Plotwhatplot Stories

So this will likely be awful, but I'm going to do my best! If you have any suggestions, please, please, PLEASE let me know. I will love you forever. This is all for fun and I do not own any of the characters. All rights go to BBC. Enjoy! *cookies, pie, chocolate, and huggles for everyone* *oh and some drinks, don't want you getting all thirsty and leaving*

Uh this will probably never get posted because im super nervous about this and feel very cringe, so if anyone sees this wow ur super lucky or im dead and one of my friends posted this as my last dying wish. probably the first one, i dont think id ever ask for this to be posted So anyways this is a purely self indulgent fic that I wrote just for myself, it's Miles Quaritch x Äptei (my oc) teehee Name came from the song I was listening to when writing Girl anachronism by the Dresden dolls!!! TW: noncon, knife play, blood kink, light kidnapping? AS OF 3/4/23 THIS FIC IS FINISHED (Until I continue it, but chapter 3 is finished ;] )

[ENG] So basically, you and the Tanizaki's used to be childhood friends until you family had to move out and you lost contact with them years ago, that is until you move back to Yokohama for nostalgia sake. But the last thing you'd expected was the amount of attention directed towards you, for the better and the worst.. mostly the worst- (This fic doesn't follow the story of Bungo stray dogs and i only watched the 3 seasons and Dead Apple yet so i apologise in advance for the mistakes i'll probably make !)

--------------------- So I wrote this in my Google Docs for absolutely no reason and thought I might want to share it! Enjoy! ---------------------

El mundo da vueltas sin parar por razones que no entendemos y principios que no conocemos. Un mundo en el que nada está fuera de lo común y otro mundo en el que nada está fuera de lo común. Solo un chico y una chica; Solo billones de personas y billones de personas viviendo en dos mundos relativamente similares, siendo separadas por cientos de espacios.

*Warning, this is NOT a fanfiction. It's just a random story that I made up.* Running across endless beach, ignoring the numb tingling in my feet as they sink slightly into the sand with every light step. That's how it normally is on Friday evenings, but this time I'm running for a reason. The fog has rolled in thickly, but I can see where my feet are landing, so it isn't relevant. I scarcely notice that my thin dress is in tatters, flapping loosely around my frail body, and that the should-be-jarring cold just energizes me. I shrug off the fact that my hands are covered in blood. Blood that isn't my own. Because nothing matters anymore, I'm free now.

Muggle AU, Lily and James are alive. Sirius just got out of an abusive relationship and he promised himself that he'll be taking a break from dating. That changes when he meets Remus, and.. well, you know the rest...😉 Marauders Era fic wolfstar/jily/dorlene possibly smut angst & fluff

yeah i'm shit with schedules :/ (idk who made the art for the cover iyk lmk) ***LACK OF CAPITALISATION-AND, ON THE CONTRARY, ALL-CAPITALISED WRITING-IS INTENTIONAL!!! PLEASE DO NOT BITE MY HEAD OFF :') SAME WITH PUNCTUATION***

what if Lan Zhan was reincarnated with all his memories intact. So he decided to take advantage of what he couldn't back in Gusu. dark Lan Zhan. Non con, omegaverse do not read if you do not like non con you have been warned

𝐦𝐞𝐫·𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐝 /ˈ𝐦ə𝐫ˌ𝐦ā𝐝/ 𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐬𝐡, 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫. 【ＤＩＳＣＬＡＭＥＲ：】 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖊𝖝𝖈𝖊𝖕𝖙 𝖒𝖞 𝖔𝖈𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖔 𝖇𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖚 𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖞 𝖉𝖔𝖌𝖘. 𝖓𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊

Okay, but why is it that I always get ideas when I'm trying to do my work? Like, I'm writing this description at 8:52 pm and my history paper is due at 11:59 (so it's technically not due tomorrow cause the day after is state standardized testing and my teacher "wants us to be well rested for the exam"), so what am I doing? Reading fanfic and deciding I want to make a new one of course! I have no idea what the plot for this one will be, it's just me thinking "Well, it's pretty hilarious when characters are sort of self aware of how gay they are in comparison to clichés in American pop culture, can I just make a story based off of that fact?" Damn right I can! Here's a no-plot-probably-not-even-funny story that's just people making refernces to things that they're gayer than but like, sort of woven in correctly. I'll try to make a reasonable plot to go along with it one day, but for now, watch me suffer. All my teachers like doing that haha :")

Brett works at a coffee shop, and Eddy is making excuses to see him every day. Fluff, Coffee Shop AU. Basically a one shot, but I wanted a new piece of music at the top of each chapter.

the cabbage looks a little like gordon ramsey

Mostly oneshots, I'm guessing, since I have no commitments. :)

I learned genetics when I was 5. My mom loved breeding rats to see what kind of babies would come out ant taught me the logic. It's sad and frustrating that others think it's curing cancer, so I'm writing this book to help people understand! Contains tests, images, sources, and so much more. Go learn to genetics! *All images were found off the internet. You can steal those if you want.*

Just R E A D it

The way Spongebob's hips shook made Mr. Squirdward's tentacle's shiver with ecstasy. Those luscious hips would be the death of him. Maid AU All smut. Porn without plot. Plot, what plot? Etc. Hell, here I come.