Punchline Stories

A rumor has spread about Shrimpo; the Toons are in distress, and none know what really happened... unless.... This is a story made because of boredom. (The writing gets better as you bear with the beginning, we promise-) Warnings ----- - Possible bad grammar - Ships you may not like - Aggressive behavior - OOC (Out Of Character) - Puns - Cringe Main ship: RageBait Cover art by iRozse!!

Gotham City has faced all sorts of evil over the years, but none as horrible or chaotic as its very own Clown Prince of Crime: The Joker. The jester has caused death and suffering on a massive scale over the course of years. But what happens when a force of pure evil meets an equally corrupt companion? One who shares his destructive desires and nihilistic ideals? And how will these two bring their joke to all of Gotham?

Life is up down left and right. I have one constant. My he punch line is coming and I'm ready for it actually I'm tired of waiting but I can go on a little while longer. Poems of a life

A one-page, one-minute read with a twist

Custom (Touhou/Dragonball) Spellcard Names

Phrase // Punchline des artiste NOS et Ademo.

harley quinn x poison ivy ! just a sweet lil story about the girls of gotham ! mostly based on harley quinn (2019) but inspiration was pulled from other corners of the dc universe

Arthur is brought to the hospital after suffering a murder attempt, where he meets a strange little girl with an edgy sense of humor and morbid interests, who will awaken not just Arthur's fatherly instinct, but also the Joker's thirst for blood. (Obvious spoilers for Joker and Joker: Folie a Deux) Author's commentary: Yeah I took the bait in that ragebait of a second movie and it very much enraged me, so now the autism won't let me sleep until I take that man out of his grave and make him a dad. I think a child would fix him way more than a girlfriend would, and I'm tired of pretending I don't.

Literally! Welcome to the world of Eight (And a half) year old, Gregory Pickson. He spells it Pixen. Either to sound cool or because he can't spell, we don't know. He is only Eight years old you guys. Cut him a little slack. Anyway, He leads your average Eight year old's life, running around, playing with his friends, maybe swallowing a couple bees along the way (Just me? Okay.) Until one day, the wifi goes out. Of course Gregory doesn't mind too much, seeing as he never used it, but his parents and his sister kinda go really crazy. They eventually find out some spoooooky stuff, and things happen... I'm not going to spoil it for you! Read this book! YEAH! Me - 10/10 PREEETTY GOOD YO! You - Wow dis book pretty good! Random cat - Meoooow! MEEOW! HISS! Translator - What? You want me to what? I can't speak cat. But I don't think that cat liked that microphone up so close to it's face. Not cool man. Not cool. Notes: There might be a lot of random capitalization. It's just kind of something I do. Also, there's always going to be typos. It just happens when you don't have a professional editor. And sometimes when you do. But, I'll try to make the book the cleanest it can be. Thanks!

Also note that a couple of few of them are Touhou-based. Just a few.

Des leçons et des citations qui vont vous faite réfléchir ✨ Ét des punchlines

Hey toi ! Bienvenue dans le monde des punchlines. Ceci est un rantbook qui comportera des citations, des punchlines et paroles de musiques comme indiqué dans le titre. Je t'invite à venir découvrir ce nouveau monde !🌟 @CoeurDeIce© Date de publication: 20/01/2018 Date de finalisation : 21/04/2018

The story is so short that any description would turn into a spoiler

Wshhh bien ou quoi ???? azy flemme de faire une description. rentre et c'est tout. En tout cas, y'a de touuut dedans. Punchlines 💯 débats ‼ photo ✨ storytimes 👑💖 concours 💥🔥 pub 📃 et plein d'autres choses ⚜⚜ kissssss 🖤🤎💜💙💚💛🧡❤ ah bah voila j'ai fait une description finalement... 😑

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When a former joke writer turns serial killer, the comedy world is turned upside down. One by one, comedians who stole their jokes meet a gruesome end. Enter Jack "The Jester" Jenkins, a bumbling detective with a penchant for silly jokes and a determination to solve the case. As the body count rises, Jack must navigate the dark underbelly of the comedy club scene to uncover the killer's true identity. But will his own jokes be enough to save him from becoming the next victim? "The Jester's Jokes" is a twisted tale of murder, mayhem, and the deadly power of a well-crafted punchline.

A collection of psychological horror flashes that will haunt you long after the last line. Each story plants a seed of doubt in your mind. What if the sound you just heard wasn't the wind? What if someone... was already inside your home? ----------- Un recueil de flashes d'horreur psychologique qui vous hante bien après la dernière ligne. Chaque histoire sème un doute dans votre esprit. Et si le bruit que vous venez d'entendre n'était pas le vent ? Et si quelqu'un... était déjà chez vous ?

I enjoyed writing/putting together my last jokes book, and I need something that I can easily update so here I am, putting another Jokes book together again. All these jokes are ones that I've heard of or ones that I found online or somewhere else.