Plotwhatplot Stories

The way Spongebob's hips shook made Mr. Squirdward's tentacle's shiver with ecstasy. Those luscious hips would be the death of him. Maid AU All smut. Porn without plot. Plot, what plot? Etc. Hell, here I come.

a world full of ups and down, much like the roller coaster.

--------------------- So I wrote this in my Google Docs for absolutely no reason and thought I might want to share it! Enjoy! ---------------------

*Warning, this is NOT a fanfiction. It's just a random story that I made up.* Running across endless beach, ignoring the numb tingling in my feet as they sink slightly into the sand with every light step. That's how it normally is on Friday evenings, but this time I'm running for a reason. The fog has rolled in thickly, but I can see where my feet are landing, so it isn't relevant. I scarcely notice that my thin dress is in tatters, flapping loosely around my frail body, and that the should-be-jarring cold just energizes me. I shrug off the fact that my hands are covered in blood. Blood that isn't my own. Because nothing matters anymore, I'm free now.

(Bill x Ford for Plot Fuel) (Bill x Dipper) When Bill returns and enters his last form, Dipper is stuck with his presence. But is that the worst thing that could happen this Summer?

a short -maybe a one shot- destiel fanfic. fluff. the fluffiest thing I have ever written. I just thought this up in my math class because I was bored. not really sure what part of the series this would be in but obviously after season four episode one. so yeah, enjoy. :) <3 please like and/or vote that would be greatly appreciated. also comment and give me feed back (good or bad idc)

Brett works at a coffee shop, and Eddy is making excuses to see him every day. Fluff, Coffee Shop AU. Basically a one shot, but I wanted a new piece of music at the top of each chapter.

the cabbage looks a little like gordon ramsey

[ENG] So basically, you and the Tanizaki's used to be childhood friends until you family had to move out and you lost contact with them years ago, that is until you move back to Yokohama for nostalgia sake. But the last thing you'd expected was the amount of attention directed towards you, for the better and the worst.. mostly the worst- (This fic doesn't follow the story of Bungo stray dogs and i only watched the 3 seasons and Dead Apple yet so i apologise in advance for the mistakes i'll probably make !)

Mostly oneshots, I'm guessing, since I have no commitments. :)

Ally frowned slightly, "I'm in Japan?" "Yes, but you never awnsered my question peasant," he said venomously, "why are you here?" "To be honest s-" she was cut of by the strande toad creature shouting "that's lord sesshomaru to you!" "Well to be honest, I have absolutely no clue..." The white haired man above her sweat-drop. 'Just great, another useless human from the future.' "Could you at least tell me what that thing is?" Sesshomaru asked, pointing the the strangely shapped piece of carbon colored rock, somehow polished to glisten in the sun-light.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CROSS ME WITH CHOOKI?! No Chooki Chapter :) THERE'S NO FUCKING PLOT :D

Okay, but why is it that I always get ideas when I'm trying to do my work? Like, I'm writing this description at 8:52 pm and my history paper is due at 11:59 (so it's technically not due tomorrow cause the day after is state standardized testing and my teacher "wants us to be well rested for the exam"), so what am I doing? Reading fanfic and deciding I want to make a new one of course! I have no idea what the plot for this one will be, it's just me thinking "Well, it's pretty hilarious when characters are sort of self aware of how gay they are in comparison to clichés in American pop culture, can I just make a story based off of that fact?" Damn right I can! Here's a no-plot-probably-not-even-funny story that's just people making refernces to things that they're gayer than but like, sort of woven in correctly. I'll try to make a reasonable plot to go along with it one day, but for now, watch me suffer. All my teachers like doing that haha :")

she looked at the stars as if they were her life. he looked at her the same way. short little drabbles of two lonely teenagers. warning: all written after midnight when i had an idea

Muggle AU, Lily and James are alive. Sirius just got out of an abusive relationship and he promised himself that he'll be taking a break from dating. That changes when he meets Remus, and.. well, you know the rest...😉 Marauders Era fic wolfstar/jily/dorlene possibly smut angst & fluff

Modern Ham AU. Some cute Lams. One-shot

You stare at the message much the same way as you had the murder stove. You can't believe the audacity of some people. Who does he think he is, wasting his money to send you on vacation to a place you've never even been to? And all just so you'll get out of the house? Doesn't he know that all it would take to get you to re-enter the sunlight is the promise of an aquarium and girls in daisy dukes? Seriously, what the hell, Jake! Your name is Simon Malone, and you don't know it yet, but your life is about to take a complete 180. (credit for the cover goes to Xx_honeybee_xX! thanks bro!)

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