Nooffense Stories

Jokes and randomness. These are not my own, so please understand this! Also, none of these should cause offense, as they are not meant to offend you, you being blonde, stupid, or whatever. But read on!

skrivefeil er min aestetic. froventer ikke at noen ser dette, det er bare min samfunsfrustrasjon. Ikke tenk på det.

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I need something to rant to some times and this is going to be it so fuck off if you don't like it and I wanna do this and I do what I want! Yes I am Loki.... At least to my friends and the name that I changed my real name so I am Loki.

Wattpad is a fantastic website and app. Many, many talented authors and astoundingly good books can be found here... But. (Of course there's a but. There's always a but. There is no escape from the but.) There are an unfortunate amount of grammar and syntax casualties strewn across the (relatively peaceful, I'll give it that much) battleground that is Wattpad. We must at least TRY to rectify this regrettable situation, non? This little book is a call to arms, a rallying cry, to all Wattpaders with novels, poems, rant books, ANYTHING in their "Works" section! Because the cold, hard truth is that no word is safe from misspellings. No. Word. Is. Safe. (insert dramatic movie soundtrack music here) (maybe an explosion or two as well) Copyrighted. :)

My thoughts my expression.. No offence to anyone.. Love ♡ ..Sagarika.. NOTE: -Bashing has never been good and I soulfully recommend you to stay way. -Plagiarism is a crime, hope you won't do it.

Sometimes we just want things , things to be perfect for us , we imagine them as such too, so did Carol but , not everytime things go the way we want ...... Carol is 23 and Gideon is 25 . They fall in love in times they don't even realise themselves to be in Love . Let's feel the charisma , this is my first work so I know there will be mistakes please excuse me : )

read the title hehe

Love is truly a great thing in this world. There are make things evidently found in history! Around and across the world you may find many proofs of true and great love. People do so many wonderful things for love. One such incident is the love of Mumtaz and Shah Jahan. Even though he married more than once,its said that his love for Mumtaz never faded. His love was so pure that he build a monument- the Jaj Mahal for her. But is it true? Did he really build it? What is the story about the taj mahal? Read this documentation and find out! (***NO OFFENCE)

On 13th April 1919, in India, a large crowd gathered in the enclosed ground of Jallianwala Bagh - some to protest against the British government's repressive measures, others to attend the annual Baishakhi Fair. These people were unaware of the imposition of Martial Law in the city. Suddenly, General Dyer marched there with armoured troops. They blocked the exit points from the Bagh and opened fire upon the innocent citizens. Hundreds of innocent people including women and children were killed on this day. Dyer's purpose in doing so was to 'produce a moral effect' and terrorise the Satyagrahis. This is a true story, that took place in colonial India. My intention in writing this is only to give respect to the innocents who died that day.

I created this book so I could rant without having to post a message on my message board. So... Yeah. Be prepared for the butt hurt. Disclaimer! I do not intend to aim any of these rants at anyone. So, if you have been offended, I'M SORRY!!!

I just wanna write something funny and I basically have no idea how so I am writing this. NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE AND THIS IS JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT OKAY? OKAY. PLEASE LEAVE SUGGESTIONS.

Everything has its own pros and cons You just need to find them

Wait for part two! If u liked the story please like and comment.....thanks😆

What happens when the line between friends and lovers is crossed? Jess and Rachel have been best friends since the two met in their first year of school. Rachel has always been there for Jess, through her struggles with Levi and getting over him after he betrayed her. After Levi is out of the picture Jess feels a familiar feeling in her chest whenever Rachel is near, she doesn't understand what it is. Rachel sees that Jess is hurt and needs some sort of connection, Rachel has always been there for Jess, and she always will be. Rachel vowed to never leave Jess's side and to love her for all eternity, even if Jess doesn't love her back.

my friend here nataly told me to write a wattpad so im just gonna write whatever comes to mind