Puns Stories

| A crack book for Shin Ryujin ft. ITZY members | Things that Shin Ryujin probably said, or something that she will probably say. Contains: • Funny jokes • Sarcastic remarks • Puns • Pick up lines • etc.

Sassy and solitary Lily Lockhart is determined to keep the Royal Grace sanctuary afloat and her life under control. Unfortunately, the animals have opinions, the stakes are high, and her feelings are getting dangerously inconvenient.

Ellie Hayes and Nicholas Vance are perfect-on paper, anyway. Their parents, convinced that merging their lives is a match made in boardroom heaven, have arranged their marriage which is good for their company (The VH Group) as well. No fiery passion, no tearful farewells, and definitely no emotional rollercoasters-just a simple, mutually beneficial agreement. A heartwarming, lighthearted story about finding love when you least expect it-and without all the unnecessary drama. Disclaimer: Please note that the author's native language is not English. Additionally, the customs, traditions, and circumstances portrayed in this story are entirely fictional and do not represent the practices of any specific real-world culture or community.

/ dab BTS jokes, scenarios and just crazy memes about Bangtan. I'm just bored but I hope you'll enjoy this as much as I do. I'm an ARMY. An OT7. I love BTS so much that I think I'm drowning.. but I don't wanna swim far away from them. Yeah, I am doomed but I love it! *wink with both eyes* Again for my lovely cover, thank you.. Patricia hahhaa @giftTaylor :)))

Knife in your hand. The still air in the hall sends chills down your spine. You've been here many times before, why does it feel different now? I've been here about 50 times... the same faces, the same bloodshed, the same timelines all over again. But this time, it... this. This doesn't feel right. There he is, as always. "Let's just get on with it. You're not gonna keep this going as long as I'm here, Demon." And all the same attacks, over and over and over. And over. And over. But you always managed to kill him in even less turns as the timelines went by. "*SLASH*" It has been done. Again. You didn't even feel pleasure from this anymore. You changed. "And there you go, *cough* you'll reset again. You'll kill again. Y/n, you used to be so different on the FIRST *cough* timeline. What happened?" He managed to say, still gripping tightly his wound. "Easy. I became a BETTER person." I chuckled evilly, moving onto the Throneroom, killing Asgore and into the dark abyss where I always press the same button. "WAIT! Before you press it, please heed my words!!" A voice. A different one from my ultimate bestie, Chara. "Who are you, and what are you talking about?" I looked around. No one. (Who was it? Find out in 1!) -Hallo! A new book, as promised. In chapter 12 or 13, Im gonna play a song related to the book title, for which Caleb Hyles collabed with Jonathan Young, hence the name Start a new again. Part of the song. I bet you already know what the song is. Just wait. OK bai BTW, this is my cover art. You can find it in My Artbook, and you can most definitely use it! Just PM me and mention me about the art. Start date: Nov. 27, 2016 End date: January 15, 2017 (wow, I wrote this book in the midst of 2 months or lesser)

I'm going to add to this every time I get bored .-. Comment stories or puns you want added to it! (Yes, that's Ethan as the cover) #370 in Puns

Don't worry. This is still a book of puns. It's just also a book of rants and headcanons. I need to update y'all on things. Plus, I need to find a way to talk to my followers that isn't in the author's notes of a story. Yeah, this is the story of my puns, headcanons, and rants. Enjoy.

Don't worry, I'll make sure this book will be punny. ~=~=~=~=~=~~=~=~=~=~ FINISHED ON June 6th, 2017 I do not own any of these puns! I have either found them on the internet, made them up myself, or got them from a friend.

This is just a book full of Hetalia texts, memes, jokes, puns and more!! I was inspided by the cover of this book to make this xD I would suggest you guys watch it too!!! HIGHEST RANK: #55 in Humour (1st April 2017) #124 in Random (4th April 2017)

I don't mind if you use some of mine it's okay . Hope you enjoy 😊

Ask & Dare Book. Ask/Dare anyone it'll be the best!

Welcome to the FNaF puns and reference book! This is something completely random starring some characters and shiz. ...Please don't melt your brain.

With the end of Star Wars Short (Oh, Force) I present you the next book of a series Marvel Shorts. The description? Well...Marvel Shorts off Tumblr, Insta, my head, basically MARVEL meets Internet.

Mikasa su casa. Ways to, and funny things to talk about

I've been reading a lot of band joke books and thought that this would be fun so... by the end you might be brendone with me but just remember that urie all that I need. God Dammit I'm such a meme. Not even one of the actually funny memes but like, one of those memes that everyone knows but doesn't laugh at. Crap. I'm talking you out the book.

Want to laugh!!! Well you probably will just facepalm through most of these. Enjoy!!!!!!! I do not own any of the pictures in this book but I did come up with some of the jokes.

I want to be the very best, Like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, To train them is my cause. I will travel across the land, Searching far and wide. Each Pokemon to understand The power that's inside It's you and me I know it's my destiny Pokemon! You're my best friend In a world we must defend Pokemon A heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you Pokemon Yeah Every challenge along the way With courage i will face I will battle everyday To claim my rightful place Come with me the time is right Theres no better team Arm and arm well win the fight Its always been our dream Pokemon Its you and me I know its my destiny Pokemon Oh, your my best friend In a world we must defend Pokemon! A heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and ill teach you Pokemon x4 Yeah! Pokemon!

welcome to pun city. I will just be dumping puns here instead of killing my friends

All I'm gonna do in this book is make a lot of puns! I wove puns so much, I just can't wait to share them with you! ^-^ Oh and I'll be updating anytime I can! Probably ten a day! Well enjoy!

Casted out by their village and fallen into the depths of the Underground, Frisk has to get quickly used to the fact that they not only have to survive against monsters, but also have to figure out who that Ghost Chara is, that helps them through the darkness of the unfamiliar world... WARNING: PUNS AND JOKES AHEAD!! AND SOME VIOLENCE, cause this is Undertale! If you hated Sans puns, you will hate this story even more. And yes dear readers, your soul will be in shambles. GET IT?? Cause with determination it splits apart! Haha...hah...