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Rudi was immortal.
The story behind discovering how to be an immortal was not a magnificent or a legendary as some would expect, in fact, It was rather dull.
Rudi was a white collar. He was working one of the biggest corporate companies in the world and he was proud of it . Although He knew he was doing nothing useful for the world, he was known as a software wizard in the work place and the colleagues were loving him as they needed him.
However the day he became immortal, he was not happy with his work just like many other ordinary white collars. He was thinking that all the world is against him and there is no way to fight with it because the world is just too powerful and an ordinary human such as him is just a tiny particle in this struggle called life.
After work finished, He went straight away home. He was keep thinking all this time about how meaningless life is. As a white collar philosopher he kept thinking all the night, even in the toilet, especially in the toilet.
Toilet was sacred for men. All the men around the world knew this holiness but usually do not talk about it as it is a secret. During taking a dump as It was a part of meditation, He discovered the immortality.
The trick was not to care anything. Not to care about life, work, pleasure, pain...anything!
He first realised that He was caring taking dump and stop caring for it. - It was hard, for sure, but he somehow managed it!- He felt a power he never experienced inside, It was running through his veins, and he did not care about it either.
That is the story of Rudi the immortal.
But there is another story,
It is a horror story.
The story about Monday morning and being a puny mortal.