Historias de Offensive

දන්නවද වස්තුව කෙනෙක් වයසින් පරිණත වෙන්න වෙන්නම ඒ කෙනාගෙ හිතේ තියෙන ආදරෙත් ටික ටික එකතු වෙලා ලොකුම ලොකු ආදරයක් ඒ කෙනාගෙ හදවත අස්සෙ පිරිලා තියෙනවලු..ඉතින් මට අවසර දෙනවද උබේ නමට මගේ පපුව රත් කරවලා ආදරේ පුරවගන්න..දවසින් දවස පපුව රත් කරවලා මගේ පපුව පුරාවට ගොඩක් ශක්තිමත් ආදරයක් පුරවගන්න මට අවසර දෙනවද මගේ වස්තුව..මම පොරොන්දු වෙනවා උබ ආදරේ ඉල්ලන දවසට පපුව අස්සෙ කැකෑරෙන ආදරේ එක බිදක්වත් ඉතුරු නොවෙන්න අරගෙන උබට දෙනවා කියලා..ආයෙමත් බැරියෑ උබේ නමින් පපුව අස්සට ආදරේ පුරෝගන්න..ඉතින් මගේ වස්තුව මට එකම එක අවස්ථාවක් දෙනවද කිසිම තහන්චියක් නොදා උබේ ඔය හිත අස්සට රිංගගන්න ම්ම් මම පොරොන්දු වෙන්නම් මගේ ආදරෙන් උබව පුරවනවා කියලා.. කිසිම තහන්චියක් නොදා හිත අස්සට රිංගන්න දෙන්නම් කවමදාවත් අත්හරින්නෙ නැහැ කියලා පොරොන්දු උනෝතින්.. 🛑කතෘ අවසරයකින් තොරව උපුටා ගැනීම තහනම්!! TK NONFIC To

i have so many memes they are so fucked up let me share it

- 𝘼 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙬𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙙 𝐄𝐬𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐖. 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙠𝙞𝙙𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝐀𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐓. 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙨. "𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙨𝙖𝙠𝙚!" "𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙣𝙤 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙣. 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 100𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣?" 𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙖𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙨. "𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀'𝙎 𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙀𝙔 𝙉𝙊𝙒?!"

Alex just moved back to new york after 8 years.Running into people,friends and a cute hot boy named John Laurens. But Alex has a little mind trick that rare.They soon start coming together and they both cause trouble. But when a certain someone moves back breaking their unseen love. Cover art not mine🖤

get ready im not holding back

there was no need for this but i am bored so let's add something else dumb to the inter webs

Most of them are stolen from Tumblr Edit: How are people still finding this story I-

These are totally 100% original. Not stolen. I do do that. Not me. Publishing 5 at a time. 👌👌👌

Just sum weird stuff that comes out of my mouth.

A bunch of short stories that me and my friend Kindra wrote together in class. {WARNING: SOME OF THESE STORIES GET KINDA WEIRD/MESSED UP}

Descendent of violent arts and blood of the Aesir, from an average life full of modern media and nothing out of the ordinary until she discovers her true nature after being tangled in a deadly situation. First thing ever published, apologies for punctuation it's not my strong suit.

such a beautiful hybrid, of chaos and grace. a magnetic angel with a golden face. a thrill for danger and a volatile mind. such a hypnotic being separate from mankind. shrouded in devotion, him as my guide. I'll be his bonnie and he'll be my clyde (OFFENSIVE)

Mexican is the way to go!

collection of poems written by me, UNSTABLE is an introspection into society, its behavior, and how it affects the human heart. It also explores the analysis of complex situations within the common mind and family environment. It is offensive and irritating because it is irritating to see society's behavior toward people who are not equal, more specifically how the world views the gospel: unstable. It is also offensive, because sometimes we don't want to acknowledge the things that are within us. Being unstable means not being aligned with what the world is used to, what the world does not accept.

Disclaimer: I am an African American female who is pan. Practically all my friends aka the people who said most of these quotes are also black or at least a mix. About a handful of them are apart of the LGBTQ+ community. This contains dark humor and some things that some people may feel uncomfortable reading about. A LOT OF THESE WERE SAID AS JOKES‼️‼️‼️

it's so obvious it's a rant book where I rant on stupid books

This book is made for you to LAUGH, not getting offended and blaming it on me. So for those with a light-heart or is easily offended, back away from this story and for those who are just cruel minded and sickly humored, well here it is. My list of the most cruel and offensive jokes I could come up with by myself and a few other people.

a book full of memes that keep me going. I don't take credit for any of the pictures featured in this book. If you see a meme that you made and want credit or this book not to feature the photo dm me

I'm here to offend, defend, and pretend.

We'll be pointing out some interesting things in some interesting Wattpad books. But all in all, we just give our opinions on first chapters of books on this website. Think of this book like published in-line comments. Because that's basically what it is. DISCLAIMER: We don't mean to offend any authors or fans. Most of the time one of us has usually read the book and legitimately enjoyed it.