Pinkfluffyunicornsdancingonrainbows Stories

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here's mah fanfic read it. love it. eat it up. liek really gobble it. just read sherk is love. doge is life shermlina wuz walking thru da fields (liek a bawz) when a pink fluffy unicorn fell out of da sky. (now shermlina wuz a blind b**** so she can't see nuthin) logically the unicorn should fall on top of her but no I Don't use logic SO the unicorn flew. ANYWAYZ shermlina tripped on a rock and did a tripple backflip and fell on top of a guy (now dis guy wuz leik ZAYUM cute and his name is SHAM-SHAM btw) da boy wuz leik "hey bebe ur bootyful" and da gurl wuz leik" ur cute too" SHAM-SHAM wuz leik "kiss meh boo" and shermlina wuz liek"YAHS BISH" so then they kissed and had bebes and im done now. DA END?

You know what this is.

This is the story of a magical Unicorn. She is Pink. And fluffy. And loves to dance. . . On rainbows. . . Not under, not next to, not in, on rainbows.