Plotwhatplot Stories

The way Spongebob's hips shook made Mr. Squirdward's tentacle's shiver with ecstasy. Those luscious hips would be the death of him. Maid AU All smut. Porn without plot. Plot, what plot? Etc. Hell, here I come.

This is a story starring Dave from BoyInABand and the reader, because how awesome would it be if he read it and liked the plot? (And if you did, I'm almost sorry. ) Feel free to read and review.

Muggle AU, Lily and James are alive. Sirius just got out of an abusive relationship and he promised himself that he'll be taking a break from dating. That changes when he meets Remus, and.. well, you know the rest...😉 Marauders Era fic wolfstar/jily/dorlene possibly smut angst & fluff

Brett works at a coffee shop, and Eddy is making excuses to see him every day. Fluff, Coffee Shop AU. Basically a one shot, but I wanted a new piece of music at the top of each chapter.

Alys Vesper is three fourths god, which isn't as awesome as it sounds. Her power just means she's hunted by monsters - and haunted by the shadows of her past. Join Alys as she journeys through a world of gods, monsters, villains, and heroes, helps Percy Jackson and his friends, and reunites with her long lost friend, Nico di Angelo.

Modern Ham AU. Some cute Lams. One-shot

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a short -maybe a one shot- destiel fanfic. fluff. the fluffiest thing I have ever written. I just thought this up in my math class because I was bored. not really sure what part of the series this would be in but obviously after season four episode one. so yeah, enjoy. :) <3 please like and/or vote that would be greatly appreciated. also comment and give me feed back (good or bad idc)

Just R E A D it

Bucky gets home from work. Shameless smut.

So this will likely be awful, but I'm going to do my best! If you have any suggestions, please, please, PLEASE let me know. I will love you forever. This is all for fun and I do not own any of the characters. All rights go to BBC. Enjoy! *cookies, pie, chocolate, and huggles for everyone* *oh and some drinks, don't want you getting all thirsty and leaving*

(Bill x Ford for Plot Fuel) (Bill x Dipper) When Bill returns and enters his last form, Dipper is stuck with his presence. But is that the worst thing that could happen this Summer?

The world always sucked, but after the Z.A.R.M.A. shit got a whole lot worse. Follow the adventures of Rook Kallows, our fourth-wall-breaking, Ferris Buellarian protagonist as he tries to survive and navigate his way to continue seeing tomorrow in a world ravaged by four different apocalyptic scenarios. In this plotless, action/comedy/adventure where weird has become the new normal, you either roll with the crazy or you get trampled behind. this story contains no plot and will be ad-libbed from start to finish, enjoy the nonsense. you've been warned. chapters will be edited periodically, so heads up characters and tags will update as the story continues.

You stare at the message much the same way as you had the murder stove. You can't believe the audacity of some people. Who does he think he is, wasting his money to send you on vacation to a place you've never even been to? And all just so you'll get out of the house? Doesn't he know that all it would take to get you to re-enter the sunlight is the promise of an aquarium and girls in daisy dukes? Seriously, what the hell, Jake! Your name is Simon Malone, and you don't know it yet, but your life is about to take a complete 180. (credit for the cover goes to Xx_honeybee_xX! thanks bro!)

as you can see by the title, Hero cookie angst.

she looked at the stars as if they were her life. he looked at her the same way. short little drabbles of two lonely teenagers. warning: all written after midnight when i had an idea

Oneshot: The visit of an anime convention become a different kind of experience when you hand the remote of the vibrating plug to him. Adult content. Porn without plot. Task of my dom to write down a sexual fantasy after our meeting.