The most cringiest but funniest puns around.
If you don't like puns, you're punthetic and you should be punished. If you do, that's punderful! And I'm outta here 💜
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If there are any repeated puns please tell me.
Here I write poems and/or puns about movies and you try to guess what movie its about
(Leave answers in the comments, then turn the page to see if you got it right)
Also, feel free to let me know if you want to recommend a specific movies
Due to the recent death of her closest friend, Diane's summer has started off to be a spiral of depression and despondency. But enter a chameleon and Elijah West, a smart and sassy plot twist who sets out to challenge Diane's monotonous ways and simply change her outlook on life.
[spiritual #22 on October 14th, 2015]
[short story #291 on July 25th, 2014]
(2014)
[WATTY AWARDS 2014 HQ LOVE AWARD WINNER]
[WATTPAD FEATURED STORY]
things have been always awkward between Sans and Frisk they both have a crush on each other but.. they didn't know well, Papyrus knew Sans liked Frisk because he kissed her! Well while she was sleeping..and Sans was onto Frisk because she was hiding something from him. Will they both find out their secret?
So if you are here you probably know the story...
How @Blue_Carrots was welcomed to the fandom on Chapter 179 of @kmbell92 's Tightly Knit...
And then it transformed into a vicious fight because somebody tried to murder me for being Slytherin because "Bellatrix was in Slytherin and Bellatrix killed Dobby!"
And then me and @chayatallent realised we were hugging on another comment chain and became best friends...
And @butnotquitethere turned us into respectful pacifists...
And we spent many happy days discussing our fandoms, making puns and hunting for mentally stable people...
But then *dramatic zoom in* disaster struck! Many people began to hard-heartedly complain about the notifications! What were we to do?
And thus, *sobs*, the Council of the Mispunderstood died...
Until now!!!
Join, if you dare...
This book is just a bunch of puns and jokes + other nonsense. There could be a few offensive jokes but I'm still debating on that. Idk I'll put a warning in those chapters if I do put offensive ones.
Take my hands and let's soar to....
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THE PUNS COLLECTIONS!!!
Compiled By DHEANA
All of these puns not all are mine. Some I made myself, Some puns I encountered in the internet in various websites. Hope you enjoy!
((DISCONTINUED BC CRINGE))
This used to be a book of puns, but then I branched off into weird shit that I find funny. Hope your humor is the same as mine, or you'll just wonder if I escaped an asylum.
(Lots of fandom references here, be warned)
BEST, MOST PUNNY, SASSY, FUNNY, BITCHY, RELATABLE, STUPID AND SHITTY TWEETS.
If you get offended easily, don't read inside.
This kind of humor can be a little bit offensive.
But at the end, it's just for fun lmfao.
Enjoy u little shits