Projectgiggle Stories

"Welcome to The Missionary Position, and I'm not talking about the band." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Meet Sophie Evans and Jackson Laine - two very different people caught up in the classic "boy meets girl" scenario... sort of. When one of Jackson's bandmates goes completely AWOL, Sophie finds herself hastily recruited as a stand-in percussionist for his infamous garage band, The Missionary Position. Even though she has only minimal drumming skills (as in, none at all), she accepts the position, and the adventures with Jackson that it entails. But can this awkwardly formed friendship endure all the obstacles in its way? Scheming friends, angry Germans, shady gigs, a cursed talent show and - worst of all - the apparent sexual tension that rapidly forms between them? Find out in this nostalgic comedy that will take you right back to your emo phase. Tingling with sarcasm and dirty wit, yet also steeped with heart, friendship, and change, the story of Sophie and Jackson reminds makes us consider not only how we love, but why. **A WATTPAD PICKS STORY (UNDISCOVERED, FOR NOW) 1/19/18** **HIGHEST RANK #385 IN HUMOR**

HUMOR WINNER - VISIONS OF GRANDEUR AWARDS 2024 || FEATURED x3 || [ONGOING] It's a tumultuous world on the other side.... Studious Cora Turwal is at her aunt's for a small stay this summer. She needs this vacation...even though she might just spend half of it studying anyway. When she meets the group of friends that stay for rent at her aunt's, she realizes how different their lifestyle is. Different...but not better. Join Cora in a hilarious misadventure as she allows her new friends to help her break out of her shell while she teaches them a thing or two about her own sweet and slightly crazy ways. And when she finds a heart-sweeping romance in the most unexpected of places, perhaps the comedy show that is her life will turn into something more as she sees for herself the all-encompassing power of true love. Wanna know the details? Cora has them all! ~ ▷ FEATURED on @ContemporaryLit | 26Aug2024 & 10Dec2024 & 18May2025 -1st Place in Humor for Visions of Grandeur Awards 2024 ~ [Laughter guaranteed] Copyright © 2024 by xPurpleStarz

'And right behind him, came the devil's son himself. Around 6'3 tall, dark brown hair which was combed back with a few strands falling over his forehead and that one special streak of dark red dyed hair in the left side. His thick long eyelashes casted a shadow over deep sea green eyes and they were looking at me with fierceness and alert. With long strides, he came and sat opposite of me. I snapped out of eye raping him and rolled my eyes at him. From all the people to partner with, why did it have to be the Callas Industries. Why couldn't it be Bob the Builder? ' Two families that hate each other He's cold. He's quiet. He's Elijah Callas. She's friendly. She's loud. She's Mila Rosati. Dialogue story Published - 9-Nov-2018

✔Phantom awards 2nd place ✔Wicked awards 2nd place ✅Highest rank #358 in humor When that awkward moment you want to dig a big hole and bury yourself. Stories about embarrassing moments in front of your crush,boyfriend,parents,public, highschool.. True life experiences gathered from my own life, online,here and there and from my friends. All credits goes to them. Most wonderful cover made by sofia18m.Thank you very much!❤

[Completed] #42 in ChickLit on January 3,2017 #163 in Teen Fiction on October 24,2016 #190 in Teen Fiction on October 22,2016 Cera, a bubbly,lively, chirpy teen girl. Meets her Mr. Right with no idea of what life has planned for her coming future. Things changes, when she gets trapped under a lot of negative circumstances. And then something unpredictable happens when she later finds out about her mysterious 'Mr.Right'. What was her Mr.Right hiding? What darkness was he hiding beneath his soft behavior? Read the story to find about a girl, Cera. How she conquered all the negatives in her life and tamed them for her benefit. How she changed herself under different circumstances to survive. How she learns the most important chapter of her life from the person she least expected. "Sympathy hurts it gives feeling of alienation leaving deep scar on soul." ______________________________________ Here is an excerpt from the story, "His dad?" He chuckles while he takes his seat. "What's so amusing in it?" I reply while I settle down. He frowns and his expression yells that there is something wrong. He looks down. And suddenly his fist slaps the table and with double energy I stand, staring at him. Unable to understand any of his actions. "His dad died when he was eight, Cera. He was lying to you." Chris replies still looking down as if trying to contain his temper. At this my heart free falls in my stomach. I knew there was something wrong, my subconscious snaps. I shut it down and again stare at Chris. "I..I..don't get it.. Why will he lie to me? And how do you have all this information in the first place?" I stutter. I really couldn't understand why will he lie? It didn't took me to be a rocket scientist to know that there is something seriously wrong with this guy. He is just not what he lets me see.

