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What if falling in love felt like debugging a broken program?
IF ELSE LOVE is an ongoing story about J - a queer techie navigating the chaotic, hilarious, and quietly heartbreaking world of modern dating. Armed with a dating spreadsheet, inner monologues in code, and a closet full of borrowed shirts, J attempts to navigate four wildly different "daddies" who each offer a version of something he thought he wanted:
π Classic Daddy - detached, polished, practiced.
πΎ Nerdy Bear - safe, sweet, emotionally present.
π Corporate Charmer - structured, successful, curated.
π Party Daddy - loud, electric, all adrenaline.
Each man ticks a box.
But no one feels like "home."
Through late-night ramen, rooftop tennis matches, and emotionally messy Google Calendar invites, J is forced to ask himself:
If Else Love
IF '${affection}' == 'true' and '${connection}' == 'true'
Log Commit β€οΈ
ELSE IF '${affection}' == 'true' and '${connection}' == 'maybe'
Log Write a whole new function β¨
ELSE IF '${affection}' == 'true' and '${connection}' == 'false'
Log Ghost π»
ELSE
Log Abort mission π«
END
This is not a finished love story.
It's a messy update.
A work-in-progress.
A maybe.
Just like all of us.