Poo Stories

The Lore of Poop

Will Georgie, a lone poo be able to find love in a world full of heartless, shitty poofaces. Read this for a story of love, heartbreak, misery, pain, loss and happiness.

The Biography of Explosive Diarrhea Man, a true hero. bro i made this like two years ago and it's literally the most immature thing i've ever written so that's why im giving secondhand embarrassment to whoever reads this.

Stupid stories to keep ourselves entertained with stupid humor. By the way, these stories won't all be about poop, but most of them probably will.

We wrote this in class for fun because our substitute teacher has a tattoo.

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Im sorry this has nothing to do with simu liu I just have a random naked picture of him on my computer 4 some reason

A turd shelled turtle has washed up on the beach and scintasts are yet to discover this stinky little beast.

Hope You Stay Awake Tonight.

Heya, Kat isn't funny. This is my unfunny art ✏✏✏

!!UNDERTALE GENOCIDE SPOILERS!! Just a random short story I wrote in LA class because I was bored. Nothing serious. Also some things are incorrect, since I didn't know that in Genocide that Frisk is actually Chara because I havent finished my Genocide run (fuck you, Undyne I hate you, why cant I just push you off the bridge we are fighting on?) and I don't feel like taking the time to correct it. The cover art is just a quick sketch I did of Sans with a burrito because idk what else to put. Sadly, my signature was cut off a little when Wattpad cropped it. If you know me irl, please ignore my wattpad name lmao I made this account like last year and idk how to change it 😭😭

WARNING: It has Suicide, Angst, and some other sad shits that will make you cry for 24/7. If this isn't your type, pls leave :> ALSO THIS IS MY FIRST STORY LOL This is a Reki x Langa story lol About this story: Langa was having a dream that one night. But little did he know is that it wasn't just an ordinary dream..... The start of the story would be where Langa and Reki is at the beach with others and lives a near hotel together. It will start off great but soon will become worse so be aware lol

Want to see the recipe that Amadora,CHLOE, Alyssa, and Luna are eating all the time? Click inside and find it out.

The adventure of a poor little poo poo

*sharts on floor and throws it like a fucking chimp* "oo oo ahh ahh" "ah, yes your shit is literally everywhere I'm not gonna clean this literal shit up" will ape man barb clean his own shit up? Find out on my dad never loved me.

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Angus is a Lil bitch, but can he "measure up" to a blind person

This is for some dude on my discord. Dont come at me for this.. 😢

SPOILER ALERT 🚨 you and Billie Eilish met at a M&G she kinda got feelings for you when she saw u at the waiting line- NOW READ THE BOOK to see more ;>