Problematicships Stories

Under Sunny's hypocritical, well-intentioned advice, Kel puzzled over his mental checklist as the bruised house drifted out of sight, now a grey blur. An assortment of surgery, artery-clogging snacks? Check! Mixtape Sunny made special for him, covered in little red hearts and a doodle of the two of them holding hands? Check (No, actually, he will not read into that, fuck you for asking). An 8 pack of Monster so Aubrey wouldn't fall asleep at the wheel while he drives her mad with alien conspiracies and iSpy all night? Check! (Sunny downed three, the absolute madman, before they even stepped foot in the car, but he figured it still counted) Homework? ...check. An excuse for stealing Ms. Suzuki's car, running away with her son and "future daughter-in-law", and showing up at his incredibly busy brother's dorm room? You know, something even remotely better than "You sounded like you were about to cry over the phone last night and you don't cry and I'm so worried and distracted and madly in love with you, I simply had to come check on you, so...Surprise!" ...He'd check that one off sometime before they got there. Probably.

The kingdom's people do their best to get through the day. The storm rages on regardless.

Just a bunch of my pet peeves for fanfiction and the reasons why. And some ships I hate, or that are problematic, and the reasons why. [You don't have to agree with me for all of these!] [Also, comment your own pet peeves/submit ships for me to review] [I might review some horrible ships books if y'all submit some] (Also the cover photo is a picture of one of my cacti, his name is Loki. If you're reading this send pics of your plants)

WARNING: I will try to be honest but, being honest can get you hurt and yelled by others because they have their own opinion against mine about ships which of course are always Gay or Lesbian - I LOVE STRAIGHT SHIPS MORE (CAUSE THAT'S LITERALLY THE 97% OF THE WHOLE EARTH >:D) - GAY AND LESBIAN, I STILL LOVE SOME OF THEM BUT SOMETIMES OTHER ONES DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME 💀 So don't consider me toxic because my opinions and ratings of you guys fav's might be worst than you think LOL (You guys can also rate the ship and explain why you hate or love it in the comments^^)