Plotwhatplot Stories

The way Spongebob's hips shook made Mr. Squirdward's tentacle's shiver with ecstasy. Those luscious hips would be the death of him. Maid AU All smut. Porn without plot. Plot, what plot? Etc. Hell, here I come.

Mostly oneshots, I'm guessing, since I have no commitments. :)

Uh this will probably never get posted because im super nervous about this and feel very cringe, so if anyone sees this wow ur super lucky or im dead and one of my friends posted this as my last dying wish. probably the first one, i dont think id ever ask for this to be posted So anyways this is a purely self indulgent fic that I wrote just for myself, it's Miles Quaritch x Äptei (my oc) teehee Name came from the song I was listening to when writing Girl anachronism by the Dresden dolls!!! TW: noncon, knife play, blood kink, light kidnapping? AS OF 3/4/23 THIS FIC IS FINISHED (Until I continue it, but chapter 3 is finished ;] )

Updates every day or every two days! "He was the sun and she was the moon" Theodora shifts to Hogwarts and attempts to save everyone, but failing to rescue herself, until her heart is caught by Remus... "Would you love me more if I told you the truth? If I told you that I would walk over bodies for you? You're not like that. You wouldn't understand" The action takes place 4 years after the end of the First Battle of Hogwarts. In this book, I have a lot of things related to mental heatlh, something that I think people don't give enough importance to. Also, english is my second language so please excuse my grammar mistakes. The pictures are from pinterest, i do not own any of them I do not own any of the characters form the Harry Potter series. the rest of the characters belong to J. K. Rowling. I DO NOT support her, I respect trans people and their rights!

as you can see by the title, Hero cookie angst.

Many years have passed, since the incidents of both Lysandere with Team Flare, and Kani with Team Soul. Kalos has been in a time of surprising peace, and over those years, the gym leaders (and members of the eliete-4) have retired, (most) naming their kids to take over. Oh, Ash finally managed to grow up. Amazing. Ash's kids have come to Kalos from Kanto, with no pokemon other than their starters, looking to battle their way through the region. And it seemed like it was going to go smoothly; they had been joined by the two kids of the current champion, and a member of the eliete-4. It was going smoothly, and yet... well, a certain ex-member of the eliete-4, she was plotting. Why? Well, she's always been a bit bitchy since the fall of Team Flare. And in her own words... the fire of Team Flare won't go out.... that is the purpose behind the Eternal Flare. She will relight the fire, and it shall burn brighter than ever before. Even if she must destroy half of Kalos.

El mundo da vueltas sin parar por razones que no entendemos y principios que no conocemos. Un mundo en el que nada está fuera de lo común y otro mundo en el que nada está fuera de lo común. Solo un chico y una chica; Solo billones de personas y billones de personas viviendo en dos mundos relativamente similares, siendo separadas por cientos de espacios.

Bucky gets home from work. Shameless smut.

(Bill x Ford for Plot Fuel) (Bill x Dipper) When Bill returns and enters his last form, Dipper is stuck with his presence. But is that the worst thing that could happen this Summer?

𝐦𝐞𝐫·𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐝 /ˈ𝐦ə𝐫ˌ𝐦ā𝐝/ 𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐬𝐡, 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫. 【ＤＩＳＣＬＡＭＥＲ：】 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖊𝖝𝖈𝖊𝖕𝖙 𝖒𝖞 𝖔𝖈𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖔 𝖇𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖚 𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖞 𝖉𝖔𝖌𝖘. 𝖓𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊

This is a story starring Dave from BoyInABand and the reader, because how awesome would it be if he read it and liked the plot? (And if you did, I'm almost sorry. ) Feel free to read and review.

Oneshot: The visit of an anime convention become a different kind of experience when you hand the remote of the vibrating plug to him. Adult content. Porn without plot. Task of my dom to write down a sexual fantasy after our meeting.

Brett works at a coffee shop, and Eddy is making excuses to see him every day. Fluff, Coffee Shop AU. Basically a one shot, but I wanted a new piece of music at the top of each chapter.

The world always sucked, but after the Z.A.R.M.A. shit got a whole lot worse. Follow the adventures of Rook Kallows, our fourth-wall-breaking, Ferris Buellarian protagonist as he tries to survive and navigate his way to continue seeing tomorrow in a world ravaged by four different apocalyptic scenarios. In this plotless, action/comedy/adventure where weird has become the new normal, you either roll with the crazy or you get trampled behind. this story contains no plot and will be ad-libbed from start to finish, enjoy the nonsense. you've been warned. chapters will be edited periodically, so heads up characters and tags will update as the story continues.

a world full of ups and down, much like the roller coaster.

yeah i'm shit with schedules :/ (idk who made the art for the cover iyk lmk) ***LACK OF CAPITALISATION-AND, ON THE CONTRARY, ALL-CAPITALISED WRITING-IS INTENTIONAL!!! PLEASE DO NOT BITE MY HEAD OFF :') SAME WITH PUNCTUATION***

what if Lan Zhan was reincarnated with all his memories intact. So he decided to take advantage of what he couldn't back in Gusu. dark Lan Zhan. Non con, omegaverse do not read if you do not like non con you have been warned