RatchetDalek
here's mah fanfic read it. love it. eat it up. liek really gobble it. just read
sherk is love. doge is life
shermlina wuz walking thru da fields (liek a bawz) when a pink fluffy unicorn fell out of da sky. (now shermlina wuz a blind b**** so she can't see nuthin) logically the unicorn should fall on top of her but no I Don't use logic SO the unicorn flew.
ANYWAYZ shermlina tripped on a rock and did a tripple backflip and fell on top of a guy (now dis guy wuz leik ZAYUM cute and his name is SHAM-SHAM btw)
da boy wuz leik "hey bebe ur bootyful"
and da gurl wuz leik" ur cute too"
SHAM-SHAM wuz leik "kiss meh boo"
and shermlina wuz liek"YAHS BISH"
so then they kissed and had bebes and im done now.
DA END?