Oof Stories

Stupid stuff me and my friends say.

Art oh wonderful ART THE COVER IS NOT MINE!!!!!

I so happened to stumble upon this old wattpad account from 4-5 years ago and now i have this dope idea to redraw all the old art i made and posted in my previous artbooks so also i made the cover so theres no stealing here uwu

It wasn't the first mission they'd been on as a team. In fact, this would be their final mission yet. Unfortunately, strange things start occurring to one of them. And it slowly starts to spread and get out of hand. Welcome to the Skeld 2.0, with Mission F/S41 ready to blast off. But nobody knows this ship too well, or the way around it, or what's inside... but it's alright! They're a crew, a team, the same people and friends since forever! Nothing different about the people; except maybe one... or is it two... now 3... 4... What's going on? It may be time to take a trip... back to the stars... 💫

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A compilation of imagines!

Basically in this I'm gonna list stuff about my ocs. Show pictures of what I try to make them look like. If that makes sense.

When i get tagged I'll put it here

in which 2 idiots sell kondums for the konbats. → a crackfic dedicated to ikon.

anything and everything i find funny that my friends/family and i have said

The biggest boy band, BTS, wants their own Instagram accounts. All 7 of them. Cringy but cute couple Jimin and Jungkook, the 4D alien, Taehyung, The nice, innocent dancing machine Hoseok, the one who wants to be a rock in his next life, Yoongi, World wide handsome, Jin, and Namjoon, their leader, who is done with dealing with them. I wonder what will happen..

"OH HARDER DADDY!" " hUh SOn? " "....."

-Inspiration is in the last chapter ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She's Voldemort's daughter. She's downright evil. At 11 years old, Blue Dankworth Riddle is sent to Hogwarts by her dad to open the Chamber of Secrets and eventually kill Dumbledore. But when she's sorted into crummy stinking Hufflepuff, things begin to change. She realizes being a Hufflepuff isn't bad. Right when she begins to have a change of heart, her new life is outrun by her father's evil plans. Soon, she will have to pick her side. The fate of the second Wizarding war will be ultimately up to her. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rated PG-13 I hope you like this!!! I spent a lot of time on it. A loooot of things happen in this, don't yell at me XD. Byeeee!!!! Blair out! :)

Well I am going to include song lyrics and poetry I write. I will update this every once and a while. Enjoy.

After turning 18, 6 months ago you had finally saved up enough money to leave your beloved city (Melbourne) in Australia. (It's December btw) You've just moved into an okayyyy apartment in London four days ago and you decide that you want to explore the streets of London. You think finding a good coffee shop would be a great start. Although not how you thought your morning would go, you enjoyed it with a certain someone you met along the way...

So, Imma be saying the celebrity's that I ship and why. Some answers might not be as long as others because my mind is SO empty and blank rn but STAY TUNED!!! Vote, comment, and follow me! TY!

A collab with @-BulletInABible- It is I, @Burning_Lip2000 . I am here to invite you all to come to my wedding. It is being held at all Burger King locations across the globe. I have been courted by THE Burger King himself. I will be a stunning and radiant bride and the perfect soon-to-be Burger Queen.

its cute ok?

"The original family disappointment." (Because I have too much muse for teen Sebby and figured hey, let's make a book. Note that there is heavy subjects in this, such as abuse, and I may forget to put up a warning, so here that is.)

This is a DDLC fanfiction. It's based on my oc's (khaleesi) backstory. I would like to thank my friend @raisin_kagami for giving me the idea for the title. Please go check her out. Anyway, hope you enjoy.