🥇1st Place - '18 Neon Awards - Random 🥇1st Place - '18 Fruit of Love Awards - Humor I'm Elle, and this is my novel, Jay. After rescuing my kidnapped plot from a minor character, getting kicked out of my house for cheating on Jay with a smut novel, and sobering up from a Wattpad votes and comments addiction, I've had it. I'll never write fiction again. (Our misadventures can be read in any order. Enjoy!)

Mexico Johnson has not one, but multiple problems: Not only is she the school's Notorious Virgin™, but her arch enemy Bluebell-Rose is doing everything in her power to make sure that won't change. To top it off, her long-time crush Jeikeh, who has an unhealthy obsession with spray tan, seems unreachable. When Mexico's best friend Barbara-Ann decides to help her change her virgin status and find her true love, everyone's lives take abrupt twists and turns. Secrets will be revealed, love found and lost, and discoveries made. | A PROJECT IN COLLABORATION WITH @positiveenergies | #freethelgbt

We have modified innocent kiddy shows for teenagers to enjoy. Welcome to the Frick frack series ,which even we don't understand. If you like drama, shit and Frick frack you have (probably) come to the right series. This is a series of about (every 500 reads =bonus chapter) 15 books in one because we were too lazy to type this description 15 times. If you are disturbed by death,Frick frack and random shit like spitting out intestines you are warned. Also this is purely meant for comedy purposes and is not meant to be racist sexist deathist or any other 'ist'. Disclaimer: No characters were harmed in the making of this book.😀😀😀😀😀

PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS "TORN GIRL" Some stories have a happy ending and some make you want to cry. Well, mine is different or is it? That's for you to find out and for me to make. You can't stick with one girl when there are so many out there. Well, that's what Reece thought before he met Zoey. 'Love' is just a four letter word, it simply doesn't exist, because in the end all it does is causes pain just like Romeo and Juliet. That's what Zoey thinks. There is this quote which goes something like this " A good girl always wants a bad boy who is only good for her and a bad boy always wants a good girl who is only bad for him." This is just a whole load of BS! Why is it ALWAYS that good girl and not ever a bad girl? That one annoying good girl who acts all innocent and in every story steals the badboy away from the badgirl by doing some sort of voodoo. Why? you ask? The answer is simple, well, the thing is it's the society who sticks these labels on us, making sure a girl is always good and a boy is the only one who can be all rebellious. So in the end they can fall for each other. Now Zoey definitely doesn't stick to those labels, in fact, she is the exact opposite of a 'good girl'. She doesn't go by the society, she does what comes in her mind and that's exactly, why she is known as the town's bad-girl. I will EDIT this book SOON hopefully !!!! Made this book when I was very immature and childish...so don't blame the present,me for anything you find offensive in there. Thank you 💣READ AT YOUR OWN RISK💣

DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE [Highest rank so far: #57 in humor] "Boys. I don't understand them. At all. One of the most mysterious, misunderstood, and misinterpreted creatures of the planet. All we know is that they have a thing called the pen- -nevermind because I don't want to say that word..." *** Boys are the subject of every conversation in the girl's locker room, in the chatty hallways, on the staircase, and now, the science classroom. Kill me if that's not the slightest bit annoying. When 17 year old chatter-box and science geek, Alana-Lila Dizon hurls her beloved science textbook at the most popular golden boy of the school, accidentally almost knocks out an amazing athlete, and schools the smartest guy in school, maintaining an A-average in all the sciences becomes the least of her problems. Wesley (Wes) Sylvano is not a bad boy. He's known to be sweet, kind, and is all smiles. Everyone just loves him. Nicholas (Nick) Gray is the definition of scary. All around athlete, muscular physique, and with both a threatening and good reputation. Apparently he's nice to people unless you piss him off. Vincent (no nickname) Reid is your typical smart guy. He thinks he knows everything and that he's a genius, all because his dad is the CEO of a tech company. The jerk also doubles as a badboy, as they say. What do these boys have in common? Nothing, except for the fact that they're boys. And Alana-Lila Dizon is going to find out, once and for all, the science behind boys and why they're the way they are. WARNING: Contains 3 wild monkeys that may cause you to pull out your hair. Contains a girl with too much bad luck for her own good. May cause obsessive shipping, and/or laughing. Note: This is not a cliché...I think...mostly (cover picture is not mine, but belongs to the respective owner.)

