Punchline Stories

Arthur is brought to the hospital after suffering a murder attempt, where he meets a strange little girl with an edgy sense of humor and morbid interests, who will awaken not just Arthur's fatherly instinct, but also the Joker's thirst for blood. (Obvious spoilers for Joker and Joker: Folie a Deux) Author's commentary: Yeah I took the bait in that ragebait of a second movie and it very much enraged me, so now the autism won't let me sleep until I take that man out of his grave and make him a dad. I think a child would fix him way more than a girlfriend would, and I'm tired of pretending I don't.

Les mots qui tournent en boucles et qui obsèdent Les mots futiles et imbéciles qui font sourire Les mots beaux A eux de former des phrases

A one-page, one-minute read with a twist

Some girls never ever forget their first crush. Their high school love. The one that got away. It was harder when that guy happed to be your best friends older brother. But now Harmony changed her image. She wasn't the same dorky high school girl she used to be. Now she wanted to win the heart of Keith Partridge. Americas heartthrob. Every woman longed to win his affections. Could the new Harmony finally have a real chance to win Keith's heart? Or was she stuck with her own broken heart? • A Keith Partridge Fanfic! • Partridge Family! * Note, this is just my fun take on the show. I do not own the rights, image, or music of the Partridge Family. With that being said enjoy!!

Harley Quinn and Punchline beat Joker.

J'écris du rap j'ai besoin d'avis blablabla Et les vues sans j'aime c'est chiant

Also note that a couple of few of them are Touhou-based. Just a few.

This is a funny story about Play. Go spread her popularity and save me from copyright.(There are curse words in here, but I'll make a version without them with this title, and an added no swears.)

Ever wonder if your favorite character from FMA ever used a pickup line? Prepare to have that question answered :) Comparing to Vol. 1, this will be WAAAAAAAY shorter. Characters included are as follows: Edward, Alphonse, Roy, Havov, Ling, and Greed. ENJOY!!!

Lost in d dark corners, Searching for light. Stumbling on every stone, Even when it's bright. Evil slowly creeping in, To destroy d good manners. See a mare picture, Looking as large as banners. This small palace of d mind, Where you are king. But really no slaves or visitors,waiting for "dong ding" Life is so filled with goodies, Yet very empty. U have it all, yet u feel like, U need something. A word is enough for the wise, bt true wisdom is not judged by Ure ability to understand a word. How empty life His if u ain't living for God. ©Nathaniel Ace (2016) 11:00 am 4/2/2016

I meet jack

Him: You're the ink in my poetry. Her: You're an enigma. Invading my mind. Between the lines, there's a punch. Between the lines, memories do appear in her mind. Between the burning lines, there's a story behind. Because for him... It's better to burn out every lines than to fade away in her mind.

I enjoyed writing/putting together my last jokes book, and I need something that I can easily update so here I am, putting another Jokes book together again. All these jokes are ones that I've heard of or ones that I found online or somewhere else.

Literally! Welcome to the world of Eight (And a half) year old, Gregory Pickson. He spells it Pixen. Either to sound cool or because he can't spell, we don't know. He is only Eight years old you guys. Cut him a little slack. Anyway, He leads your average Eight year old's life, running around, playing with his friends, maybe swallowing a couple bees along the way (Just me? Okay.) Until one day, the wifi goes out. Of course Gregory doesn't mind too much, seeing as he never used it, but his parents and his sister kinda go really crazy. They eventually find out some spoooooky stuff, and things happen... I'm not going to spoil it for you! Read this book! YEAH! Me - 10/10 PREEETTY GOOD YO! You - Wow dis book pretty good! Random cat - Meoooow! MEEOW! HISS! Translator - What? You want me to what? I can't speak cat. But I don't think that cat liked that microphone up so close to it's face. Not cool man. Not cool. Notes: There might be a lot of random capitalization. It's just kind of something I do. Also, there's always going to be typos. It just happens when you don't have a professional editor. And sometimes when you do. But, I'll try to make the book the cleanest it can be. Thanks!

Kim Taehyung, un lycéen souvent seul, passe la plupart de son temps à observer ce qui l'entour alors tout le monde pense qu'il est bizarre. Rare sont ceux qui ont su apprendre à le connaître assez pour découvrir le super héro qu'il est vraiment. Cependant, entre la curiosité de son unique ami Jeon Jungkook et celle du professeur Kim Namjoon, il va enfin pouvoir trouver sa place. en featuring avec @shikei13

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harley quinn x poison ivy ! just a sweet lil story about the girls of gotham ! mostly based on harley quinn (2019) but inspiration was pulled from other corners of the dc universe

Mina Castillo lives by structure, color codes, and the comforting quiet of her books. Nikkolo Lim lives by impulse, sarcasm, and the messiest brushstrokes known to the Fine Arts department. They're total opposites. Until they're unwillingly paired for the midyear exhibit, forced to collaborate on one ambitious piece, and survive each other in the process. What starts as creative chaos turns into something messier: vulnerability, stolen glances, annotated novels, and one sketchbook filled with truths neither of them are ready to say out loud. He thinks she's uptight. She thinks he's a disaster. They both might be right. But somewhere between the banter and brushstrokes, they start to see each other differently.