Puns Stories

Sequel to "It's a Beautiful Day Outside...

I don't know what to put here. (these are funny moments from the 7-Year gap between "True dust sans x my little pony harem" And "The three saviors") (I forgot to mention that Derpy and Lyra are anthropomorphic)

Lily Lockhart is determined to keep her sanctuary afloat and her life under control. Unfortunately, the animals have opinions, the stakes are high, and her feelings are getting dangerously inconvenient.

This is my first story. Its a Sans x Reader...basically its gonna take place after the true ending. You aren't Frisk or anything, just you. Humanity is actually happy to have monsters back. So yeah. Enjoy.

These are just some jokes I found on the internet. I don't own them

Everyone needs a laugh Everyday, I will add another terrible joke No copyright infringement intended None of the following jokes are meant to offend

Tea did not exist! A 6 year old girl Alea von Wakachamu suddenly realizes this, after constantly having déjà vu moments. This was a serious matter as her love for tea was on an obsessive level. Tea-lover, tea-enthusiastic, tea-addict, tea-crazy. Without tea in her life, it's tea-rrible! While observing other strange things to the culture of the world, she realizes why she found her name and surroundings familiar. There was a popular novel known as 'Charmed by You', that constantly kept fans on the edge. It was even adapted into various media. But the series ended and fans were outraged, because their ships weren't canon in the end. What was a romance novel without its romantic ending?? Well, you've probably realized by now that it was popular in her previous life... and that she is currently reincarnated as the villainess. No worries though, because Alea is determined to help her favourite ship set sail! That is if she manages to befriend the male protagonists~ But a romance novel can't end without a romantic ending for herself either, right?

Just your average jokes, puns, pick-up lines and more! They're all *terribly* funny!

((DISCONTINUED BC CRINGE)) This used to be a book of puns, but then I branched off into weird shit that I find funny. Hope your humor is the same as mine, or you'll just wonder if I escaped an asylum. (Lots of fandom references here, be warned)

Germany is having a hard time confessing his love to his ally, Italy. Of course, France knows and decides to give Ludwig a little nudge!

leJINdary jokes

Make odd choices while talking with wacky characters from Mobile Legends. And let's hope you don't die too much... All stories are for fun and people who don't know what Mobile Legends is can still read and understand 97% of the book. This was made by me because of my addiction to Mobile Legends. And one day, I was like, hey, why not create a Mobile Legends story? It's a bit easier to write about since I know most of the characters by now. I really do recommend that you get the game. It sounds like Mobile Legends is sponsoring me, huh? Oh well, see you in the first chapter! (Contains humor and not much else. Occasional special chapters included.) Note: I don't know what to call this, so I'm just going to say it's an interactive story, although I'm basically forcing the character to make the decisions and say stuff (probably against their will). Read it and you'll find out what I mean. *Cover not by me. Credits to MobileLegendsOL Highest rank: #80 in humor Current specials: Includes Lancelot's Sexuality, Hearts and Parts - Starring Ruby and Alucard, Hide and Seek - Kagura and Hayabusa, Disappearance, Group Meeting #1, Lolita's Countless Rescues, and Nicknames - Starring Alucard and Ruby, Layla's Therapy Corner, Harley Gets Adopted, Bush fight (Natalia and Hilda), A Gift, 4 More Chances, and Harley's Halloween Costume!

Welcome to the world that I created for eliminating stressful, pressure and depression of your lifeu. BUT. I.DO.NOT. GUARANTEE.ANYTHING Will also be blessed with Blackpinks' meme faces. Enjoy Started; March 2019 Ended; May 2019 ©JiminNunmul2019

This is the story of a baby that somehow made it to the underground. Join our little Zoe on a life adventure in finding out about the underground and making friends while also loosing friends. *cough cough* Toriel* cough cough* will she free the monsters from the underground? FIND OUT AND READ ON :D WARNING: this story may contain course language, violence and spoilers. WARNING: you have been warned. -_- Also please wright in the comment if you like my story and if I'm doing something wrong or I could improve on something let me know thank you and please remember to help all those Temmies go to collag so they can make temmie village proud....except for bob I think bob is evil trying to destroy temmie village. *-*

Everyone loves puns, right?

In a crime-filled city, an assassin and her target fall in love.

Monsters are finally free to roam above the underground! After splitting up with Papyrus, Sans starts to feel a bit bonely. That is... Until he meets (y/n) (y/l/n). Then his world flips upside-down. But when people start to become scared of monsters, will this romance be able to last? Or are monsters and humans destined to never be together? *** Hello. Welcome to my newest story (I say that a lot...) which I'm really excited to write for. Please do not post hateful comments in this story, as I always try to keep a positive atmosphere in all of my stories. But helpful criticism is always taken and appreciated. Can't wait to see what all of you think! =^-^= *** Ranked 326 in 'sans x reader' as of 5/9/2018.

Title is pretty self explanatory. It's a book of puns with incorrect quotes mixed in. sorry if the book is bad, it's my first book.

Ayeeeee, let me embrace you with my love for puns~! Prepare yourself, you might slap your face 100,000 times. ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

Ladybug and Chat Noir hate each other. Forced to work on an elite super hero's team together, the two's immense feelings only get worse the more time spent together. But will feelings change as Chat Noir catches a glimpse of who the esteemed Ladybug truly is? Will his annoyance grow? Or will his new mission become that to infiltrate her heart? I do not own Miraculous or it's characters...only the plot!