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දන්නවද වස්තුව කෙනෙක් වයසින් පරිණත වෙන්න වෙන්නම ඒ කෙනාගෙ හිතේ තියෙන ආදරෙත් ටික ටික එකතු වෙලා ලොකුම ලොකු ආදරයක් ඒ කෙනාගෙ හදවත අස්සෙ පිරිලා තියෙනවලු..ඉතින් මට අවසර දෙනවද උබේ නමට මගේ පපුව රත් කරවලා ආදරේ පුරවගන්න..දවසින් දවස පපුව රත් කරවලා මගේ පපුව පුරාවට ගොඩක් ශක්තිමත් ආදරයක් පුරවගන්න මට අවසර දෙනවද මගේ වස්තුව..මම පොරොන්දු වෙනවා උබ ආදරේ ඉල්ලන දවසට පපුව අස්සෙ කැකෑරෙන ආදරේ එක බිදක්වත් ඉතුරු නොවෙන්න අරගෙන උබට දෙනවා කියලා..ආයෙමත් බැරියෑ උබේ නමින් පපුව අස්සට ආදරේ පුරෝගන්න..ඉතින් මගේ වස්තුව මට එකම එක අවස්ථාවක් දෙනවද කිසිම තහන්චියක් නොදා උබේ ඔය හිත අස්සට රිංගගන්න ම්ම් මම පොරොන්දු වෙන්නම් මගේ ආදරෙන් උබව පුරවනවා කියලා.. කිසිම තහන්චියක් නොදා හිත අස්සට රිංගන්න දෙන්නම් කවමදාවත් අත්හරින්නෙ නැහැ කියලා පොරොන්දු උනෝතින්.. 🛑කතෘ අවසරයකින් තොරව උපුටා ගැනීම තහනම්!! TK NONFIC

Reacting to controversial K-pop opinions and giving my own opinion. Yes it's my opinions so you might not agree. Don't get offended and write something rude, if you are a sensitive person then don't read.

I rebooted this, mortals. Enjoy.

Poetry

An roleplay lol, involved with dark humar and a bunch of other stuff This Roleplay is OPEN, feel free to check it out

Hanahaki Disease: is a disease where the victim coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love for a monster if the victim is human or the other way around. It can be cured through surgical removal, but when the infection is removed, the victim's feeling for love also disappears. They will never be able to love again, though they will remember having felt it. When monster go through with the procedure, they often times will fall down, as they are made up love and compassion. It I possible that they will survive, but that is only when they occupy themselves with other things such as work or a hobby. Humans, on the other hand, often are perfectly fine, as a human soul doesn't require love to persist in the loving world like a monster. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The monsters were released into the world a few years ago, and the city of Ebott had finally started to get used to it's new residence. Yourself included. You've lived in Ebott City your whole life. You live with your grandfather, and have dreams of opening your own flower shop someday! You thought you've seen it all, when it comes to monster kind, until a certain skeleton monster stumbles into your life one rainy evening and flips your life upside down. This is a Underfell (Bara) Sans x (kindness soul) Reader story. I hope you enjoy!

A boy is reincarnated into the world of My Hero Acadamia. His quirk? To manifest memes into reality as long as the desired meme fits the context...relatively... Line that will be probably used : "KAME...HANE...HAAAAAAAA!!!" "Rip and tear...until it is done..." "Serious Move. Serious Series...Serious Punch." "MACHINE GUN BLOWS" "UNO REVERSE BABY!" "In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap.." "FUS-RODA!" "Can't touch this..." "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!..." "Say hello to my little friend!..." "Hello boys! I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACK!" "THIS! IS! SPARTA!" "Long live the king..." "YOUUU! SHALL NOTTT! PASSSSSS!" "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya...you killed my father...prepare to die..." "Skadoosh" "Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!" "Shouldn't have said that. I should NOT have said that." "Oh yeah. Its big brain time." "Speed...I am speed." "Aw ****. Here we go again" "*Chuckles* I'm in danger." "We don't do that here..." "FBI OPEN UP!" "...wait a minute..." "Ladies and Gentlemen...we got 'em." "Why are you running?! Why are you running?!" "I believe I can flyyyyyyyy!" "YEET!" "I am Iron Man." "My spidey sense is tingling." "I may not look like it, but I'm actually 112 years old..." "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier." "And I love you random citizen!" "Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore..." "My death was...greatly exaggerated..." "Ya like jazz?" "Pikachu! I choose you!" "Hey you! Your finally awake!" "And his name is JOHN CENAAAAA!!!!" "(*confused screaming)" "No no. He's got a point." "Speech Increased [100]" This is going to be mostly a comedy.

People are born . Classes are taken . Lessons are learnt . Literacy is inadequate . Education is a joke. Nihilists should be slaughtered. Gourmand left to starve. Lecherous off the phallus. Vainglorious should live as a loner. IRA to be burnt alive . Societies were built on lies . Wars were won . Infamy is in our blood . People in end die. Hence life is a meaningless joke. Everything we stood for is relative and so delusional ~dark lord

trying to post stuff so uh this is kind of just a hat of south park don't be suprised with offensive stuff cus it's literally south park and spoilers of all seasons

This is a story heavily inspired by Brendan Rogers YouTube video "The Nuclear Family" Follow the link to watch: https://youtu.be/hdjUPGK7-x4

WARNING:This book may contain stuff some people may find offensive I mean like people will find this really really offensive I warned you so I really don't really don't want to see comments saying I'm a racist cause I'm not its just a joke book these jokes will be very crude and mean so if your not comfortable with that type of stuff don't read this book I will warn you in the chapters which jokes will be offensive

Action packed, sex, moonshine and murder; These are just short stories I put together of the ideas for this book I've crafted :) my dumbass can't ever think of a plot so you guys will have to deal with these🤧 WILL CONTAIN: Sex, drugs, murder(violence), bAd lAnguAgE, dark and offensive humor😔✌️

Tony finds true love, and together they find a passion to bring them closer than ever. Whilst adopting Peter Parker, an orphan found on the street, they go through trials and troubles, though they never forget the strengthening love they have for one another.

Enjoy my absolutely meaningful, tear-jerking, dramatic, romantic, short stories. I love you.