Procrastination Stories

So, you decided to write a story instead of sleeping and the story decided to eat you instead of completing. Have you ever wished to bang your head against a wall while editing or swallow your pen so you can "forget" about writing? Good. That means I'm not alone ― I mean we're not alone. (Phew.) Welcome to 101 Frustrations Of A Beginner Writer. This is the space where I complain about how annoying the process of writing is and share my frustrations, where you laugh and relate with me, where I somehow figure out how to survive through the chaos and "help" you learn through my experience (or just confuse you even more. Obviously.)

When Elliot and Blake go missing, Amber and Matt get scared. Why did they go missing? Who were they with? WARNINGS: Smut, Blood, Smoking, Self harm, Forcing to throw up

Glory is a normal regular teen who apparently a best friend of procrastination and laziness. But with the new, change in surroundings, that is meant to say...with a lion out on the prowl... who escaped from the zoo... she will be challenged into a tipsy turvy situation that she herself could not imagine... An excerpt... "uh- I guess I can exercise at six-ish maaaaa! Too tired!" " Then you better watch out your back for the escaped lion!" "Whaaaat?" Well, that's just an excerpt to keep you readers on your toes! Author's note : Pardon me if you find the plots and circumstances weird... I'm trying to experiment with my unique concoction!

Basically, this is 10 things for various subjects and what I feel, I'm telling you, don't do any of these if you wish to become a sucessful wattpad writer.

1. I'm unoriginal 2. I'm procrastinating 3. I'm lazy

A collection of short stories for your enjoyment!

A random collection of writing that, until now I've put off posting.

Some dreams don't arrive loudly. They hum softly in the background of lonely hill stations, in cold wind and pine-scented silence, in almost-touching sleeves and parking lot amber lights. "Still Humming" is about the strange ache of imagining something so beautiful that for one impossible moment, it feels real enough to live inside. A story about solitude. About quiet love. About all the small things we notice before we ever say anything out loud. And about a single "thik hai" that shifts an entire universe. Somewhere between dream and memory, the music is still playing.

You know those times when you suddenly feel poetic? I record all those poems with no rhyme sceme here.

So I've never posted here before, so my silly thought it would be a good idea to start posting random prompts that I come up with Also, let me know if you want to see more of any of the story prompts I write, I'll try to make it into a story, or procrastination will get to me lol

The title seems self-explanatory. Just an FYI: This is SATIRE and for my own entertainment! If you're looking for actual poetry, there are great creators out there! :)

A compilation of a variety of original poems with ambiguous themes ranging from joy to suffering. This book will constantly develop in quality and quantity as the writer's thoughts mature. However, originals and their developed versions will always remain to encompass the writer's development. This cover is not an original. It has been cited from: https://carnegriff.wordpress.com/2012/09/08/fragments-drawings-in-ink-and-tea/ #197 in Poetry (September 2017)

We are going to dominate the world. Hello people, welcome to our book where we shall reveal to you our plans to completely dominate and conquer the world in around a few weeks. Please enjoy your stay in this book and do not freak out because we are very nice people that will not be mental after dominating the world. If you want to stop us you can try but that is impossible. We shall now post our plans here so you can get an insight to what we will be trying to achieve in a few weeks. Our efforts shall be known! ......Hopefully. Anyways, welcome! Oh by the way we are not finished with all our planning and scheming so you will expect updates in this book.

An advice article!!

Seven years since the graduation of class 3-E and many of the students have gone down their separate paths. Akari Yukimura (a.k.a Kaede Kayano or Haruna Mase) while visiting the 3-E classroom is drafted by the two class devils into confessing her feelings to a certain blue haired teacher. However, while doing so, crucial parts of the class' past comes back to them and with it, a whole new adventure.

Irna Phillips' efforts to integrate soap opera.

Quoted from real life experience!

Not that you'd care. I will continue to drown in this air.