Poot Stories

A true story about Poot Lovato and my friend Kaytlynn (Koot). "Cool ranch for the summer" - Demi (my goddess) Lovato

my crazy twin sister demi Lovato locked me in the basemnt when I was born because she knew I had talent. She then sold her soul to the illuminati and instanley because famous. But with real talent like me, you don't need to stoop to such levels. This is my story. I, poot Lovato, am a victim, but most importantly a fighter. Don't get to close to me though I have an urge to eat hair and snort vinegar when in fear.

lol who fuckin knows man

Poot Lovato has been locked in her sister's basement for years with seemingly no one to talk to. Until now. One night the presidential candidate, Donald Trump, comes across a hotline with the number 1-800-POOTYCALL . When he finds out about the secret life of the operator, his whole world is flipped upside down. --- Available Only on Wattpad Copyright © 2016 1800pootycall

Poot has been dating Donald Trump for six years (AKA since she got out of the basement and met him in the dumpster can she accidentally fell into) And she claims he's madly in love with her, but on a tragic Novembers night, coming home from her dream job (McDonald's) she finds him in bed with his long time celebrity crush Barack Obama, she immediately freaks out and tells Obama's husband, Guy Fieri Obama who tells Poot that he's known for years Barack has been cheating with many other men, such as Billy Ray Cyrus and Bob Duncan. Heartbroken, Poot tries to kill herself by jumping of a bridge, but when she finds another meme (Pepe) trying to do the exact same thing, the two start talking and soon become best friends, and Pepe comes up with the perfect plan for Poot to get revenge. Read to find out just what becomes of the men who screwed up Poot's life almost forever.

"Help!" Donald heard a cry from the basement as he was finishing up his paperwork. Donald rushed down, afraid that it was his wife, Melania, trapped in the basement, or worse, his daughter, Ivanka. He rushed to find the basement key, and as soon as it was found he ran as fast as he could to the tiny trap door, his shiny hair bouncing with every step he took. Unlocking the door quickly, he opened the small door to find a scared face in the dark looking up at him, but it wasn't Ivanka. Or Melania. It was poot.

The title explains it. Open this up and give it a read. ಥ◡ಥ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ಥ◡ಥ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ಥ◡ಥ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ALL STORIES ARE WRITTEN BY MYSELF. If I use anyone for inspiration, I love you.

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A Tragic Poot-Doot-Phoot Romance Story

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This is all I have a diary

This story is based off of my character Poot's adventures during the Lorekeepers DND campaign that my BF ran.

We've all heard the story of Poot Lovato, but you haven't heard about Joot Bieber

A bunch of Demi imagines. This is my first imagine! Please request ideas

poot escapes from demis rath!!

Try and keep up with Joots life with her besties Poot and Nut