Puns Stories

This story takes place after the player vanishes from their fight with the bad time trio aka Sans, Shift, Stretch. The three got stuck there for a very long time until a strange occurrence happens which causes them to land in the world of Boku no hero Academia where lies a world of quirks with this world what will this trio be able to accomplish let's find out === Well.. i may or may not get lazy so.. Yeah this can be cringe and please be aware that typos can be basically littered everywhere and English is not my first language. Moreover, this book has really slow updates... Honestly I'd doubt that I'll finish this story...

"Because not all family is to share the same skin. . . Literally." ~~~~~~~~~~ The Village wasn't your home any longer. That ended ever since you had fallen down. Now, you were to fend off for both you and your sibling, while hoping for nothing more unfortunate to cross your path. What you didn't expect was that you would end up meeting with the monsters, which were the ones the villagers loathed seeing every moment of their lives. The ones the villagers had warned you so much about were the ones who actually lend out a hand, in more ways than one. That's when you realized your home wasn't on the Village. No. Your home was with them - It was with the monsters. ~~~~~~~~~~ ** Small Note/Before You Go On: This is meant to be a 'x Reader' of sorts, and the events will take place after the ending of the Pacifist route. ** Undertale belongs to its creator Toby Fox. I only took the liberty of putting my thoughts into a fan fiction.

{Highest Ranking - #1 in Parodies} These are headcanons, puns, parodies, etc. From the Percy Jackson series and the Heroes of Olympus series. Some I made up, it'll indicate if I did so. I hope you enjoy and read for an occasional laugh, cry, and stroll down memory lane. Comment, vote, and laugh all you like!!! ♥

Life itself is unfair. People are lost in the blissful deception, believing everyone is treated the same. But there are those who got it worse, Sans learned that the hard way. Loosing everything in the blink of an eye. Mistreated by society, he learned to forge and force his own path. Following his father's very own dream, he will do stuff in his very own way. Follow along to see where his path built on spite, is leading. ==== Heya, this is basically revamp of my old story. Er, somwhat...As always typos are frequent. I decided to do this when I was trying to sleep, so uh. Idk about this. The cover is mine I drew it. I'm shoving Sans in the support course btw. Oh, and updates are random.

❝Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?❞ Just a couple conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 2 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.

Luz has a slightly older brother, of sorts. (not literally, still only child) the best of friends. But when they go to the boiling isles, will he be able to keep his promise to Camila to protect Luz? 8/22/2022 #4- owlhouse

These are just some jokes I found on the internet. I don't own them

This is reserved for only the best and funniest, not all my joke. This is for the mature readers, will have warning for the extremely dirty jokes at the beginning of the chapter. completed.

Smol thing I guess. I don't own Undertale (obviously), but I do own all of the art in this book (as the first A/N states). This is my first fic. I update as often as I can, especially on most weekends. Don't be afraid to comment if you have something to say.

This is based off of a non-romantic and non-smut one shot I had thought of a long time ago involving horror Sans and the Apple family... however, unlike the one shot this will continue and will have it's own storyline...

Sans is a comedian, telling puns and playing pranks is part of who he is. Or is it? Resets, his parents deaths, and bringing up his brother alone has all taken its toll on the pun loving skeleton sending him into a spiralling depression. His comic front is becoming harder to uphold against the wear of time, only to be worsened by a total lack of sleep and a new threat in the underground , but will his brother ever discover ... The truth behind his mask? First ever fanfic, constructive criticism is encouraged. I don't own the characters or the art included in or on the book. Undertale and all characters belongs to Toby Fox.

Your typical favourite slashers having some killer conversations. PM if you suggest ideas :)

❝when finn wolfhard kidnaps you...❞ ...its kinda sorta almost amazing af [COMPLETED] ☁for my impatient readers!!!☁ -skip to "play date" and I promise you'll fall in love ❤

jimin, looking down: wow, this is trash jimin, turns head to the mirror: jennie: glad you just realised how you look © p a r k l o v e s j e n | k i m

"You got expelled from school." "Yes." "You punched a girl in the face." "Uh huh." "Now your sitting in front of me." "Okay." "You are now going to he-" "Did you just suddenly become a gypsy out of those few minutes you were talking to the phone?" I questioned Meet Phoenix Quinn. The rebel, the tomboy and a girl with a boy- I mean, unisex name. When she gets expelled from her school after an incident she is... well.... let's not be harsh here but she is rejected from both girls and mixed private schools. But there is another school which can for the right reasons reject her but for the wrong reasons accept her..... Drum roll please! An all boys school can accept her yay! Everybody loves a happy ending, just not Phoenix who is hating her life situation. Follow Phoenix to the place where all rebellious and good students go like her just not where girls go. Oh, boy, in a journey which may tip us off after a while. Tragic. J.ust like the titanic. ____ Warning: Has swearing in it. Highest ranking: #27 in humor 12/07/17 P.S- I tried for my summary, if its crappy please don't complain. I tried. I suck at summaries.

Title says all! :) The cover of this book belongs to @n-ghtmxre who made it for me. Please check out their pf and follow them! Thanks, and enjoy! ;)

This is a truth or dare with me, Chat Noir. You can ask me questions and I will answer them. You can dare me and I will do the dare depending on what it is. I have the right to decline a dare, but that most likely will not happen.

((LARGE EDIT COMING WITH NEXT UPDATE)) A story about a merman prince who has to choose between his life on land or his life in water. It should be an easy choice right? Well, for Adrien it isn't. Making friends on land, falling in love, and becoming a well known superhero has caused him a wave of emotions he never thought he would go through. Before it would have been a simple choice; The Ocean. But now, he might need to reevaluate his life choices. ( The story starts of with a mix of First/ThirdPOV (( For at least 3 chapters)), Later on it stays with Third POV ) I DO NOT OWN MIRACULOUS LADYBUG* ALSO THE COVER PHOTO IS TEMPORARY*

Everyone has those days where nothing seems to be going right. For 2016 I have decided to publish a book where I post one joke or pun a day to help make those tough times easier and to hopefully put a smile on your faces. I do not own any of the jokes and they are purely there for your enjoyment. So come on and make this a year to remember!

waking up with no memory of what happened in the previous hours, a certain skeleton struggles to put up with another soul, all the while hiding it from his younger brother, wanting not to burden him. But what will he do when not just him, but everyone else finds out?