Nvm Stories

*I want to end it all, But You keep me alive, Because I know You, I know That You'll go after me.* Hello everybody. I am The Dead Inside Comedian and I'll be your host. Sometimes when you feel down you think things. Do things. Like eat the whole ice cream by yourself. Or something else... Okay, serious now. There are other ways. I write everything down. And so here it goes. Here goes nothing...

Photoshop Funnies is a book where I upload pictures I have edited that I think are funny, please feel free to recommend a picture for me to photoshop ;)

Me ranting about myself it's really nothing much I'll leave it at that I mean it's all in the title but I'm pretty sure I'm just a cis women

Nothing, it's your choice to peek in or not. enjoy! P. S. NO DAMNED PLAGIARISM OR IMMA HUNT YOU-

Harvey never planned to become a parent at 19, but life never really gave him a choice. After years of living with a drunk mother and no father in sight, he takes his little brother Oliver and leaves home for good. No goodbye, no looking back. And honestly? Their mom doesn't even seem to care they're gone. Now it's just the two of them against the world. Harvey works exhausting shifts at a Walmart near their crappy apartment, trying to make enough money to survive, while 7-year-old Oliver keeps getting into fights at school and acting like he has something to prove. Harvey's drowning in bills, stress, and responsibility, trying to be strong for both of them even when he's falling apart himself. He's convinced this is all his life will ever be - until he meets someone unexpected. A special person who slowly changes his life in ways he never thought possible. Her name is..

The Time Leak contains short stories, all written by me, Sophia Shah. This Book is -Not- finished. I try my hardest to add as many stories as possible. I hope you enjoy this! Peace :)

this book is abt me. so yea its gonna be smooth and soft but hard and wild like me.

I haven't finished or edited this yet so don't have high expectations. There's two parts of the story. There's a narrator and the narrators story. I don't know what else to put in here. Roses are red He shows no remorse Santa clause is joining the terrorist force He deflects your blaster He ends your party faster But most importantly He does not grant you rank of master (True Star Wars fans would understand) Baby lock em doors and turn the lights down low (Insert photo of Texas kogane) Thanos: *snaps* Spider-Man: *dies* Marvel: *releases Spider-Man: far from home trailer Thanos: am I a joke to you? My finger: is wet Touch ID: wait a minute, who are you? We are the crystal gems We'll always save the day And if you think we can't We'll always find da wae. Britain: Excuse me Mexico: Perdon Italy: Permesso France: Pardon Canada: Sorry America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick Her: I'm leaving you Me: is it because I named all of our pets after rappers Her: No it's because this house is overrun with farm animals Me: Fine, well me and Kendrick llama and Chance the Rabbit and Childish Lambino and Notorious PIG and Dr.Ney and Quacklemore don't need you anymore. 1273 down the Rockefeller street Life is marchin' on, do you feel that? 1273 down the Rockefeller street Everything is more than surreal. "We're no strangers to loooooove. You know the rules, and SO DO IIII. Words words words words words. uhhhhhhhhh..... ANY OTHER GUY. Iiiii just wanna tell you how I'm feelingggggg, gotta make you, UNDERSTAND. NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP. NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWWWWN. NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOU. NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY. NEVER GONNA SAYYYYYYY GOODBYEEE. NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE, AND, HURT YOU!" -Rick Astley

Eat potato. Random stuff. If some of the images don't come up, blame wattpad>:( not me :)

I was gonna do a Reader x Canada but I couldn't find a picture of Mathew So sorry!!! Desc: TJ (Tyler Jane) Is just a normal kid I know but for some reason something weird is going on and she is stopped by a fight of boys.. Can you help her on her journey?

Is it okay to be zero?

what you read is what there are

i said don't read

Literally the title?

DONT MIND THIS

Ugh