Obamacare Stories

When your cat steals your date rape pills

Who do employee benefit packages benefit?

Wrench in wall is hot. No homo.

#MINHO: starving isn't a choice, it's a decision.

Yee-hee-haw.

"Devoshka, you are the Crimea to my Motherland" he whispered in my ear. "I will take you down to Wonderland." I could feel my heart thumping in my chest as I looked into those pale greyish blue eyes. He's handsome, he's dangerous, he's. . . My Vladimir. Yamamoto Akira 2016

buckle in folks this is going to be the sexiest thing you ever read

❝ When two powerful leaders are forced to choose between their people, or each other, what will they pick? ❞ ✩°｡ ⋆⸜ 🎧✮ All characters depicted are 18+

Working a tiresome, tedious job as an American, Obama Care begins seeking something greater than his current repetitive lifestyle. After leaving his hometown Buttsex, he ventures into the tremendously vast, diverse Putin City in which he meets his most faithful companions and his most corrupt, vile adversaries; in the midst of this, a certain young man catches his attention: charismatic, captivating, chthonic Jimmy Neutron. Will Obama be able to maintain his new lifestyle? Will he win over the chilled, sharp heart of Jimmy? And will he be able to endure his newfound enemies? Read to find out.