Puns Stories

Roxy, 15, meets a boy named Carson at her school. He catches feelings, and takes the opportunity to try and rizz her up. To his disappointment, feelings aren't mutual. Then he finds out that Roxy has a twin. Slowly, he starts catching feelings for her too. Roxy, realizing that her sister is catching feelings for Carson, uses her friendship to wingman the two lovers into figuring out their feelings. 𝙉𝙊 𝘼𝙄 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵. Note: this is my first time writing romance, so I hope it isn't too cringey! > - <

A dialogue story. Where Love guru receives the weirdest call, in his years of giving love advice anonymously. For more love advice contact to - A-maize-ing Couples; the kings in matchmaking.

"Would you like some coffee with your sugar?" "Sounds like something someone with a pH of 2 would say." "Diabetic." "Acidic base." "That'll be $3.20." *** Some people think your coffee order says a lot about you. Andie Bishop takes her coffee with three pumps of syrup, a double shot of espresso and just enough milk to not burn her tongue: sweet, but strong. Scott Tyler takes it black: no frills, no fuss. Straight-forward. A little bitter. Looking at it like that, it makes a lot of sense. But Scott could use a little more sweetness in his life, and it wouldn't hurt Andie to do things the easy way sometimes. Opposites attract alright, but sometimes the clash is too much. Can the bitter barista and the over-the-top undergrad make it work? Or are some things just... not meant to bean? Puns, coffee, puns about coffee and belligerent sexual tension - what more could you want? Caution: contents may be hot. [highest rank: #63 in humor]

A 16 year old girl has some tough decisions to make.

(A Skulduggery Pleasant/Undertale crossover) Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain receive a strange call- leading them to the mysterious and supposedly dangerous Mt. Ebott. After Skulduggery (very lamely) trips over a rock and falls inside, he discovers a completely new world hidden below: The Underground.

Have you ever woke up and suddenly had ears and a tail? No? Well Koda is living that experience Follow Koda through his life living as a rabbit hybrid. I'll be -trying- to post new parts every Friday so that I can have a schedule.

[UNDERTALE AU X READER] Welcome to ChatTale! Here you can communicate with your friends, families, enemies and strangers too! Are you ready to meet new friends? ⚠WARNING⚠ -Undertale Does Not Belong to me -Other Undertale AU's doesn't belong to me either. -Pics are not from me, obviously. -The Story belongs to meh! ^^ ENJOY! ^^

I got this idea in school from a friend. This is pure brainrot. So I introduce to you, the Birth of Physics. ***************************************************************************************** Maths and Chemistry have a child named Physics. Let's see how everything unfolds.

WELL HUMANS, I AM A BIG FAN OF UNDERSWAP. IT IS A FASCINATING UNIVERSE. WELL ENJOY MY LITTLE BISCUITS!

Where Tobi makes it his mission to win Simon over with his puns and cheesy jokes and Simon secretly loves it.

He found her sleeping at the schools garden bench. She woke up. "hey, what are you staring at?" "don't worry, I won't bite..probably" "long time no see" They don't know her, but, she's a friend, a real good friend. "say, why did you left?" "A whoopee cushions a day keeps the prank Ok!" She's mysterious. Hard to read. "it's hard to trust anyone these days" "you'll be beaten where you stand" "I know a shortcut" You'll someday know her name. "remember the first time met? you guys actually found my name on the 10th day" "everyone come to me for info" She's known the "mysterious 8th member"

The situation is dire. To combat the growing threat of the League of Villains, a briefing on their known members is presented to the teachers of the U.A. But which idiot decided to put Ms. Joke in charge of introducing the villains? One Shot! *****EXTREME PUN WARNING, PROCEED WITH CAUTION!*****

A book for Avatar. What could possibly go wrong? Mostly Zuko stuff. Mostly angst with some fluff thrown in.

When a punk rocker meets a posh socialite, a whirlpool of emotions surfaces and old relationships test the waters of love. You won't regret reading this masterpiece filled with love, betrayal, and love.

❝ my whole life is a joke ... and not even a funny one ❞

𝖼𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 @𝗀𝗂𝗆_𝗇𝗈_𝖻𝖺𝖻, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗂 𝖿𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗍 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗈𝗇 𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍: 𝗁𝗍𝗍𝗉𝗌://𝗐𝗐𝗐.𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍.𝖼𝗈𝗆/𝗉𝗂𝗇/𝟤𝟤𝟨𝟧𝟪𝟪𝟢𝟦𝟥𝟨𝟦𝟩𝟫𝟪𝟧𝟧𝟨/ ⭑*•̩̩͙⊱••••✩••••̩̩͙⊰•*⭑⭑*•̩̩͙⊱••••✩••••̩̩͙⊰•*⭑⭑*•̩̩͙⊱••••✩••••̩̩͙⊰•*⭑⭑*•̩̩͙⊱••••✩••••̩̩͙⊰•*⭑ 𝗂 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗍-𝗂 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝗎𝖿𝖿 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖼𝗎𝗋𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗌𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗌𝗈 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀 *𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗎𝖾 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗋𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗄* ⭑*•̩̩͙⊱••••✩••••̩̩͙⊰•*⭑⭑*•̩̩͙⊱••••✩••••̩̩͙⊰•*⭑⭑*•̩̩͙⊱••••✩••••̩̩͙⊰•*⭑⭑*•̩̩͙⊱••••✩••••̩̩͙⊰•*⭑ 𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝗆 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝖺𝖽𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗄 𝟤𝟫 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖨 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗒 𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗌 𝗌𝗈 𝖨 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗅𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗅𝗈l

❝ A narcissist walks into a bar. He is quickly approached by a decent looking girl, who asks if he's seeing anyone. "Mostly myself, in the mirror," he says.❞

"Nico di Angelo Book" was crap, so here's a better version. CONTAINS: Spoilers (duh) Art Memes and MORE because why not (Will include headcanons that AREN'T mine. Want mine? Visit "Nico di Angelo Headcanons!") There's art at the top of every chapter! I don't own anything but my ideas.

So if you are here you probably know the story... How @Blue_Carrots was welcomed to the fandom on Chapter 179 of @kmbell92 's Tightly Knit... And then it transformed into a vicious fight because somebody tried to murder me for being Slytherin because "Bellatrix was in Slytherin and Bellatrix killed Dobby!" And then me and @chayatallent realised we were hugging on another comment chain and became best friends... And @butnotquitethere turned us into respectful pacifists... And we spent many happy days discussing our fandoms, making puns and hunting for mentally stable people... But then *dramatic zoom in* disaster struck! Many people began to hard-heartedly complain about the notifications! What were we to do? And thus, *sobs*, the Council of the Mispunderstood died... Until now!!! Join, if you dare...

Harry has something that he has to tell his dad. No-Voldemort AU.