesn't understand what it is. Rachel sees that Jess is hurt and needs some sort of connection, Rachel has always been there for Jess, and she always will be. Rachel vowed to never leave Jess's side and to love her for all eternity, even if Jess doesn't love her back.+22 more- Reads 59
Tesssaaa_- Reads 313
- Parts 10
I just wanna write something funny and I basically have no idea how so I am writing this. NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE AND THIS IS JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT OKAY? OKAY. PLEASE LEAVE SUGGESTIONS.- Reads 313
Xforever_jj- Reads 4
- Parts 1
Have you ever just sat in a room and start to think like really think? The world around you beings to stop and the air in your lungs gets knocked right out your chest?..... because your just thinking, thinking of life, and what's been going on around you. I'm not a writer my "stories " are inspired by songs and others stuff I see and hear.- Reads 4
bexyyybabess- Reads 16
- Parts 3
Dinah is 37 single had a daughter called tessa she's 15 and she adopted Cathy calvert she's 18 cathy has a kid Amy she's 1 she calls Dinah nanna or nonna Spike is divorced with 3 daughters Lily,rose,Beth they are triplets they 15 they go to school with tessa Dinahs dad returns he's abusive- Reads 16
![WATTPAD RANTS! [NARUTO FANFICS] by -ShinraTensei-](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/186400858-256-k745167.jpg)
-ShinraTensei-- Reads 35
- Parts 2
I read Naruto fanfics but some I don't like NO OFFENSE TO NARUTO FF AUTHORS!¡+3 more- Reads 35
Llama-corn_of_KFC- Reads 371
- Parts 32
The title says it all. No more is needed to be said other than the fact that I dont intend to offend anyone by making this book. Its just something to because I'm bored. ENJOY!!- Reads 371
Ashley_loves_food463- Reads 128
- Parts 5
Here are some questions that would test your opinion based on life..... Sooo would you read this or ignore it??- Reads 128
yourroleplayfan1- Reads 192
- Parts 16
You'll find out throughout the story about your life as a 15 year old- Reads 192
crazyancarefree_xox- Reads 334
- Parts 6
That was the night of 16 February 1999 , when everything changed . The odour of blood was dizzying me, I was surrounded in a room with dim lights and the fresh cuts were a sign that the gang was around.This struggle was like a start of a new movie I was gonna see and the pain seemed only the beginning. The rope was hugging me in an indifferent manner as the place was eccentric, I didn't have had the idea to escape,but I was desperate to find my wife,I can feel the wounds burning but healing as soon as the thought of her... .I . . . . . A RDJ fanfiction- Reads 334
sunpoetry- Reads 36,948
- Parts 14
A compilation of all the things you can find in every one direction fan fiction.- Reads 36,948
potterhead_bailey- Reads 11
- Parts 3
True story but substituting the names I know I was stupid to think they liked me back- Reads 11