{Highest Ranking: #708 in Humour} "It all started with an idea. Damn, this is crap already isn't it? Be honest, I don't like dishonest people. Ugh why did I make Luke talk me into this? Well you got this far, didn't you? I guess that's a start. Well okay, here goes nothing and everything in one fell swoop." ::: Toby Nelson was that one guy in the back of your math class that you knew was smart but you didn't pay attention to. He is also that one guy that gets pushed into the lockers by the football jerks that everyone laughs at. He is also friends with a lot of the hot girls at school... oh I'm sorry, FRIENDZONED by a lot of the hot girls at school. The only way for him to cope over his friendship position with his major crush Jessica, was to write a book about it. To be specific, a Guide. All he wants is to get out of that twilight zone. And the day might finally come. ::: All ideas, characters, and weighting of this story belongs to me and my imaginative mind! Cover: priceless101 ~ First Place in the Jewel Awards

A short dialogue story between a super chirpy and confident girl and a rugged, ill- mannered bad boy. (full description inside)

Everyone knows the story of Cinderella. All about the glass slippers and happy ever after where Cinderella didn't have to ask one question: when going against bipolar disorder and ADHD can love really win? But Aurora Winters does. Beautiful cover made by theworddealer

NOTE : Read in a British accent. "And then I see her, bustling through the crowd in a flurry of gold hair and yellow glasses. She seems to be looking for something, or someone rather as she darts her fiery blue eyes. The whole sight is mesmerizing. So mesmerizing, that I don't notice when those raging blue eyes stop moving and settle on me. But it is too late when I realize, because she suddenly launches the back of her palm, through the dry air and plants it roughly on my face." -Theodore Miller (The British Accent). _____***_____ On her first day at St.Oliver's school for nerds, Sophia expected to make new friends. What she didn't expect however, was to get into an argument with a gorgeous British lad, run into the school's resident queen bee and nearly kill her philosophy teacher. But she did. And she has a story long adventure to pay for it. Goldilocks and the British Accent. Copyright©2017

On October thirty-first, at exactly eight o clock pm, a shrill scream cut itself through the air. The scream tore through the trees like a great shard of glass. It was the kind of scream that made little hairs stand up straight. It was a scream of desperation and wild panic. It was the scream of an incompetent dumbass... The person screaming was me. **** **** **** Meet Ember, a wild thick skinned Korean girl with no filter for her mouth. She's seventeen years old and at the peak of her adolescence. The girl is already filled with raging hormones. Throw in a crazy mom, an impulsive best friend, a hellish school, a secret past and you got yourself a recipe for disaster. Luckily for Ember, the fun doesn't end there. The question is; What will be the catalyst for her insanity? Read more to find out.

Highest Ranking #3(29.08.16)(17.09.16) #5(27.08.16) #6(24.08.16) #8(23.08.16) (27.07.16) #9(21.08.16) #11(01.08.16)(20.05.16) #95 on projectgiggle (30.06.18) #26 on #breakstereotypes (23.06.20) ••• * We are never ever ever getting back together. * * Never say never ;) * * You are lame, Mr. No. * * Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you see I'm a human too? * A story in which a boy secretly messages a girl. Yeah, yeah you got it right... He texts lyrics. ••• Critics - "Your writing is beautiful too and the idea of this story is very original. Keep writing and inspiring others, you're doing amazing so far." ~Eve_The_Spy, author of Waffle Cones and many more amazing books. (I still can't believe she replied!) ••• Cover credit :- @kitkatonduty [ latest ] @incendia- Editing - @incendia- [ author's note ] @kitkatonduty ©All rights reserved_by kitkatonduty_2016

! This book is about good-bad jokes and puns that will hopefully make you laugh or hate me! *Not all puns/jokes are made up by me*