Plotwhatplot Stories

The way Spongebob's hips shook made Mr. Squirdward's tentacle's shiver with ecstasy. Those luscious hips would be the death of him. Maid AU All smut. Porn without plot. Plot, what plot? Etc. Hell, here I come.

Muggle AU, Lily and James are alive. Sirius just got out of an abusive relationship and he promised himself that he'll be taking a break from dating. That changes when he meets Remus, and.. well, you know the rest...😉 Marauders Era fic wolfstar/jily/dorlene possibly smut angst & fluff

@newt_loves_tommy🇦🇷:I need a fanfic where Charlie is a jock with a cheerleader girlfriend, has internalized homophobia, a sexist father, and Dean is the gay emo punk nerd who helps him realize he's bisexual🙏👏 yes.

Ally frowned slightly, "I'm in Japan?" "Yes, but you never awnsered my question peasant," he said venomously, "why are you here?" "To be honest s-" she was cut of by the strande toad creature shouting "that's lord sesshomaru to you!" "Well to be honest, I have absolutely no clue..." The white haired man above her sweat-drop. 'Just great, another useless human from the future.' "Could you at least tell me what that thing is?" Sesshomaru asked, pointing the the strangely shapped piece of carbon colored rock, somehow polished to glisten in the sun-light.

*Warning, this is NOT a fanfiction. It's just a random story that I made up.* Running across endless beach, ignoring the numb tingling in my feet as they sink slightly into the sand with every light step. That's how it normally is on Friday evenings, but this time I'm running for a reason. The fog has rolled in thickly, but I can see where my feet are landing, so it isn't relevant. I scarcely notice that my thin dress is in tatters, flapping loosely around my frail body, and that the should-be-jarring cold just energizes me. I shrug off the fact that my hands are covered in blood. Blood that isn't my own. Because nothing matters anymore, I'm free now.

there is an extreme lack of yelan smut/yelan content in general on this app and i plan to fix that. also heads up! gender neutral pronouns will be used. i don't necessarily have a schedule for this so. i will update when i update but feel free to request things (my first page will have more info on this) HOPE YOU ENJOY also make sure to check out the wonderful cover artist, they're extremely talented! cover artist is : @PihzuEizd89Nrwk on twt

Uh this will probably never get posted because im super nervous about this and feel very cringe, so if anyone sees this wow ur super lucky or im dead and one of my friends posted this as my last dying wish. probably the first one, i dont think id ever ask for this to be posted So anyways this is a purely self indulgent fic that I wrote just for myself, it's Miles Quaritch x Äptei (my oc) teehee Name came from the song I was listening to when writing Girl anachronism by the Dresden dolls!!! TW: noncon, knife play, blood kink, light kidnapping? AS OF 3/4/23 THIS FIC IS FINISHED (Until I continue it, but chapter 3 is finished ;] )

Just R E A D it

yeah i'm shit with schedules :/ (idk who made the art for the cover iyk lmk) ***LACK OF CAPITALISATION-AND, ON THE CONTRARY, ALL-CAPITALISED WRITING-IS INTENTIONAL!!! PLEASE DO NOT BITE MY HEAD OFF :') SAME WITH PUNCTUATION***

what if Lan Zhan was reincarnated with all his memories intact. So he decided to take advantage of what he couldn't back in Gusu. dark Lan Zhan. Non con, omegaverse do not read if you do not like non con you have been warned

a world full of ups and down, much like the roller coaster.

You stare at the message much the same way as you had the murder stove. You can't believe the audacity of some people. Who does he think he is, wasting his money to send you on vacation to a place you've never even been to? And all just so you'll get out of the house? Doesn't he know that all it would take to get you to re-enter the sunlight is the promise of an aquarium and girls in daisy dukes? Seriously, what the hell, Jake! Your name is Simon Malone, and you don't know it yet, but your life is about to take a complete 180. (credit for the cover goes to Xx_honeybee_xX! thanks bro!)

Mal had the perfect life. She has a boyfriend, the perfect major, and the perfect friends. However, her life goes downhill when she finds out that she is pregnant. Ben abandons her, as well as some of her closet friends. Naturally, Mal starts falling for the charming blue-haired barista in the coffee shop. What will happen? Read to find out. Note that there will be mentions of PG13 stuff and violence. Disclaimer: All characters belong to Disney. I am not associated with Disney and I do not speak for the company. Unless they want me to ;) (Descendants 4???)

The world always sucked, but after the Z.A.R.M.A. shit got a whole lot worse. Follow the adventures of Rook Kallows, our fourth-wall-breaking, Ferris Buellarian protagonist as he tries to survive and navigate his way to continue seeing tomorrow in a world ravaged by four different apocalyptic scenarios. In this plotless, action/comedy/adventure where weird has become the new normal, you either roll with the crazy or you get trampled behind. this story contains no plot and will be ad-libbed from start to finish, enjoy the nonsense. you've been warned. chapters will be edited periodically, so heads up characters and tags will update as the story continues.

Okay, but why is it that I always get ideas when I'm trying to do my work? Like, I'm writing this description at 8:52 pm and my history paper is due at 11:59 (so it's technically not due tomorrow cause the day after is state standardized testing and my teacher "wants us to be well rested for the exam"), so what am I doing? Reading fanfic and deciding I want to make a new one of course! I have no idea what the plot for this one will be, it's just me thinking "Well, it's pretty hilarious when characters are sort of self aware of how gay they are in comparison to clichés in American pop culture, can I just make a story based off of that fact?" Damn right I can! Here's a no-plot-probably-not-even-funny story that's just people making refernces to things that they're gayer than but like, sort of woven in correctly. I'll try to make a reasonable plot to go along with it one day, but for now, watch me suffer. All my teachers like doing that haha :")

[ENG] So basically, you and the Tanizaki's used to be childhood friends until you family had to move out and you lost contact with them years ago, that is until you move back to Yokohama for nostalgia sake. But the last thing you'd expected was the amount of attention directed towards you, for the better and the worst.. mostly the worst- (This fic doesn't follow the story of Bungo stray dogs and i only watched the 3 seasons and Dead Apple yet so i apologise in advance for the mistakes i'll probably make !)