Puns Stories

Here, take some jokes. Mark, Jack, & Felix jokes to be exact. Book #1

where two boys send eachother ridiculous pick up lines. //text format// © all rights reserved 2018 @playboymembersonly

I love puns, bad jokes crack me up, and I LOOVVVEEEE pick-up lines!!! So... ENJOY!!! October 31, 2017... apparently I can't add any more chapters? I'm just going to have a second book. Thanks for reading and happy Halloween!!!

Lorraine Warren (yes I named my oc after the famous psychic) is a probably the only wingless person in her small home town of Ebott. The reasons the way she is now is through multiple tragedies that happened when she was in highschool. Their are only a few select that don't view her as a freak or a murderer. One of those few is a young girl named Frisk. She is one of the only lights of salvation that she has left in this world. So what happens when Frisk goes missing and a few weeks later, ends up on the news on a rainy day with an ENTIRELY different species of living beings coming from under the Mountain? And that they've named her the ambassador?! And what happens when said little girl sends one of her monster friends to secretly protect Lorraine? *Co written by WolfSpiritNura

Roxy, 15, meets a boy named Carson at her school. He catches feelings, and takes the opportunity to try and rizz her up. To his disappointment, feelings aren't mutual. Then he finds out that Roxy has a twin. Slowly, he starts catching feelings for her too. Roxy, realizing that her sister is catching feelings for Carson, uses her friendship to wingman the two lovers into figuring out their feelings. 𝙉𝙊 𝘼𝙄 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵. Note: this is my first time writing romance, so I hope it isn't too cringey! > - <

Here you will find many random memes some you will know and some unusual.I hope you will enjoy it here guys! !-DISCLAIMER-! I don't own the memes, credits go to the owners of them There will be some offensive memes

Undertale, Deltarune, BNHA, and more! Basically just random stuff I have saved on my phone for some reason (tbh it's mostly just Undertale) None of these memes / works of art are mine unless stated otherwise. If you want to know where i got the memes you can ask me by commenting and I'll gladly search for wherever i found it

He found her sleeping at the schools garden bench. She woke up. "hey, what are you staring at?" "don't worry, I won't bite..probably" "long time no see" They don't know her, but, she's a friend, a real good friend. "say, why did you left?" "A whoopee cushions a day keeps the prank Ok!" She's mysterious. Hard to read. "it's hard to trust anyone these days" "you'll be beaten where you stand" "I know a shortcut" You'll someday know her name. "remember the first time met? you guys actually found my name on the 10th day" "everyone come to me for info" She's known the "mysterious 8th member"

Yup! Just another meme book for the year 2020! I ran outta room on the other one... anywho! Let's... get into it! {DISCLAIMER: The image used for the cover is not mine! The memes are not mine, either, unless stated otherwise!}

[UNDERTALE AU X READER] Welcome to ChatTale! Here you can communicate with your friends, families, enemies and strangers too! Are you ready to meet new friends? ⚠WARNING⚠ -Undertale Does Not Belong to me -Other Undertale AU's doesn't belong to me either. -Pics are not from me, obviously. -The Story belongs to meh! ^^ ENJOY! ^^

Sans told not too long ago about fairies to Papyrus. Since then both have been looking for one, but neither of them would have thought of one so rude!

So, here you were. Standing in front of your old home you stayed in. Your mother had a child at a young age and she knew she couldn't take care of a child. So she left you at her mother's until she had her life sorted. That happened when you were 12. When you had gotten into a few 'Fandoms' of some anime and some games. Your favourite game was really fun, but now, you could barely remember much of it. All you knew was that you LOVED the music in it! Now growing up with your mom, you barely had time to yourself, what with helping around the house all the time, apart from when you went to sleep. When you had hit 16, she got back into her old habits but wouldn't let you go to your grandmothers. It was only when you turned 19 that she turned her life around. Got a good house, well paying job, nice car and heck- she even got a boyfriend. Even with her trying her best to make you happy, you preferred chatting with your grandmother than your own mom. Of course, that was to be expected. She taught you everything you knew, how to cook, clean, sew and even some self defense. But your grandpa helped with the heavier side. Like... Weapons. Your grandma died recently and left the house to you. Much to your moms slight annoyance. Your grandpa was away with work all the time and just stayed at hotels all around the world. So you moved in. Already the first night, and you've already caused trouble for others. But they grow to enjoy your presence! Oh, and you find out your grandpa... Doesn't do normal work? And your grandma... Wasn't human? Well, find out all this and MORE on Y/N's adventure! ( Slow updates! And if you enjoy whatever the hell this train wreck is, or have some constructive criticism, then don't be afraid to comment. :) )

A book with puns. Obviously?

well you could find the lamest jokes here. even thought we dont admit but we all love good dad jokes 😂 so have fun and laugh alot here. 😁 And imagine jin reading them ot would make them 200%funnier .

A one shot cuz why not (the whole things based on a pun, please don't hate me)

This is just a one shot about one of our favourite little owls. Enjoy~ I don't own any of the characters or photos, all the rights go to the original creators.

HEATH LEDGER JOKER X AMBER AMBER IS NOT A NORMAL GIRL LIVING WITH HER 3 YEAR OLD SISTER AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE BUMPS IN A MAN WHO IS KNOWN AS A CRIMEINAL THEY HANG OUT TILL ONE DAY SHE FINDS OUT THE HARD WAY WHO HE REALLY IS BUT THEN SOMETHING CONETS WHAT IF.......HE AND SHE FALL FOR EACHOTHER EVEAN THO HE HURTS HER SHE STILL CARED BUT BEFOR SHE HATED HIM BUT IT TURNED INTO AN EMOTION SO HERES A STORY OF GOOD AND EVIL INERTWINE WITH LOVE PASSION

-*-Complete-*- this story will tell a short story of how cat noir and ladybug discovered each others identity reveled. 7 chapters and 1 extra chapter hope you enjoy!

This book consist of memes.... memes from different fandoms including: anime, kpop, aphmau, MysticMessenger and any other fucking memes I find on the internet, kay? (Bad puns are included too) Idfk what to say next so ciao