Puns Histoires

Mouze has a secret he's lost his mind to keep. Which isn't that strange, considering he lives in Wonderland - nonsense rhymes and insanity and all. But when a supposed stranger drags him back into the political intrigues he doesn't remember escaping, will Mouze relearn enough of his past to help his friends survive? ~ Open Novella Contest entry! Primarily prompt 110: You wake with no memory except a single name, only to be told you died years ago and as danger closes in, you must uncover why you've returned and who wants you dead again. With touches of prompt 19: When you accidentally spill coffee on someone, the moment that should've ruined your day becomes the beginning of a surprising and life-changing friendship. If you've seen this posted on my other writing accounts, shhh no you haven't.

waking up with no memory of what happened in the previous hours, a certain skeleton struggles to put up with another soul, all the while hiding it from his younger brother, wanting not to burden him. But what will he do when not just him, but everyone else finds out?

It's been 5 years since monsters emerged from Mt. Ebott. They integrated into society rather quickly, but they still have people who disagree against the Governments decision to give them rights. Personally, you think monsters have better morals and attitudes than humans do. And who new that all you had to do to gain new friends was to get stabbed in the leg? When your insane brother escapes prison unexpectedly, you never have been happier to have friends who care about you. However, one monsters smile keeps you filled with hope and determination along with something you denied yourself of years ago...

Knife in your hand. The still air in the hall sends chills down your spine. You've been here many times before, why does it feel different now? I've been here about 50 times... the same faces, the same bloodshed, the same timelines all over again. But this time, it... this. This doesn't feel right. There he is, as always. "Let's just get on with it. You're not gonna keep this going as long as I'm here, Demon." And all the same attacks, over and over and over. And over. And over. But you always managed to kill him in even less turns as the timelines went by. "*SLASH*" It has been done. Again. You didn't even feel pleasure from this anymore. You changed. "And there you go, *cough* you'll reset again. You'll kill again. Y/n, you used to be so different on the FIRST *cough* timeline. What happened?" He managed to say, still gripping tightly his wound. "Easy. I became a BETTER person." I chuckled evilly, moving onto the Throneroom, killing Asgore and into the dark abyss where I always press the same button. "WAIT! Before you press it, please heed my words!!" A voice. A different one from my ultimate bestie, Chara. "Who are you, and what are you talking about?" I looked around. No one. (Who was it? Find out in 1!) -Hallo! A new book, as promised. In chapter 12 or 13, Im gonna play a song related to the book title, for which Caleb Hyles collabed with Jonathan Young, hence the name Start a new again. Part of the song. I bet you already know what the song is. Just wait. OK bai BTW, this is my cover art. You can find it in My Artbook, and you can most definitely use it! Just PM me and mention me about the art. Start date: Nov. 27, 2016 End date: January 15, 2017 (wow, I wrote this book in the midst of 2 months or lesser)

I dont even know what i'm doing. I just love sans and stuff...... fuck my life what even is this Its a "love" story (ew) including frozen spagetti and bad puns i guess and flowers..... maybe idk

"... So... guess that's it. Huh?" "Just... don't say I didn't warn you." "Welp. I'm going to grillby's " "Papyrus, do you want anything?" After another genocide run Sans notices something off.

Lily Lockhart is determined to keep her sanctuary afloat and her life under control. Unfortunately, the animals have opinions, the stakes are high, and her feelings are getting dangerously inconvenient.

This is me and my friend's own AU PheonixTale and there are kinda a little Frans here so for the non Chasriel and Frans shippers don't read this and THERE ARE NO LEMONS IN HERE(SORRY SINNERS)I REPEAT NO LEMONS Ps.The cover is not mine

Hello readers, G'day dear friends. I don't know WTF I AM DOING ANYMORE... Anyway, this is: An easy guide to learning the best ways on how to irritate your friends, siblings and family by messages, pranks, tricks, spamming and much more. REQUEST OPEN AS PER USUAL, THOUGH NOBODY WILL AS USUAL. PLEASE, REQUESTS PLEASE. ~Used to have two books but ended up just uploading them into this hence why I am writing this introduction...~

*WARNING VERY CRINGEY⚠⛔*

(P.s. E) All characters here in this book are OC's or original characters Sorry, I just had to "mint"ion that puns will be a daily "rotini" but don't make it such a "fig" "dill" they are annoying, but to some, they're "berry" "a-peel-ling" that will surely grow a round of "apple"lause Later laters I'll see ya in the story

Let's face it, getting reincarnated as a tree has got to be the lamest thing to get reincarnated into. But when the tree is actually a King Forest Keeper, born every thousand years with a 15% chance, with abilities beyond human comprehension, even poor Lucien has to acknowledge that. Join Lucien Sobel in his gut-wrenching journey to surviving and evolving in a strictly pyramidical world.

A collection of jokes that will make you lose hope for humanity. Just read this story if you don't know what is life anymore. 😂😆😜😋 Highest Rank in Wordplay - #61 8/29/18

These are the hilarious jokes from the game The Last of Us. One of the main characters, Ellie, finds this book. From there she uses it to keep herself entertained throughout much of the game.

hey guys this book is about random things that happen in my life!this will be for MS and HP ETC!

And here we find the sequel of A Joke A Day Keeps The Doctor Away. Hopefully it will be filled with laughter, jokes and brilliant comments from my wonderful readers. ENJOY

Welcome to the funniest and punniest book around. Hopefully it makes you laugh or I am a failure at life. Please follow Vote Comment

"Who are you?" the supervillain asks. His breathless voice is surprisingly soft. I slam my hands on either side of him, leaning in so close my nose touches his mask. I'm the taller one. "It's 'Please Don't Kick My Sorry Butt,' but you can call me 'Too late, I Already Did.' " And I have to admit, that one I'm a little too proud of. ***Hey, hey! Now a Wattpad featured story!*** The superheroes are gone. For as long as Monet can remember, a league of superheroes has guarded her city. They were the citizens' idols, guardians, and best friends. Then, only months ago, those same heroes poofed, leaving the population at the mercy of a supervillain known as 'Masquerade.' As teen reporter and self-proclaimed defender of truth, justice, and the American way, Monet Jackson vows to do anything to find the heroes. And that "anything," unfortunately, includes taking a dip in a vat of toxic chemicals, being fired, and being hunted by Masquerade himself. But someone's gotta protect the city, and she might as well write a blog about it. *** WHAT'S INSIDE: 1 Kick-butt heroine +1 Love Triangle... or ...Love Quadrilateral... or... Love Dodecahedron +School Drama +Action Sequences +Too Many Puns +Plot Twists + Cliffhangers *** COMPLETE

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"Hey, are you up yet?" You had a huge headache, you stood up, or tried to, but got sent back to the floor. "What-" 'You were trusted by all of them and you stabbed them in the back' "I didn't do anything wrong!!! Please? Sans? Papyrus? Anyone? PLEASE C-COME B-BACK!" You made an indecipherable cry and then whisper-yelled "Please come back. I miss you. I'm sorry...I need you..." 'You are nothing to them. Never were, never will be, nobody loves you.' "LEAVE ME ALONE CHARA LET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE!!!!" 'Not a chance brat.' You pounded on the ground below you.