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The way Spongebob's hips shook made Mr. Squirdward's tentacle's shiver with ecstasy. Those luscious hips would be the death of him. Maid AU All smut. Porn without plot. Plot, what plot? Etc. Hell, here I come.

as you can see by the title, Hero cookie angst.

𝐦𝐞𝐫·𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐝 /ˈ𝐦ə𝐫ˌ𝐦ā𝐝/ 𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐬𝐡, 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫. 【ＤＩＳＣＬＡＭＥＲ：】 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖊𝖝𝖈𝖊𝖕𝖙 𝖒𝖞 𝖔𝖈𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖔 𝖇𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖚 𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖞 𝖉𝖔𝖌𝖘. 𝖓𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊

Mostly oneshots, I'm guessing, since I have no commitments. :)

a world full of ups and down, much like the roller coaster.

yeah i'm shit with schedules :/ (idk who made the art for the cover iyk lmk) ***LACK OF CAPITALISATION-AND, ON THE CONTRARY, ALL-CAPITALISED WRITING-IS INTENTIONAL!!! PLEASE DO NOT BITE MY HEAD OFF :') SAME WITH PUNCTUATION***

So this will likely be awful, but I'm going to do my best! If you have any suggestions, please, please, PLEASE let me know. I will love you forever. This is all for fun and I do not own any of the characters. All rights go to BBC. Enjoy! *cookies, pie, chocolate, and huggles for everyone* *oh and some drinks, don't want you getting all thirsty and leaving*

Ally frowned slightly, "I'm in Japan?" "Yes, but you never awnsered my question peasant," he said venomously, "why are you here?" "To be honest s-" she was cut of by the strande toad creature shouting "that's lord sesshomaru to you!" "Well to be honest, I have absolutely no clue..." The white haired man above her sweat-drop. 'Just great, another useless human from the future.' "Could you at least tell me what that thing is?" Sesshomaru asked, pointing the the strangely shapped piece of carbon colored rock, somehow polished to glisten in the sun-light.

I learned genetics when I was 5. My mom loved breeding rats to see what kind of babies would come out ant taught me the logic. It's sad and frustrating that others think it's curing cancer, so I'm writing this book to help people understand! Contains tests, images, sources, and so much more. Go learn to genetics! *All images were found off the internet. You can steal those if you want.*

Uh this will probably never get posted because im super nervous about this and feel very cringe, so if anyone sees this wow ur super lucky or im dead and one of my friends posted this as my last dying wish. probably the first one, i dont think id ever ask for this to be posted So anyways this is a purely self indulgent fic that I wrote just for myself, it's Miles Quaritch x Äptei (my oc) teehee Name came from the song I was listening to when writing Girl anachronism by the Dresden dolls!!! TW: noncon, knife play, blood kink, light kidnapping? AS OF 3/4/23 THIS FIC IS FINISHED (Until I continue it, but chapter 3 is finished ;] )

a short -maybe a one shot- destiel fanfic. fluff. the fluffiest thing I have ever written. I just thought this up in my math class because I was bored. not really sure what part of the series this would be in but obviously after season four episode one. so yeah, enjoy. :) <3 please like and/or vote that would be greatly appreciated. also comment and give me feed back (good or bad idc)

--------------------- So I wrote this in my Google Docs for absolutely no reason and thought I might want to share it! Enjoy! ---------------------

what if Lan Zhan was reincarnated with all his memories intact. So he decided to take advantage of what he couldn't back in Gusu. dark Lan Zhan. Non con, omegaverse do not read if you do not like non con you have been warned

You stare at the message much the same way as you had the murder stove. You can't believe the audacity of some people. Who does he think he is, wasting his money to send you on vacation to a place you've never even been to? And all just so you'll get out of the house? Doesn't he know that all it would take to get you to re-enter the sunlight is the promise of an aquarium and girls in daisy dukes? Seriously, what the hell, Jake! Your name is Simon Malone, and you don't know it yet, but your life is about to take a complete 180. (credit for the cover goes to Xx_honeybee_xX! thanks bro!)

Loyalty, Generosity, Honesty, Laughter, Kindness, Magic, They are all The Elements of Harmony, Right? There is one more... Equestria Thought that They could live without it, but not for Long... what is this new element you may ask? ...Find out.

El mundo da vueltas sin parar por razones que no entendemos y principios que no conocemos. Un mundo en el que nada está fuera de lo común y otro mundo en el que nada está fuera de lo común. Solo un chico y una chica; Solo billones de personas y billones de personas viviendo en dos mundos relativamente similares, siendo separadas por cientos de espacios.

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